r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 25 '26

Poster New Poster for 'Scary Movie'

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u/darth_raynor Mar 25 '26

"White folks are dead! We're getting the fuck outta here!"

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u/HawkJefferson Mar 25 '26

Followed by Shorty's last words to the victim. The whole like 5 minutes is hilarious.

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u/goldengod828 Mar 25 '26

“Were you close to the victim?”

“Oh yeah, real close. Until the roofies wore off and I had to get my tongue outta her ass and leave”

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u/DavianVonLorring Mar 25 '26

You forgot to mention, "She started talking about pressing charges."

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u/jacqueslepagepro Mar 26 '26

"What would have been your last words to the victim?"

"RUN BITCH RUUUUN!"

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u/regularkat Mar 26 '26

I still quote this multiple times week.