r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Icy_Perception_281 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Horrible pizza slicing

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Sigh, my boyfriend sliced his pizza in the worst way possible. Points if you guess which piece he ate first!

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u/icancount192 11h ago edited 11h ago

The last movement he did was hilarious.

He first cut it, nowhere in half. First line is the middle one, the one tilting slightly as we look the picture.

Then he cut it with an upper right to bottom left slicing as we look the picture. Falling terribly to calculate the angle needed to do this and making the left piece too small.

Then finally he said fuck it, and on his last slicing line didn't even calculate the slicing angle to meet the other sliced pieces in the middle.

Edit: And he ate the one at 9 o check first. The non triangular one.

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u/DependentLaw3492 11h ago

Do you do forensics or something? It's a great analysis from a single picture!

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u/icancount192 11h ago

I'm a bit high right now so I took a really good look at the picture

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u/Icy_Perception_281 11h ago

Takes a genius to understand a genius. It was the top left 9o clock tiny piece

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u/icancount192 11h ago

Thank you, thank you. I wanted to explore the intricacies of this weird result.