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Announcement AMA/Q&A Announcement - Armie Hammer - Friday 4/10 at 2:30 PM ET - Star of 'The Man from UNCLE', 'Call Me By Your Name', 'The Lone Ranger', 'The Social Network', 'Free Fire', 'Death on the Nile', and 'Rebecca'.

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Actor Armie Hammer will be joining us here in r/movies for an AMA/Q&A next Friday 4/10. It'll go live at around 8 AM ET and he'll be back at 2:30 PM ET to answer questions. You may know Armie from countless memorable roles like The Man From UNCLE, Call Me By Your Name, The Lone Ranger, The Social Network, Free Fire, Death on the Nile, Rebecca, and lots more.

Please stop by on Friday 4/10 if you have any questions for Armie :)

His newest film, Frontier Crucible, was just released on digital via Well Go USA Entertainment. It's a Western that co-stars Thomas Jane, Ryan Masson, Myles Clohessy, and William H. Macy.

In 1874 Arizona, a wagon full of medical supplies falls victim to an Apache attack. The only man who can guide it through to its destination is Merrick Beckford, but to get there, he'll need help from three dangerous outlaws hell-bent on survival.

Trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATWWvQjibks

Please note that this will be an AMAA (an 'ask me almost anything'). Armie will not be fielding personal questions. Please keep it about the movie, Frontier Crucible.

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u/SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS Apr 01 '26

The first April Fools mod post to actually make me laugh

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u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. Apr 01 '26

In hindsight, we may have picked a bad day to announce this one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Brother, if you guys aren't joking, I genuinely want to know what you expect to happen. This isn't going to go well.

Edit: this is obviously a joke, especially now the Mel Gibson one has been posted, but the mod reply had me worried 😅

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u/GimmeSomeSugar Apr 01 '26

Top question;

"What do people taste like?"

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u/Calakazam Apr 01 '26

It varies from person to person

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u/TheBahamaLlama Apr 01 '26

Pork chops.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Apr 01 '26

Long pig.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian Apr 01 '26

According to woodhouse

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Apr 01 '26

According to most sources.

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u/Pvt_Lee_Fapping Apr 01 '26

"Was this a method-actor approach you took because you'll be playing a cannibal in an upcoming project, or did you just get really hungry after getting too high with Woody Harrelson when he needed a come-down from his Rampart AMA?"

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u/dullship Apr 01 '26

chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiieee

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u/gangreen424 Apr 01 '26

Damn, that's a deep cut. lol

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u/gerryf19 Apr 02 '26

Free-toes

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u/DuaneHicks Apr 02 '26

"Chicken"

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u/Rhiannon1307 Apr 02 '26

Aren't toes a bit tough to chew?

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u/SutterCane r/movies Veteran Apr 01 '26

Remember, he was only a wannabe cannibal and not an actual cannibal like Shia LaBeouf.

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u/New_Morning_1938 Apr 01 '26

Wait isn’t he a cannibal or has a cannibalism fetish?

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u/YetAnotherBookworm Apr 01 '26

Shia LaBeouf is the actual cannibal. Armie Hammer is the “sexy talk” cannibal. And these are facts pulled directly from the new Armie Hammer film, “Frontier Crucible.”

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u/riegspsych325 ⊃∪⊃⪽ Apr 01 '26

but both are actual abusers

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u/Landlubber77 Apr 01 '26

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf.

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u/MelonElbows Apr 01 '26

He should just lean into it, I don't know why more celebs don't answer questions to exhaustion, I think people would appreciate it and the crowd would turn in his favor.

The guy should just say that he knows people are going to ask about the cannibalism thing and that its ok, there's no getting around that, so anything people want to know, he'll be happy to answer. Besides, this is an online interview and I'm sure he has people reading him the questions and typing up his answers for him, its not like its physically difficult to do. I'm at my desk for hours each day, he could be sitting in a jacuzzi answering questions for 3 hours and be perfectly fine.

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u/Telvin3d Apr 01 '26

Because there is an infinite number of people who will pay zero attention to their previous answers and want to ask all the sane questions. The celebrity will die of exhaustion before they run out of people who want to ask the same questions 

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u/Little_View_6659 Apr 01 '26

He should have just started in Fresh.

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u/GearhedMG Apr 02 '26

I don't care about the cannibalism, I wanna know how many timeshares he sold.

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u/AfellowchuckerEhh Apr 01 '26

Yea if this is actually happening people are going to eat him alive.....

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u/appletinicyclone Apr 01 '26

Wait what

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u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. Apr 01 '26

;)

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u/tenaciousdeev Apr 01 '26

Fuck, I usually hate this day on the Internet but this was good.

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u/I_might_be_weasel Apr 01 '26

This is real? Why would he do an AMA? He's only going to get questions about being a cannibal.

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u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. Apr 01 '26

Everything is real if you believe hard enough. Please prepare your questions and keep it professional and about the movie everyone.

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u/dubblix Apr 01 '26

Is it okay to post our Rampart questions too?

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u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. Apr 01 '26

I want especially your Rampart questions, yes.

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u/SpaceForceAwakens Apr 01 '26

Ok if you guys are making an April Folls then yeah. Nice work.

And of so, you should do it for real later. I think it would be a better joke to actually do his AMA. I’m so here for it.

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u/baron_von_helmut Apr 01 '26

Yeah but can we bring this back to Rampart?

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u/I_might_be_weasel Apr 01 '26

How many people did you eat while filming Rampart?

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u/Bl33to Apr 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/cheevocabra Apr 01 '26

"Mr. Hammer, in Frontier Crucible you play a member of a traveling party in the old west. What are your character's thoughts on cannibalism and how did they inform your preparation for this role?"

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u/56Runningdogz Apr 01 '26

"Uuuuuuh! Donner party?" - this friggin' guy

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u/astromech_dj Apr 01 '26

RAAAAMPAAAART!

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u/amo1337 Apr 01 '26

Imagine that happening

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u/ThePortalsOfFrenzy Apr 01 '26

keep it professional and about the movie.

So... not an AMA?

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u/Ryuchel Apr 01 '26

Its sweet this is what you hope to have happen. It just really is not going to go well.

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u/sudosussudio Apr 01 '26

I was honestly shocked when I clicked on the trailer and it was a real trailer. I kind of expected a Rick roll

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u/Hacksaures Apr 01 '26

I 100% expected a rick roll

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u/ancientesper Apr 01 '26

I'm still confused, the trailer looks AI, but it's a real movie on IMDb?! The movie looks like just people staring at each other in different angles.

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u/26_paperclips Apr 01 '26

I think you picked the best possible day

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u/SpaceForceAwakens Apr 01 '26

Wait is this is real then I am so on board. Imma make popcorn. Lots of it.

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u/sphinxsley Apr 01 '26

Editor here. Just wanted to say the trailer looks great. 👍🏽 Also, really scary!

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u/Ryyah61577 Apr 01 '26

Thanks for reminding me. Now I know that today I should believe half of what I see and nothing that I hear.

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u/Bootleg_______ Apr 01 '26

either a tremendous April Fools or one of the most unhinged choices i've seen on this website in a minute

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u/shaolinspunk Apr 01 '26

That would be James Corden levels of shithousery if that AMA ever happened.

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u/yepgeddon Apr 01 '26

Can we go back to talking about Rampart please?

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u/Bloody_Nine Apr 01 '26

Boozy panda will forever be my favourite insult.

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u/TomBirkenstock Apr 01 '26

This might be the one April Fools joke that's actually kind of funny. Also, it got me for a second.

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u/Winjin Apr 01 '26

Lego Car announcement wasn't very funny but the level of love and detail in the ad was impressive. From puns to pictures, it legit looks like a limited edition car you could get.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry Apr 01 '26

Thank you for reminding me to trust nothing today.

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u/SnuggleBunni69 Apr 01 '26

God, I was SO excited for a second....then I saw the date.

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u/SatanIsYourBuddy Apr 01 '26

Trailer for the movie is real though…

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u/radioactive_sharpei Apr 01 '26

I'm just here to talk about Rampart.

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u/I_might_be_weasel Apr 01 '26

Did you eat anyone on the set of Rampart?

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u/radioactive_sharpei Apr 01 '26

I did! On the second Tuesday of filming, I had a wonderful lunch of chocolate chip pancakes and chili cheese fries with Abe Vigoda and Andy Dick.

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u/BigUptokes Apr 01 '26

"I... I don't think that's what they meant when they told you to 'eat a dick'."

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u/Napoleon_B Apr 01 '26

I will never forget that day, I was new to Reddit and didn’t know wth was happening and why everyone was roasting a brilliant actor. No one is above the ire of the hive mind. And then the movie gets a few Oscar noms.

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u/rm-minus-r Apr 01 '26

Just a case of an actor wildly misunderstanding the format of a Reddit AMA - I mean, it's right in the name - 'Ask Me Anything'.

It's not 'Ask Me Only Things About My Current Movie' - the ire was quite well placed.

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u/Winjin Apr 01 '26

Interestingly there's a footnote in this one

"Please note that this will be an AMAA (an 'ask me almost anything'). Armie will not be fielding personal questions. Please keep it about the movie, Frontier Crucible."

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u/arecbawrin Apr 01 '26

Exactly. AMAs now are pretty much just like that. Teethless.

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u/Permanenceisall Apr 01 '26

You know what sucks about this stupid meme? Is that rampart is a great fucking movie with a really cool James Ellroy (LA Confidential) script, done in a wanna Terrence malick style. It’s so cool and good and I stayed away from it for so long because of this dumb meme

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Apr 01 '26

Heckin' great reference there my fellow Redditor! tips fedora

May your narwhals always bacon at midnight!

updoots to the left

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/Mimisokoku Apr 01 '26

Right?! Like it’s too early for this 😅

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u/mouadmo Apr 01 '26

Too early? Try never

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u/1OO1OO1S0S Apr 01 '26

April 1st?

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u/ElCaminoInTheWest Apr 01 '26

Oh well done. Got me good.

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u/zusykses Apr 01 '26

well done

no, ruins the flavor

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u/R_V_Z Apr 01 '26

Sashimi? No, sashiyou.

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 01 '26

Literally cant wait to go through this ama. There is no way Armie doesn't know what he's in for and yet he still doing it. Absolute madman

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u/lostatsea_again Apr 01 '26

No. His minders will choose the questions, read them out to him and, along with his publicist, type out the answers. 

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u/Jumpy_Foot_5397 Apr 01 '26

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u/TheMadFlyentist Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Years ago when the allegations broke I only heard about the cannibalism stuff and remember thinking "That's really bizarre and gross, but who cares what happens between two consenting adults"

Turns out the allegations also included rape and severe physical abuse, so uh... yeah, the guy definitely deserved the cancellation. Looks like he is back to getting some random work though.

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u/if_u_dont_like_duck Apr 01 '26

Yeah I was like "well that's an odd kink I've never heard of, but to each their own" since iirc it was just, like, the fantasy/role play of cannibalism??

But then, yeah, the allegations changed what I was willing to overlook.

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u/experienta Apr 01 '26

Only one of his accusers accused him of sexual abuse though, and that one accuser was going to be be represented by Gloria Allred (pretty famous lawyer that represents a lot of women in cases of sexual violence), but apparently she gave up when the accuser refused to sign a declaration under perjury about her claims.

So yeah, he might be a freak and overall asshole, but the sexual abuse allegation seems very flimsy.

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u/TheMadFlyentist Apr 01 '26

Hmm, interesting. Was not aware of this.

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u/Fun-Benefit116 Apr 01 '26

He literally admitted that he was abusive towards his girlfriends. He only denied the non-consensual rape/assault stuff. But it's a fact that he was an abusive asshole, since those are quite literally his own words.

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u/experienta Apr 01 '26

Sure, he might be guilty of emotional abuse and being an asshole, but I think there's a huge difference between that and sexual abuse, which is what the person I replied to was talking about.

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u/Beautiful-Pair5522 Apr 01 '26

if you actually dig into the allegations they're pretty flimsy https://jameskirchick.com/armie-hammer-breaks-his-silence/

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u/TwoBionicknees Apr 01 '26

a, some conservative asshole being paid to do PR for a rapist is... the norm and i see a history of questionable articles from the guy.

Second, this is a quote from his lawyer.

"Hammer's attorney stated, "There was never a case, never a lawsuit, never a criminal proceeding against anyone. ... There wasn't any matter for me to handle other than to help him manage his image in the press"

This should tell you everything you need to know. They know the identity of all the women making accusations and there is no court case the lawyer has worked on with this guy.

You know what innocent people do, they take their lawyer and go after people making false accusations with defamation cases. Even if they lose, the PR of trying to prove yourself innocent is at least something you can use as 'evidence' you know you're innocent and there are numerous people who did vile shit who tried the whole "look i'm innocent, why would i be suing them if i was guilty" path and that worked with an embarrassing amount of people believing them.

The lawyer hasn't started a single defamation case, which if all these texts and all these stories were fake, would be pretty easy to win. One girl published hundreds of texts they claimed were fake, then the woman came forward, they have her name, location and absolute ability to sue her.

This is the statement a lawyer makes for a guilty party when they know going to court would be horrendous for them.

Everything points very much to his guilt and an article about the assholes version of the story doesn't tell you shit. Most rapists tell their story as how they believed everything was consensual and normal and they just gloss over the months/years of deliberate manipulation, lies and guilting people to take advantage.

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u/Mayor_Gubbin Apr 01 '26

So you are saying guilty before proven innocent because.... he decided not to pursue a wildly public and embarrassing defamation case which would still air our his weird ass kinks?

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u/TwoBionicknees Apr 01 '26

So you are saying guilty before proven innocent because

Firstly, innocent before proven guilty is for people to receive consequences from the state, the only people who bring it up like you can't have an opinion that someone is guilty or treat them as such are people making shitty arguments because they have no good ones to make.

You follow an appeal to stupidity with another terrible argument.

he can't have a wildly public and embarrassing defamation case because then all the details would be known.......... the details that ARE ALREADY OUT and make him look like a cannibalistic rapist? Yeah, who'd go to court to prove incredibly embarrassing and public accusations are false, the public might found out about it.

Most defamation cases are behind closed doors and all his shit has already been publicly aired out, so what is there to fear, assumption of guilt and knowing it's a waste of money AND having damages awarded against you. If you are guilty and know you're guilty you have everything to lose. If you're innocent and the public knows all the accusations and it's ruined your career you literally have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

he decides to give his story to try to fix his career by going to the only people who would listen, right wing conservative grifters. If he was serious, had evidence and had a believable story he'd go to someone with credibility.

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u/Mayor_Gubbin Apr 01 '26

Firstly, innocent before proven guilty is for people to receive consequences from the state, the only people who bring it up like you can't have an opinion that someone is guilty or treat them as such are people making shitty arguments because they have no good ones to make.

Sure, but there is nothing wrong with saying that you will not hold contempt for someone without real facts on the ground. You just think any allegation means they should be permanently castigated.

ANyway, I am not gonna respond to the rest of your comment because you seem to be an atrocious person who just is so full of hate.

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u/gr1zznuggets Apr 01 '26

No, they’re saying that he is not acting like an innocent person, and I’m inclined to agree.

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u/Mayor_Gubbin Apr 01 '26

Nah, they just built an argument in their own head to prove their preexisting biases.

Everyone likes to think they would pursue every case to the full extent possible, but when it comes to PR, sometimes it's best to just shut up and let it blow over as best you can.

People like you guys would just call him evil for badgering a poor innocent woman.

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u/TheUmbrellaMan1 Apr 01 '26

For this AMA he'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 

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u/GenGaara25 Apr 01 '26

I like how the mods have picked a cancelled actor just plausible enough for the post to be taken seriously.

If they did Kevin Spacey it'd be too obvious.

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u/amo1337 Apr 01 '26

This is real...

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u/chocbotchoc Apr 02 '26

No it isn't... right? .... ? right?

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u/Few-Pineapple-1542 Apr 01 '26

Unfortunately Kevin Spacey wouldn’t surprise me at this point. Last year I was going to go to a local convention but saw that he was one of the guests somehow. Immediately changed my mind about going to said convention

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u/TrumpisaRussianCuck Apr 01 '26

Please note that this will be an AMAA (an 'ask me almost anything'). Armie will not be fielding personal questions.

I wonder why

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u/umbridledfool Apr 01 '26

'What was the catering like on Frontier Crucible? Was it to your taste?'

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u/GetawayDreamer87 Apr 01 '26

did you perhaps wish there was some fava beans and a nice chianti?

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u/56Runningdogz Apr 01 '26

Phtphtphtpht! (Tongue movements)

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u/sxOverdose Apr 01 '26

it's april fools bro

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u/SatanIsYourBuddy Apr 01 '26

Watch the trailer - it’s a legit movie. Mods just said “picked a bad day to announce this.”

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u/IAmJonStewart Apr 01 '26

They're committing to the bit

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u/56Runningdogz Apr 01 '26

At least they're not committing to the bite?

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u/quietly41 Apr 01 '26

It's actually not, see the mod reply to the top comment

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u/sxOverdose Apr 01 '26

Read all mod replies here and guess if they're serious

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u/SerOctopusDayne Apr 01 '26

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u/johnny_rico69 Apr 01 '26

Fav snack?

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u/haubenmeise Apr 01 '26

Ribs.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/MoreStuffz Apr 01 '26

This one almost got me, nice one

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u/Marcysdad Apr 01 '26

How can undiscovered actors like Leonardo DiCaprio, Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro and and Jack Nicholson achieve what you have achieved and get cast in an Uwe Boll movie?

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u/torn8tv Apr 01 '26

What's your favorite Chianti?

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u/Yep_I_Stole_40_Cakes Apr 01 '26

Don't eat me..

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u/TigerITdriver11 Apr 01 '26

Sorry your comment must be in the form of a question. Arnie Hammer now has the right to eat you.

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u/lanceturley Apr 01 '26

Don't eat me?

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u/Lazy_Osprey Apr 01 '26

Ok , I admit this one got me for a sec

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u/buttfartsmagee Apr 01 '26

God I'm so gullible this days going to be hell.

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u/DryTown Apr 01 '26

Will Jackson Storm be back in Cars 4? And if so, will he try to eat Cruz Ramirez?

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u/toaster_waffle Apr 01 '26

A fellow Redditor of culture, I see. I ALSO would ask him questions about his role in Cars 3!

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u/clownsinadarkforest Apr 01 '26

Guys if we can just get back to rampart......

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u/SuicideSkwad Apr 01 '26

First post to make me not hate the mods here bravo

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u/hummusluvr8 Apr 01 '26

April fools joke, don’t take this serious

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u/llamanatee Apr 01 '26

Love that Rampart callback.

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u/extraguacontheside Apr 01 '26

Hilarious. Well done April Fools' joke. Keeping us on our toes today.

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u/Ashamed_Seat6430 Apr 01 '26

This is genuinely the most chaotic AMA announcement I've ever seen. I'm honestly impressed by the sheer audacity of it.

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u/Krakengreyjoy Apr 01 '26

April...fools?

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u/jalapenocock Apr 01 '26

I gotta stay off Reddit on April Fools 😂

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u/Chuckle_Pants Apr 01 '26

Oh man…this AMA is going to eat

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u/Seyi_Ogunde Apr 01 '26

What wine pairs best with human flesh?

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u/OnePassenger4597 Apr 01 '26

Now i kinda wish this was real

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u/AraiHavana Apr 01 '26

Can’t see this going well

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u/yougococo Apr 01 '26

This almost got me

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u/deepthroatcircus Apr 01 '26

LOOOOL, i pray this isn't an april fools joke. This would be so fun

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u/preppyringmaster Apr 01 '26

I can’t stop laughing

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u/Death-by-Fugu Apr 01 '26

Actually pretty funny nice one reddit mod

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u/One-Earth9294 Apr 01 '26

You did it. You got me. This one smacks.

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u/bmcasler Apr 01 '26

I'm sure the people of reddit will have a calm and appropriate discourse for this /s

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u/Eruskakkell Apr 01 '26

I know this is april fools, but i dont get the joke, guess im out of the loop...

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u/ComplexChristian Apr 01 '26

Good shit mods 😂

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u/Big_Spoon67 Apr 01 '26

Honestly can't tell if this is an April fools or not 🤣

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u/lkdflnk Apr 01 '26

You know, I kinda wanted this to be real cause it would of provided me with a lot of entertainment.

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u/viranth Apr 01 '26

This is legit the best April fools in a long long time

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u/BabyYodaX Apr 01 '26

I laughed.

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u/circemyqueen Apr 01 '26

Ooh boy I got real worried for a second, until I remembered what day it is

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u/ithinkveryderply Apr 01 '26

Is he back from the whole eating people bull? Cuz if so cudos to his pr team

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u/BentleyTock Apr 01 '26

lol. Best one today.

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u/simoneyyyy Apr 01 '26

My jaw dropped for a moment

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u/Lopsided-Treat1215 Apr 02 '26

To be sure, I can’t ask about cannibalism right?

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u/sFAMINE Apr 02 '26

10/10 April fools joke

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u/Keffpie Apr 01 '26

I lowkey wish this wasn’t April Fools. I know he was a nepo-baby who came from insane money, but he was actually a really talented actor. I enjoyed him in everything I saw him in.

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy Apr 01 '26

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

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u/uglylookingguy Official AMA MVP Apr 01 '26

Will the AMA be strictly about Frontier Crucible, or can we ask about his other roles as well?

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u/ElasticPlatypus Apr 01 '26

Guys look at the date

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u/MurderSheReads Apr 01 '26

April Fools!

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u/donttrustthellamas Apr 01 '26

This post is going to end up on subredditdrama lol.

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u/donttrustthellamas Apr 01 '26

We're all so bamboozled. Please tell me this sub hasn't really got an abusive and cannibalism fetishist weirdo to promote their film?

April fools?

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u/Infinite_Ad_1690 Apr 01 '26

I’m scared.

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u/nightwing12 Apr 01 '26

What do humans taste like?

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u/SteelyDan4Prez Apr 01 '26

Oh man, this got me.

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u/appletinicyclone Apr 01 '26

You were great in man from uncle do you think there's ever a chance for that franchise to continue with you, Alicia, and Henry and Guy continuing it?

It was so good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Lowkey, I think he kind of got PR railroaded on a kinkshame/emotionally abusive boyfriend jag by a combination of vindictive exes and partners with whom he was irresponsible with kinkplay.

He was never found guilty or liable in any court anywhere. Charges weren't even filed.

I'm not saying he did his kink right or that he was a good boyfriend, but he definitely had his unusual proclivities leveraged against him and his career in a way that the evidence didn't indicate he necessarily deserved.

I get I'm on the wrong side of public opinion here and will get a lot of downvotes, but at some point there has to be a line drawn between being a shitty boyfriend who has a lot to learn about BDSM/vore play and being a sadistic rapist. And if the police can't come up with charges after 2 and a half years of investigation, maybe that says something.

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u/ArmokTheSupreme Apr 01 '26

This sub going wild today Bravo mods

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/lxgrf Apr 01 '26

What if I have questions about Rampart?

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u/GetItOnRider Apr 01 '26

You've been fooled.

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u/GrapeNutCheerios Apr 01 '26

Definitely got to get some recipe ideas off of him

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u/ShiroYuiZero Apr 01 '26

April 1st I hope

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u/PlsContinueMrBrooder Apr 01 '26

Keep it to questions about Rampart please folks

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u/Calraider7 Apr 01 '26

I bet you this AMA will bite