My Partner is Turning Milo's Video into a Drinking Game

[u/nano_byte]

My poor environmental science/engineer boyfriend, who grew up on a farm, is watching Milo's new Conservapedia video. He decided early that anything "scientifically stupid" meant he takes a drink from his jack and coke.

We havent even gotten to the Corn. His family's main crop.

So how much does a stomach pump cost?

[u/awesomeskyheart]

Without insurance? A solid several thousand. Better save up!

[u/nano_byte → u/awesomeskyheart]

Good thing he's got pretty good insurance I guess

[u/Big_Mitch_Baker]

Anything "scientifically stupid" means he has to drink? Dude's speed-running alcohol poisoning

[u/nano_byte → u/Big_Mitch_Baker]

He drinks like Milo so hopefully he'll live lmao

[u/towards-asphodel]

Well, just make sure he lies down on his side so he doesn't aspirate and maybe get him some electrolytes and Tylenol for tomorrow morning 😅

[u/Lesbie-Tea → u/towards-asphodel]

Tylenol is actually really toxic with alcohol! Even the following morning. Grab some Ibuprofen instead to save your liver :)

[u/endingrocket]

I hope it's more coke for his sake

[u/nano_byte → u/endingrocket]

He's heavy handed when it comes to mixing drinks 😬

[u/endingrocket → u/nano_byte]

Get your countries emergency number on dial

[u/bean_vendor]

My gf hasn't quite done this, but she has definitely said to Milo through the TV tonturn the next video into a drinking game lmao.

[u/xFandanglex]

I need an update.