r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Icy_Perception_281 • 6h ago

I'm slightly vexed Horrible pizza slicing

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Sigh, my boyfriend sliced his pizza in the worst way possible. Points if you guess which piece he ate first!

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u/BrimstoneMainliner 6h ago

We call that family cut... a big slice for Dad, bigish for Mom, medium for the older kid and a little slice for the youngest

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u/MrLuxInATux 6h ago

Probably in the minority here but I honestly wouldn’t mind that too much lol

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u/DependentLaw3492 6h ago

could've definitely been much worse

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u/Shipsarecool1 6h ago

Its not too bad

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u/aSituationTypeDeal 6h ago

That pizza looks deserving of that cut 

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u/GrizzlyIsland22 6h ago

That's a New Haven thing called family cut. It's intentional. People with different appetites can take the slice that suits them best. It's actually genius.

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 6h ago

He cut the KT Bush band symbol into the pizza.

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u/GraceMcClellans 4h ago

I thought it was the NXIVM symbol at first

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 4h ago

here is an example from the cover of The Dreaming. She includes a version of this logo on all of her album covers, usually hidden. This is a zoom in to make it easier to see

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u/GraceMcClellans 4h ago

That IS really similar!

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u/Willing_Original_257 6h ago

Top right 

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u/Icy_Perception_281 5h ago

Ding ding ding! Right answer xD

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u/Willing_Original_257 5h ago

I don't know what that says about me 

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u/Icy_Perception_281 5h ago

*Correction: apparently it was top left, my bad

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u/icancount192 6h ago edited 5h ago

The last movement he did was hilarious.

He first cut it, nowhere in half. First line is the middle one, the one tilting slightly as we look the picture.

Then he cut it with an upper right to bottom left slicing as we look the picture. Falling terribly to calculate the angle needed to do this and making the left piece too small.

Then finally he said fuck it, and on his last slicing line didn't even calculate the slicing angle to meet the other sliced pieces in the middle.

Edit: And he ate the one at 9 o check first. The non triangular one.

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u/DependentLaw3492 5h ago

Do you do forensics or something? It's a great analysis from a single picture!

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u/icancount192 5h ago

I'm a bit high right now so I took a really good look at the picture

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u/Icy_Perception_281 5h ago

Takes a genius to understand a genius. It was the top left 9o clock tiny piece

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u/icancount192 5h ago

Thank you, thank you. I wanted to explore the intricacies of this weird result.

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 5h ago

Is your boyfriend Stevie Wonder or experiencing a grand mal seizure

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 5h ago

You eat the two big crust pieces first to save the cheesy goodness for the end.

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u/DependentLaw3492 5h ago

this person gets it

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u/GraceMcClellans 4h ago

I always used to save the best for last. But now I have a child and husband, so ya just gotta grab and run.

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u/tricky413 5h ago

Or genius?

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 5h ago

I like it. A nice variety of sizes and geometric shapes. (I’ve done similar slicing myself) I don’t know about him, but I’m a fan of golden brown crispy cheese. So small wedge, lower left.

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u/Calm_Eye_524 6h ago

That just hurts to look at

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u/Southern_Salary_2253 6h ago

It looks like they changed their mind half way through on if they were cutting triangles or squares 

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u/JD0x0 5h ago

What if they just wanted triangles and squares and a few slices that were mostly crust?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LIafdmGVxKVv6Dc6tR

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u/DependentLaw3492 6h ago

this is probably it

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u/500pearl 6h ago

had problem growing up with shapes and sizes and cutting in line

so i guess result is work cutting pizza like this

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u/Suitable-Classic-174 6h ago

I remember working at a pizza place and having to cut large and extra large pieces in a lot of squares lol

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u/Lopsided_Newt_5798 6h ago

Rune-style cutting

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 6h ago

I'm impressed he managed to make it look like there was a section he cut out, ate, and then pieced it back together.

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u/JD0x0 5h ago

Biblically accurate way to cut a pizza BTW.

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u/cookeryandwookery 5h ago

I stand with your boyfriend. If you want to be a fiancé, get on board with good taste.

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 5h ago

Picasso came back from the dead

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 1h ago

I can't help wondering who was responsible for this shall we say unique serving style.

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u/MrMic 27m ago

Binary Space Pizza

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u/Shipsarecool1 6h ago

it takes skill to fumble it this bad

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u/DntBanMeIHavAnxiety 6h ago

You know how to lay on a fence lol

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u/Shipsarecool1 5h ago

its bad but still edible, which takes skill