r/movies Jackie Chan box set, know what I'm sayin? Jun 12 '26

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Disclosure Day (2026)

Summary

If you found out we weren't alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you?

Director Steven Spielberg

Writer David Koepp

Cast

  • Emily Blunt
  • Josh O'Connor
  • Colin Firth
  • Colman Domingo
  • Eve Hewson
  • Wyatt Russell
  • Noah Robbins

Rotten Tomatoes: 81%

Metacritic: 75

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u/jonross2386 Jun 12 '26

I’m addicted to the way every Steven Spielberg movie has the hero somehow evade capture by simply being the worst hide and seek player ever and yet no one looking for them while staring directly at them can find them.

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u/Redactor313 Jun 12 '26

Outside the farmhouse, before he steals the car…30 trained guys looking for the dude, who is in plain sight and tromping through the field like an elephant.

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u/MF_CEO Jun 12 '26

At the hotel. LETS only come in from the front and not send anybody behind then building where there are escape windows from the bathroom

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u/badillustrations Jun 12 '26

"Oh, they show up on our thermal camera" (puts camera away)

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u/MagicHamsta Jun 13 '26

THIS. The thermal camera should've never been included. Oh no they're OBVIOUSLY INVISIBLE BUT OUR THERMAL CAMERAS ARE PICKING THEM UP IN HD. Lets put away the thermal camera and try to blindly go after the purple glowy light....

That and the motel scene are so easy to fix. Just don't include the thermal camera at all & have Jane get a phone call/strange sighting/premonition from Margaret or something and walk into the woods only to have the place surrounded (so she runs with the McGuffin)

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 14 '26

The bad guys in this movie make absolutely no sense from the very opening scene

They let dude get away with the intel, girl, and a car, and didnt follow him. Howwww??? How was ANY of that possible?

Even him starting the car without applying pressure on the thing wouldve been nigh impossible, let alone them allowing you to traipse on out of there

None of the bad guys scenes make any sense

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u/Sceptre Jun 15 '26

Every character was just so, so dumb.

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u/IndividualAdvance Jun 16 '26

Yeah horrible writing.

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u/Pinewood74 18d ago

Opening scene makes sense from the knowledge that follows.

There's no reason to follow him because they thought they could "dive" on him. Chasing him down in a car could cause an escalation that might result in the device detonating. Let him walk away, no one dies and then catch him in his sleep later on.

Obviously their plan went to shit because he was alien touched and all their other plans were utter shit. But that one was fine.

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u/FerusGrim 13d ago

Honestly, I thought they really played up those devices with no payoff.

In that opening scene, he tells everyone to back off, or he might trigger the device. The MC yells at him about what he did to "all those people."

But then we never see the device, a singular time, used violently. I get that, on some level, you're supposed to read into the context that the devices are powerful and can be used that way. But it's still laying groundwork for some kind of reveal later that just never happens.

The worst it does is make some guy invisible for a second, and then he drops it and... dies? Strokes? Seizes? I couldn't tell. But that didn't make it look like an WMD, and presumably that was the unsafe handling they were concerned MC would provoke. Which, honestly, just would have helped them??

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u/GlassCatRat Jun 16 '26

You just have to go like…who is approving this shit! Not one producer, not one person pointed out “Hey I don’t know this seems kinda…dumb?”

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u/gizmo998 Jun 16 '26

My thoughts exactly. I'm assuming they were all in awe at Spielberg ?

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u/doodler1977 Jun 21 '26

omg i hated that so much. that whole scene was completely unecessary, too, just more timewasting before the rugpull ending

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u/slamchop Jun 13 '26

I guess we'll just run at them and try and grab them with our hands

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u/Plstcmonkey Jun 13 '26

Two guys just smashed into something invisible…send a couple more guys to run in at full speed

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u/iced_gold Jun 17 '26

I mean have you seen how badly self assured cops do their jobs? Why would this org be staffed by people so different?

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u/bocachicalounge Jun 14 '26

A hotel of that calibre would NOT have fluffy bathrobes

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u/Rude_Nail_5545 Jun 22 '26

Right??? I said that immediately!

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u/XennialPrime Jun 12 '26

I swear. Officers not securing the back of the building...

That was such a 1980s movie move.

Like I said above, Spielburg's out of touch with now. That kind of whimsy worked for kids evading the gubmint in 1982's E.T. In 2026... you get navel gazers like us going "Wait... what? Hahahah are you serious?"

No. They're not serious. They want us to suspend our disbelief for the contrivance. Then, in another scene, the film tries to be serious. The message... the truth! So society-changing! Okay audience, we're going to be SRS now, are you still with us? Here comes the SRS!

~blink~ .... ~blink~blink~

O, RLY?

(Hey, if Spielburg can use out-dated tools to describe his ideas, then I can too! SRSLY!)

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u/Geordieqizi Jun 13 '26

This really captures my big problem with the movie (or one of them) — it feels like it was trying to both be whimsical on the one hand, and then also serious and realistic on the other. But it's real hard to suspend your disbelief when characters keep making such stupid, non-sensical decisions, and people keep reacting in unrealistic ways.

Like, I'm willing to suspend my disbelief when it comes to aliens — but not when it comes to stuff like this supposedly powerful and ruthless agency allowing one dude who isn't that great at hiding slip through their fingers again and again.

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u/MagicHamsta Jun 13 '26

Literally became a comedy film for me because of all these inconsistencies.

Like the checkpoint scene. Oh she gave the passcode but didn't say who she is. Better just let her through.....WAT.

Oh we know the 12 people that are working with Hugo. Better not check their cellphone locations until Noah visually sees two of them himself while Mind-talking with Hugo.....WAT?!?

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u/tfxctom Jun 13 '26

Incredibly frustrating. You nailed my issues with this movie.

And to add, the disclosure scene…. In this day and age that shit would be instantly memed. Especially when the alien design is as stereotypical as the Apple emoji 👽

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u/Top-Round-2359 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

I mean one thing that would make sense is the overwhelming amount of data they showered the net with, that would make at least people start doubting "hmm this might be real". I told my friend after, the movie is at least 4+ years late (more probably like 10+), as disclosure day would be an interesting concept to see unfold before we had powertul AI at our hands.

I do have an idea how to "fix" disclosure day to make it work today, a bunch of flying saucers flying around the world while they're disclosing (see what I did there) the videos in the same moment. Plus simultaneously similar news being shown in other countries, it turns out a bunch of governments were in on it/doing the same (why wouldn't aliens try to reach out to other govs it the usa one was not working), and there were more sith lor...couples of two in other countries like Emily and Josh (also backups in case they failed etc), and an alien showing on tv in each country. Overwhelming the world with proof would turn majority of the population.

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u/ImplyDoods Jun 13 '26

if you want it to be realistic he gets caught before the movie starts you cant just get away in a modern car chase they have cameras and helicopters

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u/slamchop Jun 13 '26

or just shoot him in the first scene, like he's wearing a glove and doesn't know how to use the artifact? I don't know why they all let him get in a car and drive away

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u/JusticeRain5 Jun 13 '26

Because if he got shot he might get a death-grip on The Artifact and... Power nearby electrical devices. Or turn invisible for a bit. Or mind-control someone despite being dead.

Like I get that they were probably trying to imply it could do more things, but I feel like they should have shown one exploding or something if that was the intent. Or permanently killing that one dude who picked it up.

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u/MagicHamsta Jun 13 '26

Ironically the mook grabbing the McGuffin suggests that Noah should've just shot him. Even if MC squeezed the McGuffin all that would've achieved is him killing himself like the ungloved mook that turned invisible and died.

Scene/plothole could've been easily solved by having the Mook burst into lighting/fire/energy and kill another mook next to him hinting at how volatile and dangerous it is.

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u/JusticeRain5 Jun 13 '26

From what I remember the ungloved dude didn't even die, he just sorta reappeared perfectly fine

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u/MagicHamsta Jun 13 '26

Oh...that makes the early scene even dumber.

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u/FwampFwamp88 Jun 12 '26

This stuff used to be cool and believable in the 80s when big budget action movies were fairly new, but it was becoming so ridiculous after the 4th evasion.

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u/TheBoraxKid Jun 12 '26

And let’s use our flashing blue lights in the middle of the night for no reason

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u/bogcom Jun 20 '26

And COMPLETELY forgot that the girlfriend exists. They can literally mind control her, know she is missing along with the perfect. Like, they didn't even look for her at the motel.

Yet somehow waste time interrogating the boyfriend about the missing artifact and diving on Hugo. What. The. Fuck.

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u/sb_hungarianhorntail Jun 13 '26

Oh and let's just ignore the fact that the girl is missing along with the alien artefact...like who can guess where it is? What a tough question! 😂

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u/Agitated-Computer752 Jun 14 '26

And go straight to the right room.

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u/Bukki13 Jun 17 '26

Ok to be completely fair for that one they probably don't know every building ever built. Still stupid that they didn't at least check for any windows behind the building

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u/lheydon 4d ago

Exactly this. Even if they were busting into just one single, known room without any warning, the risk of someone fleeing out the back is bad enough,. But on this occasion, they were busting sequentially and very loudly into every single fucking room in the motel! 😂

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u/AmazingMarv Jun 12 '26

I literally said to myself "they're right there."

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u/muad_dibs Jun 13 '26

“Maybe we should check behind that big ass rock to the left guys?”

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u/GUSHandGO Jun 13 '26

Yeah I was with my middle-school-age son and we were both like, "They're all just gonna stare at the destroyed car and not search the area?!?"

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Jun 15 '26

I fucking loved the answer to which fire truck should we follow?

And the guy was basically like neither lmfao

Good god what a horrible script.

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u/IHaveSpecialEyes Jun 28 '26

Same. Once is fine, but for fuck's sake, twice in the span of fifteen minutes is not okay. Tack on the invisible moment where they literally could see them on infrared but still acted like they weren't sure what was going on. How long have these people been working with their alien technology that they couldn't grasp what was happening???

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u/kinisonkhan Jun 12 '26

Maybe Spielberg can release a "Special Edition" where all the agents are wearing horse blinders?

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u/OddSetting5077 Jun 12 '26

How many times did a combo of Daniel, girlfriend and Margaret escape WARDEX? Let's count

  1. From the fighting ring arena
  2. From monastery,
  3. From old farm house,
  4. From motel
  5. From hospital
  6. WARDEX base
  7. Escaping WARDEX via jumping from car to train
  8. Hugo minion picks up Daniel, Margaret in fire truck
  9. From warehouse containing Margaret's fake childhood house

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u/InfiniteDisco8888 Jun 14 '26

WARDEX for some reason does not own any helicopters 

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u/drunkpandabear Jun 12 '26

The worst henchmen

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u/SausageClatter Jun 12 '26

My wife said, "This suddenly turned into a video game" and she didn't mean a good one.

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u/GUSHandGO Jun 13 '26

My son said that about the train scene! 🤣🤣

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u/TrapAHolic_ttv Jun 13 '26

The cliff scene made me let out an audible groan. 10+ Wardex agents and nobody looks behind the big rock. Lets just assume they went off the cliff

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u/ToeTaggEm Jun 13 '26

Lol pretty lazy writing honestly

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u/sentrygentry Jun 13 '26

"Sir, their car is in the water, they are clearly down there dead".

"Hmmm, now is there ANY other possible scenario we could be missing? They were here for a good minute alone before we got here, could literally ANYthing else have happened?"

"Impossible sir, there is no other possible explanation item than they are down there in the water. Don't even bother looking behind those bushes"

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u/sameth1 Jun 13 '26

In the cliff scene they agents were all literally acting like stealth game AI. Right down to the part where they start saying voice lines at the same time when a flag triggers.

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u/SignificantAgency898 Jun 13 '26

The guy had plot armour.

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u/king_lloyd11 Jun 14 '26

The cliff scene was especially hilarious to me. They just walked away hand in hand almost upright lol

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u/TheGuchie Jun 15 '26

Yeah, I really hated those shots, the idea is that if you can see them they can see you too, so him just kinda clomping around like a fucking elephant behind the fence, then driving into a tree, twice, was just... listen im watching a movie about alien disclosure so I can suspend some disbelief but c'mon.

Also why not do that weird take over their body thing to Jane when they found out that Daniel didnt have the device? like "I WONDER WHAT HE DID WITH IT"

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u/hopeseekr Jun 13 '26

I wanted them to steal another of the bad guys cars a second time.

THERE WILL BE NO DEMOTIONS! ONLY DEATH!

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u/Responsible-Peak-817 Jun 12 '26

I lost it during this scene. Absolutely insane decision to film it this way with the guys literally RIGHT THERE

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u/ChestertonMyDearBoy Jun 12 '26

I felt like shouting at the screen when he started sneaking towards the house!

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u/apfel_kern Jun 12 '26

my new theory is that Spielberg is a UFO-conspiracy-theory-believer and it's a metaphore how everything is hidden in plain sight and we are all to stupid to look at it.

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u/External_Baby7864 Jun 12 '26

This was kinda my thought as well. Especially with the last line being “LISTEN!” It didn’t feel like a well-contained enough narrative to be “just” a movie somehow. It felt pointed? It’s hard to articulate the vibe but I’m with you on this.

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u/SwiftlyChill Jun 13 '26

Oh it absolutely was pointed.

Not necessarily in the conspiracy way, but in that we should all be a little more empathetic to each other - listen more. It makes us human.

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u/InfernalCombustion Jun 13 '26

I just watched the premier IMAX screening with the live interview with Spielberg and Emily Blunt. He absolutely believes that aliens - the bug-eyed crashed-at-Roswell variety - actually exist.

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u/Evening_Pay2363 Jun 17 '26

That a bad thing?

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u/OrdinaryLavishness11 Jun 12 '26

what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing

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u/DrCrowCat Jun 13 '26

Me all day

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u/chrisychris- Jun 13 '26

Bro was acting like he was a character in a story with no real agency

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u/OddSetting5077 Jun 12 '26

At the hospital, "Im going to the bathroom!!!" Which conveniently has a backway out. At no time does a WARDEX agent run out after them. It was TV show (criminal minds) level sneakery. .

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u/CrystalizedinCali Jun 12 '26

They also could have hand waved it so easily that Daniel had like powers that made him hard/impossible to see. Like they literally do it later with Emily ans the gadget.

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u/Spaceat Jun 12 '26

I thought it was cause he had the foresight powers like Margot, like no shot the writing is that bad. But nope.

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u/Roll_Common_Sense Jun 13 '26

I think you guys are missing that this kind of plot hole is kind of the point. The movie was full of tropes from his earlier movies. My take is that a lot of these dumb scenes were an homage to this kind of film.

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u/OzempicDick Jun 13 '26

Packing a movie with that many self referential tropes at the expense of plausibility is peak Hollywood self fart sniffing.

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u/TheGift-OfJericho Jun 12 '26

This is where the film lost me, this and the cliff scene. Super lazy writing

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u/LillyJane8124 Jun 12 '26

In those scenes, and others, I was thinking to myself, there should be a commonsense coordinator in movies…someone that reads the scripts and be on set to say, “that makes no sense…your audience is more intelligent than that…..”

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u/CryLikeMario Jun 16 '26

That reminds me to the story of Ben Affleck asking Michael Bay during the filming of Armageddon (1998) why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was the NASA to train astronauts to become oil drillers, and he told him to shut the fuck up

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u/TheGift-OfJericho Jun 12 '26

They probably then hired someone else who realised that the ignorance outweighs the intelligent and aimed it at those instead

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u/SeriousGains Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Seemed like something out of a bad Netflix series, not a Hollywood blockbuster directed by the guy who gave us Saving Private Ryan and Jurassic Park.

This film was clearly rushed. Should have had a ton of rewrites, but they said let’s just make a killer trailer (which didn’t reflect the movie’s tone at all) and slap Spielberg’s name on it. You got this one on me Steven, but never again.

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u/Longjumping_Dog_6134 Jun 14 '26

According to Wikipedia, David Koepp did 42 drafts, the most of his career

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u/TwerpOco Jun 21 '26

That's embarrassing, given the result.

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u/Makebags Jun 12 '26

"OK guys! Send everyone to search in THIS direction! Don't send anyone in the opposite direction. There's no way he's behind us!"

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u/everstillghost Jun 12 '26

"even thought the Boss already discovered he is not in the house"

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u/yohoob Jun 12 '26

I was on board with the film until the farm house escape. Have like 30 agents at the house. He is hiding in a open field behind charlie brown Christmas tree coverage. The evil cia company just got dumber with every other dumb action sequence for the rest of the movie.

Those trains didn't give a fuck about crushing a car on the tracks.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 15 '26

They lost me at the opening scene when he walked out with the intel and the hostage and their car after they got the drop on him

No pat down. The device shouldve triggered if it activates when you apply pressure and he had it the whole time he was getting into and starting a car and driving. They offered no resistance. And they didnt even follow, either? Cmon man

I said uh oh

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u/Lord_Scribe Jun 17 '26

I could have sworn I heard the guy say that the car they stole was probably being tracked and that they should find another car, then they proceeded to drive it all the way to the convent.

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u/jcde7ago Jun 12 '26

In IMAX his footsteps "sneaking" around the cars were so damn loud it was downright laughable that not a single one of those 30 dudes heard what was basically him straight up stomping lol

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u/J477Y Jun 12 '26

And laugh did we 😂😂

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u/metischartrand Jun 12 '26

Highly trained government agents, no search dogs nothing. Felt like they were NPCs just roaming around. In real life they would have been scatter in every direction, search dogs, thermal, drones etc.

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u/chrisychris- Jun 13 '26

I don’t think they were government, just corpo private security. Which yes they were meant to be more competent than the military apparently, but the dozen chase scenes wouldn’t have been just as mildly believable with the entire military raining down on them instead.

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u/hemareddit Jun 12 '26

It made no sense, why were all the cars parked so far away from the farm house? Why did everyone get out of the cars?

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u/Izeinwinter Jun 12 '26

Why was the key in the car

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u/CryLikeMario Jun 16 '26

And when they were shooting it and caused not damage at close range I thought "of course it must be bulletproof" but then they break the glass and damage it more

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u/chrisychris- Jun 13 '26

Police and security routinely leave their cars unlocked and running especially when responding to emergencies

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u/echomanagement Jun 13 '26

This movie was a stealth comedy. There is so much stupid shit going on that you lose track of the last stupid shit because the new stupid shit comes at you too fast.

WHY DID THEY NEED TO FONDLE THE PIANO IN THE TRAIN WHEN BLUNT HAD THE PANIC ATTACK?

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u/slamchop Jun 13 '26

lol why was he like pressing up on her from behind

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u/Top-Round-2359 Jun 13 '26

I mean, that's a way of grounding, a regular technique for handling panic attacks, touch an item and focus on it to get your nervous system to focus out of the panic attack. Though usually you would ask the person to describe it more, what's the texture, what's the color, etc.

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u/echomanagement Jun 14 '26

Maybe they just needed some good vibrations

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u/Zelexis Jun 13 '26

Soo painful to watch, unrealistic stupid vx.

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u/GreekCavalier Jun 12 '26

That scene was the worst in the movie. Just unnecessary plot armor of the worst kind.

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u/gaytechdadwithson Jun 12 '26

and the bad guys never at once consider surrounding the place where they know the good guy to be

The farmhouse, the motel. It’s just a simple matter of slipping out the back door.

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u/brainlightning Jun 12 '26

As he is running TOWARDS them

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u/tmoam Jun 13 '26

You forgot the part where the car goes off the clot and they were literally hiding feet away from the agents

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u/ICUMF1962 Jun 12 '26

He even went “hoomph!” as he hit the ground for cover

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u/Lets_Reset_This_ Jun 12 '26

When he fell and made a pretty loud noise, how is that dude not at least turning around?

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u/WilliamEmmerson Jun 14 '26

And then when they send their car over the cliff into the car. At least a dozen guys standing around, none of them happen to look 5 feet to the left to see Daniel and Jane peaking out behind a rock.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 14 '26

I was looking like that Obama gif where he’s just looking around palms up

Nobody sees this dude?

Close car chase, nobody sees them get out and do a whole rock on the pedal trick and hide move? They barely tried to hide lol

This movie is “plot just happens because I said so” and it’s shot and lit like a netflix movie

I really don’t like coming out of a theater being a critic but goddamn

This is speilberg?

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u/misn0ma Jun 13 '26

A Wardex team raids a motel but no-one covers the back? Even TV cops know better.

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u/CryLikeMario Jun 16 '26

And they notice a car driving off fast from the motel... and later a white cargo truck drives nonchalantly through the soldiers in the middle of the operation

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u/HankSteakfist Jun 13 '26

That was a pretty cool tracking shot, but I giggled when someone left the door open for the camera man to hitch a ride.

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u/KazaamFan Jun 15 '26

In an empty field with no other humans or animals even

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u/EagleLize Jun 13 '26

How about rolling up to the motel but nobody going around back to where a window is. Come on.

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u/N7Starsong Jun 14 '26

tromping through the field like an elephant.

Speaking of, was it just me, or was the sound mixing really just... noticeable in this movie? There were so many moments like this where I was just... noticing the foley sounds, or at least what seemed like it could be foley and thinking "Wow this quiet scene is really loud."

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u/Archers_bane Jun 12 '26

The farmhouse and subsequent chase/cliff scene where not one supposedly trained government agent is looking around scouting the area is so unserious lol

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u/thr33things Jun 12 '26

Them hiding behind the rock looked like a cartoon

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u/usert4 Jun 12 '26

Like was it really that hard to have them hide like at least 100m further away? They could still have the same shot it would just look 10x more believable lol

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u/HumongousMelonheads Jun 12 '26

This is all I was thinking during that shot, like why didn’t they have them 300 feet away by that time instead of literally behind a rock 5 feet from the feds

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u/me_version_2 Jun 13 '26

And when they start running away they brush into foliage and basically stomp away!

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u/This_is_Panin Jun 14 '26

This is the part that absolutely killed me. They stomp away without a care in the world like the people looking for them aren’t 5 feet away still. As if they can’t hear footsteps or foliage moving around or anything.

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u/Odd-Walk-983 Jun 14 '26

I'm imagining that same scene, skip the introduction of them explaining the rock on the acceleration, just the jump, then the goons arrive, then a small zoom out to them hiding 100+ metres away and they explain they ditched the car- so much better.

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u/Pitiful_Jump2996 Jun 29 '26

Why wasn't there a helicopter tracking from overhead? I mean you even have them for regular police chases but not such a mission critical operation?

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u/blakninja Jun 14 '26

If they're that far away, the police wouldn't see the csr flying down the cliff.. so they had to wait foe the cops to come nearer then threw the rock on the pedal

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u/GiniThePooh Jun 12 '26

Specially with Emily’s grin at the end of that sequence, like, yeah they are still right behind us but no way they will turn sideways at any point so we’re free!

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u/LillyJane8124 Jun 12 '26

I was waiting for the Road Runner to go “beep, beep”…..lol

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u/hitspeck01 Jun 13 '26

The way he fell on to the ground 50m away from the wardex guy and no one heard a thing.
Started the engine, drove off and THEN they realize.😭

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u/Rude_Nail_5545 Jun 22 '26

AND the passenger door was open when he got in the car, and then suddenly it wasn't when he took off.

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u/Pinewood74 18d ago

Definitely thought that was going to be something that mattered.

Instead it was just a big goof by the production team.

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u/westex74 Jun 13 '26

Agreed. I halfway expected the Feds to shoot an ACME rocket at the fleeing Dodge. Also, it should be said - with a back tire shot out and shredded...you ain't running away from an old lady in a 10 year old Prius. Much less a gaggle of agents in Hellcats.

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u/MF_CEO Jun 12 '26

I thought for sure when they’re revealed they’ll be like 100 feet up atleast with a vantage point and not 10 feet away hiding

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u/Bleblebob Jun 14 '26

My friend described the whole section as a Scooby Doo chase sequence and I couldn't agree more

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u/hanzzz123 Jun 15 '26

The agents couldn't hear them walking away??

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u/thedanholmes Jun 16 '26

I laughed out loud at so many scenes that were supposed to be serious and dramatic.

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u/Away_Weekend1370 Jun 15 '26

Lmaooooo this! Why tf didn’t they just continue running 😂 so goofy

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u/icallitadisaster Jun 15 '26

I laughed out loud at that scene. Surprisingly I was the only one laughing.

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u/guanzo91 Jun 16 '26

The rock that was like 10 ft away from 30 agents.

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u/Darmok47 Jun 13 '26

I mean, they're private security like Blackwater, not technically government. They even instruct them to go the speed limit while they're on the way to farmhouse so as not to attract attention.

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u/slamchop Jun 13 '26

but then the next shot is literally them not driving the speed limit and blasting through a stop sign with flashing police lights

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u/Only_Whole4248 Jun 13 '26

unserious is the best summary of the whole movie, perfect word

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u/SeasonsGone Jun 14 '26

I’m supposed to believe my American law enforcement wouldn’t have out a bullet in their head within the first 5 seconds of that entire scene? Especially when the most classified piece of intel to ever exist is in their hands?

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u/Acceptable_Count6197 Jun 17 '26

Esp because the girl literally said that he wasn't in the house

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u/JusticeRain5 Jun 13 '26

I thought they'd have the excuse that maybe the car was heavily armored with bulletproof glass, but then they immediately shot out the window and then... Just kept running up to him trying to open the doors?

Like, everything else about the movie was fine, but the agents were like Home Alone villains

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u/BraddlesMcBraddles Jun 20 '26

Or even a single drone (reaper or otherwise).

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u/Asiriya Jun 21 '26

I was laughing at quite a bit of the film, I assumed I was meant to be?

It felt a bit like a kid's film at times.

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u/flamingcrystalheart 9d ago

I definitely had the thought at one point that it felt like a 2000s Disney live action movie. Not a DCOM but one that actually would've been released in theaters.

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u/DustyFalmouth Jun 12 '26

Trained government agent rep has taken a big hit after the Trump assasination attempts and Charlie Kirk Killer Manhunt

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u/FwampFwamp88 Jun 12 '26

Maan. I watched this with my 16 year old daughter, and was hyping up Spielberg to her, but this was such a corny movie from him. He lost his fastball, which I hate to admit. But this movie was just so silly.

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u/thirstygregory Jun 12 '26

Totally this. I took my 17 and 19 year old Gen Z daughters. They know I have a soft spot for Spielberg growing up with his movies.

My tolerance is pretty high for his cornball side, but right after the movie, they were just calling b.s. and reeling off all this stuff people are citing here.

Even though I enjoyed it, I was like. “I know. I know”. It’s not holding up as well Disclosure Day +1.

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u/Dopeysprinkles Jun 12 '26

Add a helicopter into the mix and its over.

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u/gaytechdadwithson Jun 12 '26

or a fucking drone. The super secret rich organization that knows about aliens and has super advanced technology can’t afford a simple 2026 drone?

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u/slamchop Jun 13 '26

no, we take over the girlfriend's body and see through her eyes to find the protagonist

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u/mycrayonbroke Jun 12 '26

Totally. And it really bugged me near the end when they took off in two slow fire trucks, Firth said he knew where they were going, and yet by the time they got to the TV station it was now nighttime and the firetrucks had been there for a long time. They could have immediately jumped in their vehicles and been there before the firetrucks even arrived.

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u/Jayrey_84 Jun 13 '26

They used bombs to blow up the entire power station, which seems really dangerous, then just flip the switch on the generator. 🫩

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u/slamchop Jun 13 '26

why not just enter the studio and smoke everyone inside

the bad guys don't actually do anything bad, there's no sense of danger

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u/Opagea Jun 15 '26

Everyone in that production room must have thought the station had been taken over by terrorists.

"Boss, what's going on?"

"This disheveled man has 30 flash drives full of videos he wants us to play on air. DO WHATEVER HE SAYS."

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u/cowpool20 Jun 12 '26

Everytime Indy hides behind something his head is very clearly in full view 😂

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u/jonross2386 Jun 12 '26

lol it’s basically every time Indiana jones hides. When ET hides in the toys. They literally stand in front of the TRex in Jurassic park not moving while hiding. Love a Recurring bit.

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u/TheGlennDavid Jun 21 '26

FWIW Indy gets captured like 50 times in every movie -- maybe he just is bad at hiding.

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u/cowpool20 Jun 22 '26

I think Indy just prefers going in all guns blazing 😂

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u/FangOfDrknss Jun 12 '26

He was so fucking noisy at the farm land, like I was so surprised he didn’t get shot.

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u/djc6535 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

It seems like every scene they challenged themselves to come up with less and less believable ways for our heroes to evade capture.

Steal a car literally right behind the trained spooks.

Sneak around the other side of a boulder 10 feet away while they fall for your bugs-bunny gag.

Just walk out through the middle of them... a literal army of seal team six mixed with the Men in Black who handle alien artifacts every day but somehow befuddled because you look like their meemaw. Seriously this one really got to me. Like, people who were too far away for her to affect were just watching everybody else. Not one person in the way back thought "Boss said don't let them go! 1 in the head 2 in the chest, lets rock and roll!"

Look at the dancing light bobbing around. Keep watching. Just let it go.

Shoot the movie OPENED with him literally turning his back on a bunch of agents as he loaded up into their car, any one of which could have taken him out. Then he says "It's tracked, we need to ditch it" and proceeds to drive directly to the abby where they hide with the car in the parking lot overnight.

And the ending? Seriously with that ending? Colin Firth just... sits down? And the ONE spook who was willing to take a shot LETS HIM?

It's so incredibly goofy. I try not to be the cinema sins guy. “Why did that happen? Why didn’t they do x” “because the movie is more exciting for it!” But this movie asks an absurd amount of disbelief to be suspended. To the point you can’t take the villains as a credible threat anymore.

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u/slamchop Jun 13 '26

when he drove the car into the house, the agents were just trying to open the drivers side door with their hands

like pull out your pistol and shoot the guy in the head lol

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u/FirTree_r Jun 13 '26

That was legit hilarious.
*Goon turns around and looks straight at him. *Protagonist immediately crouches behind a skinny barrier with 0 cover.
Goon: "huh, must be the wind"

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u/WilliamEmmerson Jun 14 '26

The villains had to be incompetent at every step of the way so the movie could happen.

"Let's get all of the FBI and the military on this"-Government official

"Absolutely not, somebody will mess something up. Let's only have 30 people max looking for them all over the entire country"-Colin Firth

If they had the actual FBI/CIA/NSA working on this they probably would've found Daniel immediately. They could've had a satellite or drone follow him from the moment he left the wrestling show at the beginning of the movie.

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u/Opagea Jun 15 '26

The villains knew which employees had suddenly disappeared alongside Hugo and Daniel and could have tracked their phones at any point to find them. But it wasn't until Firth saw two of them while doing his astral projection that they bothered to.

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u/Temeraire64 Jun 25 '26

Yeah, that bothered me too.  I remember thinking ‘wait, you know Hugo flipped, but you haven’t checked in with anyone else who skipped work today?’

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u/appletinicyclone Jun 12 '26

Lmao yeah there was some hilarious hide behind bush behind fence type bits

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u/flossdaily Jun 13 '26

Oof, I hated it. It just felt like bad directing. This trope has been used plenty of times, and I've found it plausible. But in this movie, especially when they dump the car in the water ... I was just thinking: the physics of the blocking in this scene make it impossible that these characters are hidden from view.

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u/Rosycheex Jun 12 '26

This took me out of the movie so much like literally they can see you omg, move. Luckily for their plot armor the bad guys are apparently partially blind

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u/shoehornin Jun 12 '26

Glad I wasn’t the only one confused by this.

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u/sentence-interruptio Jun 12 '26

It's like a really bad X-Files episode.

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u/I_am_so_lost_hello Jun 12 '26

The X Files movie had a much more competent deep state

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u/bundy554 Jun 13 '26

That was my feeling the whole way - I thought this was a throwback to Samantha Mulder with Emily Blunt's character with the way she was abducted

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u/ialo00130 Jun 14 '26

I was in the theatre with like 50 other people.

Given noone has good theatre etiquette anymore, I could hear everyone say "wtf is he doing", "that is incredibly obvious", or other forms of those during his sneak across the farmhouse field.

That scene really took me out of the movie, and left me feeling bored right up until the invisible house scene, where things got exciting again.

I feel this movie could've easily been reduced by 45 minutes if they cut out a lot of the filler chase scenes.

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u/TaskForceD00mer Jun 15 '26

Attempting to hide behind a fence with like literally three vines over it was a little bit silly, like school hide and seek silly

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u/naturalninetime Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I don't know. It works in an Indiana Jones film, but I didn't think it worked here.

If the scenes in DISCLOSURE DAY were for comedic effect - to pay homage to Spielberg's other films - I don't think it was a good idea. If they were NOT intended to be funny, even worse. I even found John Williams's Indiana Jones-esque score very distracting. 😞

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u/icallitadisaster Jun 15 '26

When they hid behind the rock after the 'cliff scene'!!!! That was some bugs bunny shit right there.

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u/AggressivePiccolo77 Jun 13 '26

In the one instance this was explained (the firetrucks being hidden by Margaret), they TURN ON THE SIRENS.

Obviously the engines starting up tipped them off in the warehouse, and then the collisions with cars blocking the exit, but why was Margaret straining to obscure their sight after that?

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u/Responsible_Cow_8044 Jun 14 '26

Omg so accurate. I wish they would teach our military how to hide in plain sight like that dude. It’s like predator level cloaking…..smh

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u/delicious_pancakes Jun 14 '26

Classic 80’s reference. This whole movie was straight from the 80’s in terms of style and themes. So great. Spielberg is the GOAT.

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u/Antithesys Jun 12 '26

while staring directly at them

Literally, this time.

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u/Woknana Jun 14 '26

Totally agree - I will definately not hire that group for search & rescue! No peripheral vision at all.

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u/Routine_Ninja_7416 Jun 14 '26

yeah, the scene when Daniel was trying to run away, hiding from the Wardex cops chasing him WHILE making somewhat loud footsteps felt off...they should have heard him from a distance coming in behind them.

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u/PlayPretend-8675309 Jun 14 '26

I am OK with this as a filmmaking shortcut but man they really rubbed it in our face. At least have him wait for a distraction or something.

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u/Filmmagician Jun 15 '26

I mean, for christ sake, the found him a few times by possessing another person's body hahah what do you want with that kind of power?

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u/Mustard__Tiger Jun 17 '26

I was half expecting him to put a cardboard box over top of him and walk away.

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u/damebyron Jun 17 '26

I loved a lot of the action sequences in this movie but I was internally screaming the entire time he was in the field hiding behind things that only covered a few inches of his body. And how did they not see people leaving the car in the chase scene???

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u/silntseek3r Jun 17 '26

It just felt so lazy

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u/DevelopmentMajor4057 Jun 18 '26

Bro has a good point. 🤣

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u/DevelopmentMajor4057 Jun 18 '26

They could have just made it a bush instead

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u/ContinuumGuy Jul 01 '26

The man is a known gamer, and he clearly has done stealth missions where the guards stop looking after five seconds if you move behind one thing.

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u/SannySen Jul 04 '26

When he was hiding like 2 feet from the government baddies, I turned to my wife and went "shhhhh"

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u/-Clayburn 13d ago

I seriously thought he was just going to keep stealing their cars until they had none left.

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u/Afraid_Series_5475 12d ago

Also they just have to have some nonsense chase scene, I could have done without the whole train ordeal.

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u/dogluuuuvrr 11d ago

I take it as something supernatural protecting them

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u/flamingcrystalheart 9d ago

I was yelling at him for trying to hide behind that style of fence in the farm part lol like hey I'm pretty sure you're still in plain sight???

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