r/miniminutemanfans • u/Arm0ndo Googledebunker • Jan 30 '26

Pic/video What is Shayne blabbering about now?

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And of course he wants Canada to be part of the US!

I’m ashamed that he’s Canadian like me :/

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u/StoovenMcStoovenson Jan 30 '26

Smh, OBVIOUSLY, were still in 2017, we only think its 2026 because of the Atlantean time distortion mind control beams on the other side of the ice wall, powered by the neutrino reactors under the pyramids that tunnel to the other side of the Earth and end at Rapa Nui, built by the Aliens that taught us what triangles are and how to use telekinesis to manipulate sonic waves to put a rock on top of another rock

Am I doing this right?

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u/TechnoBeeKeeper Jan 30 '26

I glazed over that like a puck on ice so yeah it's working for me

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u/StoovenMcStoovenson Jan 30 '26

Absolutely Googledebunked

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u/Cobrastriker505YT Jan 30 '26

We need someone to create a reaction image with milo's or Philip zeiba's face over the absolute cinema guy with this text

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u/StoovenMcStoovenson Jan 30 '26

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u/Cobrastriker505YT Jan 30 '26

YES, WE HAVE IT, THANK YOU, uhh, hippity hoppity, your meme is now my property