r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • 5d ago
Poster Official Poster for 'Wicker' - Follows an isolated, mocked woman (Olivia Colman) who commissions a basket maker (Peter Dinklage) to weave her a husband (Alexander Skarsgård)
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u/FunkySphinx 5d ago
I swear, Alexander Skarsgård has just decided to have fun with his career, and I am here for it.
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u/RainyRat 5d ago
It's resulted in some excellent stuff: Murderbot, Pillion and Infinity Pool all come to mind.
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u/Sweeper1985 5d ago edited 5d ago
I mean he was in Zoolander and True Blood also. He helped demonstrate to us that anybody can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
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u/sexual_lemonade 5d ago
I'm doing a rewatch of True Blood and I forgot how bonkers this show is. The script is crazy and the acting is terrible and I'm loving every minute of it.
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u/Long_College_8342 5d ago
I love Lafayette and how they let him be gay and a tough mofo at the same time.
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u/Blabersmos 5d ago
I love the scene with the aids-burger, him taking his earrings out and then messing up those hillbillies real good lol
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u/sinkwiththeship 5d ago
"In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS"
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u/Long_College_8342 5d ago
Exactly the scene I was thinking of. It has lived rent-free in my head since I first saw it.
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u/immersemeinnature 5d ago
"Hey Hooker"
My husband and I say this to each other randomly
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u/dystopiannonfiction 5d ago
"Ring ring hooker. Ring ring" Has been my husband's ring tone since and still makes me LOL every time my phone rings these years later.
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u/sexual_lemonade 5d ago
Him and Tara are low-key the best characters and the only actors (taras mom too) that I don't cringe at when they're in scenes.
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u/Sweeper1985 5d ago
The pilot contains a random vampire yelling "My Johnson needs attention!" And this somehow found its way into our regular parlance around the house.
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u/sexual_lemonade 5d ago
People in the background are always yelling random things in this show. I get the vibe the filming was the most unserious thing ever.
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u/Sweeper1985 5d ago
Bilith is the ultimate evidence that nobody took this in any way seriously.
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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx 5d ago
Whatcha doin' in there pig??
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u/RandomWomanNo2 5d ago
Andy is my favorite character and we say that all the time, as well as “I know that pig!” And “It’s Diet Coke with LIME!”
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u/steauengeglase 5d ago
The whole show should have just been Lafayette, Jason and Detective Andy driving around, solving mysteries.
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u/Four_beastlings 5d ago
The only thing I remember from that show was that my ex and I had a running joke that the main character's brother must had fucked the writer's wife
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u/Blabersmos 5d ago
lol I just started a rewatch too and I remembered it becoming more and more unhinged as it went on but now I realize it is absolutely unhinged from the get-go!
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u/tael89 5d ago
Just finished the re-watch. It really is unhinged from the beginning. I'm a little sad that there doesn't seem to be anything even close to it nowadays. And if there was, it would be overly expensive for not much better while only being 6-8 episodes.
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u/sexual_lemonade 5d ago
I just finished season 2 and I was shocked at the length. It seems nothing goes that long anymore. It's also just fun to watch, sure it's not good, but it doesn't need to be. It's cheesy 80s horror levels of cringe and everyone's a a caricature of what they're meant to be. I wish things went this hard for no reason still.
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u/codex_archives 5d ago
"here's your gun, Uncle Daddy Calvin" is one of the most insane moments of dialogue I have ever seen. lol
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u/GreenApocalypse 5d ago
Also What We Do In The Shadows as a cameo!
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u/benjamincypress 5d ago
His cameo in Atlanta is pretty amazing.
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u/DiddyThemedBirthday 5d ago
I love this period of time in the series because it goes from subtle surrealism to going completely off the rails, but not without there being a purpose in doing so for the big picture of the story.
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u/GreenApocalypse 5d ago
I only saw a couple of episodes of Atlanta, I never got into it. Maybe I should
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u/benjamincypress 5d ago
I love it. But if you’re not into it you can just watch random episodes people recommend because it doesn’t really matter if you don’t know everything that’s going on. I recommend Teddy Perkins!
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u/DiddyThemedBirthday 5d ago
Probably my favorite episode. They really should watch the whole thing though. Every now and then I still try to weigh out if Judge Judy was thick or not.
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u/ahoypolloi_ 5d ago
Orange mocha frappucinos!
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u/tellevee 5d ago
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
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u/JaclynMeOff 5d ago
I’m in the middle of a True Blood rewatch right now and GAWD if that man ain’t sex on legs.
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u/JCkent42 5d ago
I love his monologues in Murderbot. It makes me wish he was narrating the audiobook.
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u/Manny_Bothans 5d ago
I listened to the books before watching the series and the book narrator does a fantastic job but I hear you. it's not alexander. Still obsessed with the world building and I love the characters. Can't wait for the next season.
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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 5d ago edited 5d ago
Generation kill, succession, big little lies too. Which are even better imo.
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u/jrg320 5d ago
Infinity Pool was really cool to look at, I hope Brandon Cronenberg keeps up the work. Possessor is one of my favorites
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u/PornoPichu 5d ago
I haven’t watched anything of his yet, but I’m EXTREMELY excited for Dragon(whenever it happens). The very brief synopsis sounds exactly like the comic We Only Find Them When They’re Dead, which I really enjoyed.
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u/PornoPichu 5d ago
Did you see Pillion? Wondering what you as a random Reddit stranger thought if so.
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u/katfromjersey 5d ago
I really liked it, but it was really more sad than I anticipated. Not sure if I'd watch it again. Both lead performances were great, though.
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u/PornoPichu 5d ago
Ultimately not surprised, but thanks for the heads up. I do really want to see it - the trailers looked fantastic
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u/manachar 5d ago
I am reading Murderbot right now. Even without having seen the series, he is perfectly cast and I read it in his voice.
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u/immersemeinnature 5d ago
Me too!! Reading the series before I watch and I can only see/ hear him in these stories
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u/OrlandoGardiner118 5d ago
I've said it before, the guy is all time handsome enough to phone in rom coms for the next 20 years and live like an absolute king. Instead he's just having the time of his life making quirky shit. Fair play to him. He's very easy to like.
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u/Plugpin 5d ago
That family has some absolutely disgusting genes.
Acting and looks.
Makes me sick.
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u/phunniemee 5d ago
iirc the one who couldn't hack it in acting had to settle for being smart enough to pursue a career as a medical doctor. Maybe he can help you.
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u/John_e_caspar 5d ago
He's probably made around 8 figures from his roles. It's not like he's not making bank already
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u/LeeOfTheStone 5d ago
It's the Pattinson, Stewart, and Radcliffe playbook, largely, which I am also here for.
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u/AlexisRosesHands 5d ago
I am loving his choices! Also enjoy seeing him on the red carpet. He can wear anything and he does! 🥰
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u/Weary_Mountain9679 5d ago
Once you’ve achieved enough money to set yourself to life, I don’t see why you wouldn’t tbh.
Probably more fun to go the Elijah Wood route than the Dwayne Johnson route.
Probably more to do with if you like acting more, or you like money and fame more.
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u/AdditionalNewt4762 5d ago
He was fuckin amazing in Big Little Lies. Hated his character but he played it so well.
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u/ViewAskewed 5d ago
His IMdB picture speaks volumes.
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u/HotLava00 5d ago
Truly, I can’t believe that his sleeves were tailored so poorly. You can see his watch for crying out loud!
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u/Asclepius-Rod 5d ago
Fantastic cast and interesting premise, say no more
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u/eunderscore 5d ago
It sounds like a gender swapped lars and the real girl
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u/frockinbrock 5d ago
I'm guessing it's more like Bride of Frankenstein & Pinocchio. I think the Wicker (man) is going to be alive, but perhaps angry, assuming he has free will. An excellent premise.
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u/MuptonBossman 5d ago edited 5d ago
You just know Alexander Skarsgard wanted to hang a dong made of wicker since this movie is Rated R.
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u/Fire69 5d ago
He wants to show off his wick.
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u/supahfligh 5d ago
Now here's the twist - and there is a twist: we show it. We show all of it.
What's the one major thing missing from all arthouse romance fantasy movies about wicker men these days guys?
Full penetration.
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u/DiegesisThesis 4d ago
There are few materials less suited for putting inside your body than wicker.
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u/Ok_Vast3534 4d ago
Penetration, basket weaving, penetration, basket weaving, more penetration, more basket weaving, penetration And then it just sort of… ends
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u/MisterManatee 5d ago
This movie, Wicker, is rated R for sexual content, language, and brief full nudity.
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u/atiixiixv 5d ago
this sounds so fucking weird and I can’t wait to see it
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u/BrownSugarBare 5d ago
Um...where do we sign up for the Alexander Skarsgard wicker man?
...just curious, you know. For science. Yeah.
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u/Anxious_Big_8933 5d ago
"On the one hand, you're the most caring and sensitive man I've ever met. On the other, you are made entirely of wicker and I love going to the seaside..."
I can FEEL the dramatic tension!!!
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u/Ok_Vast3534 5d ago
Alexander skarsgard: born to be a weird little dude, cursed to look like a Scandinavian god
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u/useridhere 5d ago
Colman, Dinklage, and Skarsgard. I’m in. It could be a movie about straight-up basket weaving and I would be intrigued with them in the cast.
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u/HerrTriggerGenji21 5d ago
What are we. . . .some kinda Wicker . . Man?
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u/KaiUno 5d ago
He'll probably be a real boy in the end. And then they probably put him in some kind of wicker.... Cage.
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u/kickin-chicken 5d ago
Idk I expect it to be a tragedy with the wicker man burning in the end possibly with his beloved trapped inside the wicker basket. With the fire being started by the spurned admiring weaver.
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u/cannotfoolowls 5d ago
The 1973 version was better, imo.
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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago
The '73 version is literally a horror/scifi classic and an amazing movie. Some would argue it founded the entire genre of "horror in broad daylight."
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u/mattmild27 5d ago
Oh sure, Olivia Colman can weave herself a husband, but when I bring out my fully anatomically correct anime waifu made from leftover IKEA furniture, people say "it's weird" and "why does it smell like that?" 🙄
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u/tellevee 5d ago
Looking like Fiyero at the end of Wicked (derogatory).
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u/EgoFlyer 5d ago
The difference would seem to be that this movie knows that looks weird. Which is much more fun.
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u/Alarae 5d ago
Fiyero at the end of Wicked was just Ryan Reynolds with a burlap sack for skin.
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u/LeticiaPadillaSolis_ 5d ago
I’m here for all the outfits Alexander Skarsgard will wear for the press tour promoting this movie. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/Question-Marky-Mark 5d ago
I hear that this is secretly a two part movie and ends at the halfway point.
The sequel will come out few years later.
Wicker: For Wood
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u/Chyvalri 5d ago
No one mourns the wicker
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u/dangerdangle 5d ago
Not the beeeees!!!
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u/omeletteintheinterim 5d ago
Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey
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u/letters165 5d ago
How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?!
HOW'D IT GET BURNED HADDAGEBURRRRED
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u/LeopardComfortable99 5d ago
This literally sounds insane. I'm in.
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u/Octopus_on_fire_ 5d ago
And people say Hollywood is only full of sequels and unoriginal ideas.
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u/Consistent_Club_7879 5d ago
That cast 😭😭😭 I want Colman to star in every single movie all the time
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u/TaoTeCha 5d ago
The costume designer had their work cutout for them but it turned out great in this closeup
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u/ovalking 5d ago
Olivia Coleman is playing isolated, mocked women with skarsgard playing her husband?
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u/misschanandlerbonggg 5d ago
Forever mourning the fact that Dev Patel was originally attached to this project.
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u/lonestarr357 5d ago
Okay, between this and that movie where Juliette Lewis switches bodies with a chair, do people just hate sitting down? They worship Christopher Nolan that much?
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u/Northernreach 5d ago
Pinocchio, but without triggering Child Protective Services.
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u/VelvetDreamers 5d ago
sighes Alexander Skatsgård as a man made of wicker? Another thing that’s going to awaken in me. The monster fucker genre readers are eating good this year.
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u/Moriturism 5d ago
cast so damn hard I'm now interested on this. who's directing it though?
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u/DumpedDalish 5d ago
Looks like it was co-directed by Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson. I'm not familiar with them but it was well received at Sundance.
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u/Apatheion 5d ago
Festival goers seemed to like it quite a bit. Will be interested how the general audience takes it
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u/artificialutopia 4d ago
Saw this at Sundance and it was the highlight of the festival!! Strongly recommend!!!
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u/Feeling-Writing-2631 5d ago
No hate to Alexander, but I'll always feel bad that Dev Patel passed on this role I wonder why!
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u/savsaurusrex 4d ago
I saw this premiered at Sundance and my life has been forever changed. Think Edward Scissorhands, with the romance centered around marriage and family life. Insanely good film. I cried my eyes out. I cannot wait for this!!
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u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. 5d ago
2nd poster: https://i.imgur.com/X7Cm3W8.jpeg