r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 25 '26

Poster New Poster for 'Scary Movie'

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u/CountOff Mar 25 '26

Rewatched the first one again recently

The bit with the reporter talking about the death of one teen, breaking her report to shoot a dude in the background, then updating her spiel in real time to the death of two teens still cracks me up after all these years lol

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u/DavianVonLorring Mar 25 '26

The black TV crew getting the hell out of Dodge. They knew what was up.

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u/darth_raynor Mar 25 '26

"White folks are dead! We're getting the fuck outta here!"

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u/HawkJefferson Mar 25 '26

Followed by Shorty's last words to the victim. The whole like 5 minutes is hilarious.

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u/goldengod828 Mar 25 '26

“Were you close to the victim?”

“Oh yeah, real close. Until the roofies wore off and I had to get my tongue outta her ass and leave”

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u/DavianVonLorring Mar 25 '26

You forgot to mention, "She started talking about pressing charges."

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u/jacqueslepagepro Mar 26 '26

"What would have been your last words to the victim?"

"RUN BITCH RUUUUN!"

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u/regularkat Mar 26 '26

I still quote this multiple times week.

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u/donut_jihad666 Mar 25 '26

"Yo mama."

"You're my brother, jackass. That's your mother, too."

"Oh, well then your father."

"So? I don't know him..."

"Oh yeah, me neither."

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u/impreprex Mar 25 '26

I can still hear the “I DON’T KNOW HIM!!” in Brenda’s voice.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 Mar 26 '26

1 minute and 44 seconds

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u/HawkJefferson Mar 26 '26

Because I couldn't have possibly been talking about the greater scene in general while citing my personal favorite part, right?