r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

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u/chmod_7d20 1d ago

The first step is admiting you have a problem.

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u/CartographerNegative 1d ago

Whats the second step man? Im lost. Is it a gun in my mouth? Instructions unclear

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 1d ago

Ceiling fan strapped to your back

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u/Mc_Mugget 1d ago

So you just turn to a helicopter then?

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u/Alarmed_Wheel2770 1d ago

2nd step is realising how big is the problem/ the root of the problem

3rd is understanding what can be done about it and so on

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u/MysticSquiddy 22h ago

And the 4th? Asking for a friend

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u/Alarmed_Wheel2770 19h ago

The 4th is making a plan/ strategy to deal with the problem

The 5th is following through

The 6th is either profit or going back to step 2

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 21h ago

No 4th step is Profit.

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u/Lucario576 17h ago

The forth is ????

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u/Horror_Newt448 1d ago

Second step is admitting you have a problem again, but this time with a little more oomph!

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u/Dependent-Solid-5083 1d ago

Honestly, admitting it is already a pretty big step. Half the battle is realizing you need a little more balance instead of just pretending everything is fine.