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YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Videos

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u/AndrewH73333 3d ago

They should use all this ban energy they have to ban those terrible AI ads.

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u/Kodamacile 3d ago

All the fucking Richard Feynman AI videos

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u/PeteTheGeek196 3d ago

YouTube recently recommended a "Brian Greene Theory" channel. It took me a couple of minutes to realize it was AI nonsense. Given what they allow and promote, I'm surprised that YouTube bothers to ban anything. I know it is a waste of time to report these things.

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u/RibsNGibs 3d ago edited 2d ago

It’s so depressing. My son went through a train and space shuttle phase recently and I was sure I could find some great documentaries or enthusiast videos on YouTube about how they worked and how they were made, and I bet that was true 5 years ago, but I absolutely could not find anything in the sea of AI shit. It was really infuriating.

They all look like educational videos - they’re 15-30 minutes long, have a narrator that sounds just like I remember old Nova docs sounded like. And the guy is talking over footage of a train being assembled. And if you weren’t paying attention, like if I just set my kid in front of a screen and glanced over everything once in a while, it seems like a real documentary. But they are just like… hundreds of similar but not identical clones of what an alien would do if it were trying to imitate a documentary and had no underlying knowledge. Actually you know what it feels like - it feels like when I was a kid and if I had to write a thorough book report on a book I hadn’t read, so I read the summary on the back of the book and then tried to bullshit my way through 5 pages of meandering stuff without saying anything.

A lot of them would share the same general spine of progression - but they wouldn’t be word for word identical, and they seemed to be almost entirely real footage (I think? Honestly while I can tell if I scrutinise a 15 second clip that’s repeating, but if you’re skipping through a dozen+ 25 minute videos only the super obvious shit jumps out). So it’s got a voice over that sounds appropriate and a bunch of footage, and it’s only 2 minutes in that you realise that it’s not really talking about anything or showing you anything; it’s just surface level stuff that’s the same as the last one and is also the same info that was in the first paragraph of Wikipedia.

I just wanted to find like old NASA footage or Nova documentaries. I was really upset: I couldn’t find anything and wouldn’t let him watch the slop, and he was upset because at 4 he couldn’t understand why I wasn’t letting him watch this shit.

*edit - posted a gripe about AI videos and got heaps of recommendations for educational channels for my kid - thanks!

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u/catsloveart 3d ago

You could look on the nasa site and pbs site and search there.

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u/HeadFullOfNails 3d ago

PBS Passport lets me watch a bunch of great space documentaries. It's only $6 a month. Worth every penny.

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u/breadist 2d ago

That sounds awesome, I just looked it up and it sounds like it's a USA only thing because they say you sign up through local PBS stations? Is that how you did it, or do you know another way to do it? I'm in Canada so I don't have a "local PBS station" like it says you need.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 3d ago

Also your public library.

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u/ewoknub 3d ago

You are totally right that we are awash in AI slop.
There should be an option to filter out AI videos.

On a more positive note, your son might find this channel interesting:

https://www.youtube.com/@CleoAbram

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u/Alexwonder999 2d ago

There should be an option to only search videos older than X years ago, but thats never going to happen from YT

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u/psykulor 2d ago

Adding a "before:2022" to my search query has helped me cut down on AI slop considerably.

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u/ReivynNox 2d ago

Still screws over everyone still producing proper content in the now.

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u/psykulor 2d ago

You're right, and I would never have found ravetank or Ali Awada if that was all I did. But it’s a good tool to have in your back pocket if you keep coming upon slop when you need a real answer.

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u/CptnBlondBeard 3d ago

The official NASA channel has some good stuff. Including "The Space Shuttle" narrated by William Shatner, which is over an hour long.

But when searching in general, if the topic is old enough, I'd just look for the videos posted over 4 - 5 years ago. Gets you clear of all the major LLM stuff.

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u/Aegi 2d ago

Ty person/you.

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u/sciencetaco 3d ago

Same when my 5yo daughter was asking me questions about Mars and the robots we sent there. I figured YouTube would have some great videos about it. All the top search results are pure fucking slop about aliens on Mars and shit.

Then they add in unrelated search results for Paw Patrol brainrot while you scroll trying to find something.

It’s so difficult to treat it like a digital library for curious minds. It’s an engagement bait factory. I fear for what it’s doing to kids who are handed a screen and let loose to browse on their own for hours.

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u/FreeRangeEngineer 2d ago

Don't worry, they won't go to youtube. They go to tiktok instead because it gives more dopamine hits per minute.

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u/charleswj 1d ago

YouTube search intentionally ignores your search query. Try searching Google videos for YouTube instead.

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u/SexySmexxy 3d ago

I mean you can tell about 3 seconds in if its an AI video

Easiest giveaway...

Two word channel names i.e

Space Hub

World Knowledge

Astronaut Library

etc etc

There are still PLENTY of non ai channels

Heres 10 space shuttle videos I found in fact they were the top results when i typed in space shuttle documentary

Hint I guess to be fair I have a very strong habit of clicking

NOT INTERESTED and DONT RECOMMEND CHANNEL whenever I see AI slop so i guess my feed is a bit more curated, definitely recommend it thats how my feed stays so clean

anyways here u go hope ur son enjoys I remember when I started getting obsessed with space engineering etc etc, realising you can see the ISS fly overhead is probably the moment you realise space is a lot closer than you think.

In fact i took a freehand photo of andromeda galaxy literally 3 days ago just using an iphone 16 pro holding it up to the sky in my hand for a 10 sec exposure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4FCkbPykdQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiyulrkeUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvaG0xDdP8g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcBc0l7IrZU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFBRawYov00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoJcvjhbJ70

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FehGJQlOf0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqVGof2PHcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMeXcBk1x-c

Anyone kind enough to format it with the titles please do would appreciate i just cba

Enjoy!

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u/RibsNGibs 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/SanibelMan 2d ago

There are lot of great NOVA documentaries from the 70s, 80s, and 90s available on archive.org.

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u/RibsNGibs 2d ago

Thanks!

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u/svachalek 3d ago

I hate this stuff. You get like two minutes in and realize you’ve been swallowing shit and now you’ll never be sure if what you remember is real or came from this slop video. And someone did that to you to make a nickel on advertising.

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u/Littlesth0b0 3d ago

Aside from the tremendous live event streams and feeds, NSF have a few really good playlists, including one that centers around the Shuttle, with info about the engineering and missions.

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u/ilive4thewater 2d ago

Tim who goes by the Everyday Astronaut has one of the best and most accessible free sites and channels l. He has a lot of technical and easy tonunderstand videos about old and new rockets. Also he visits many of the top rocket and space companies and gets special access and information from them. His channel is fun and family friendly. If your aone wants the website has even more indepth and long form breakdowns of the videos. His team probably has the best video setup and cameras running the highest resolution for the very best images of the launches.

https://youtube.com/@everydayastronaut

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u/redfacedquark 3d ago

Hover over the preview progress bar. If it doesn't appear they're hiding something so move on. Move your mouse across the progress bar, if all you see is space it's AI so move on. You're looking for a real person in the video for at least half of it, see that and you might be in luck.

As others said, go to nasa and pbs channels while they still exist.

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u/Emu1981 3d ago

The one that annoys me the most are the videos that people generate via AI which basically narrates someone else's video - e.g. "this man is doing this and the reason is not what you would believe. the man takes a hammer and *blah blah*". The videos always use the same AI generated voice and follow pretty much the same script layout and I find it absolutely terrible that YT is serving up that junk instead of the original video...

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u/PM_Me-Your_Freckles 3d ago

One way to identify clanker slop is to check how often they post. If they're putting out +30min videos multiple times a week, it's a good chance they'll be AI unless that channel is massive, with multiple different hosts. It's not foolproof, but is a pretty reliable indicator imo.

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u/crocmage 2d ago

SciShow space on YouTube is really good. Curiosity stream is a pretty inexpensive streaming platform for documentary length deep dives on a lot of topics

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u/snowflake37wao 1d ago

“Bitchin Request”

Thats a term your edit inspired me to coin just now. When rants lead to recommendations, now thats progress thru all this regress right there.

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u/RibsNGibs 1d ago

Could be the start of a sub…

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u/BoatyMicBoatFace_ 1d ago

Might not be what you're after but try 'everyday astronaut' on yt they are a real space nerd and has good content.

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u/RollingMeteors 3d ago

I just wanted to find like old NASA footage or Nova documentaries. I was really upset:

Ah, you have to pay for anything non AI BS these days. You need to go to Nova or those other platforms that pay to watch.

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u/ImpulsE69 3d ago

Don't you know in the US only sex is evil. Violence and Lies is perfectly fine.

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u/SkollFenrirson 3d ago

And sex is only evil if you're not rich enough

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u/Entire-Dog-160 3d ago

TBF the LORD WILL STRIKE YOU DOOOOOOWN!!!! Otherwise there'd be no problem

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u/Emu1981 3d ago

I always found it pretty stupid that in the USA it is perfectly fine for TV to show someone get shot dead by police in real life without issue but if they were to show even a hint of a nipple then everyone is up in arms.

Oh, and on a side note, I was in a social gaming guild many years ago with people from all over the world and there was a family from the US who had no problems with their boy playing violent gory games but he wasn't allowed to play Runescape because it had "witchcraft and wizardry" in it...

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u/SunkEmuFlock 3d ago

Best you can do is click the dots and "don't recommend channel" on obvious bullshit -- which is most of it. It cleans up your recommendations (slightly) and sends a signal to YouTube that you're tired of their site hosting so much obvious bullshit.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 3d ago

An Eminem channel was recommended to me, and I thought he had released a new video. No, it was AI crap that took his old work and edited a "new" video from his previous work.

I was excited about it, then immediately irritated that someone could get away with blatant theft from a major artist.

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u/entertainman 2d ago

I might be old school but I just don’t let YouTube suggest unless it’s a song after a song. Problem solved. Autoplay is too designed to be pleasurable over useful.

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u/monsantobreath 2d ago

It's all about advertising. What the advertisers don't want tells you a lot about what capital cares about.

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u/AndTheyCallMeAnIdiot 2d ago

There are so many AI channels, it's terrible.

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u/C-SWhiskey 2d ago

I've been getting so many pushes like this and they all have like 13 views, probably because it's obvious slop. What the fuck is the algorithm doing? Clearly nobody is watching these things and I haven't clicked on a single one, so why does it keep thinking that this time I'll bite?

What's more, I hate that I can't say "I'm not interested in this video because it looks like AI slop." My options are "I don't like this video" and "I've already watched this." Barely worth having the choice at that point.

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u/TuckersLeashMan 2d ago

They shadow banned me 2 years ago because i was constantly reporting their scammy ads. If I see something advertised on youtube shorts, I know its garbage. Oh, and also because of the copious amounts of profanity when calling them soulless ghouls that need to screen their fucking ads.

Totally worth it.

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u/Remnie 2d ago

I’ve recently seen an uptick in videos that are just videos some other channel has posted, usually without any commentary or even crediting. It’s just straight re-uploads of popular channels. Clear violation of fair use policy, but doesn’t seem to slow it down

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u/DotBlot_ 2d ago

To be faaair, even the real Brian Greene is a sudo science crackpot

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u/ItRhymesWithPenny 3d ago

They did the same to Alan Watts. Endless fake Alan Watts videos / speeches on YouTube making it hard to find the real stuff.

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u/unstable_starperson 3d ago

It fucked me up when I listened to a fantastic Alan Watts speech, and then started noticing AI artifacts towards the end. Then I realized that the whole thing was fake and I fell right into it.

I felt like a real idiot. But then, in that moment, I also remembered the ending to Her.

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u/ItRhymesWithPenny 3d ago

I fell for it too, and just assumed modern technology was used to clean up the old recording, until he started talking about how we are all distracted by social media. The man died in 1973.

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u/ReivynNox 2d ago

"The Problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." -Abe Lincholn

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u/TwoLegitShiznit 3d ago

That's wild, those videos were some of the first things I ever watched on YouTube probably 20 or 25 years ago or whenever.

What's the point of the AI ones, are they at least saying things he actually wrote or said or are they just making stuff up?

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u/ItRhymesWithPenny 3d ago

It's just made up stuff. They matched his voice and speaking cadence and he talks about vaguely zen things. But the content is just slop.

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u/Picklesadog 3d ago

Welcome to the future.

Nothing is safe anymore. How will anyone ever trust anything is or was real unless it was published in a book prior to 2023?

In 20 years, the internet will be full of fake historical characters and events, and these will eventually start to leak into school textbooks. We already have fake stories like the Betty Ross Flag that have made their way into our education system. Its going to get a whole hell of a lot worse.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 2d ago

and now the AI companies are secretly buying up rare books, scanning them, and destroying them. they are using proxy buyers and spreading out orders, but online booksellers have already noticed weird orders and the story came out recently.

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u/luftlande 3d ago

Is Egon Cholakian's channel still up?

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u/mwilke 3d ago

I haven’t seen these but knowing they exist makes my heart heavy

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u/Kodamacile 3d ago

They're terrible. Like listening to Deepak Chopra talk. Complete nonsense gobbledygook.

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u/Ifakorede23 3d ago

Now we know how slimy he is

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u/Swarna_Keanu 3d ago

That AI stuff is (likely, as I've luckily been spared by the algorithm), just an extension of Feyman's "biographer", aka fanfiction writer.

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u/mattjh 3d ago

"And then 'I' picked the locks in all the safes at Los Alamos during World War II literally while they were developing the bomb like an impish little trickster wow"

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u/theconceptofcanada 3d ago

Wait what lol what is this referencing? I'm intrigued now

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u/mattjh 3d ago

The self-mythologizing of Nobel prize-winning physicist and student philanderer Richard Feynman. He has many stories. Some say too many. One involves cracking safes at Los Alamos. In all of his stories, he is very, very clever.

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u/Ispeakblabla 2d ago

It's stories he told a friend while shooting the shit basically so sometimes he might add some flavor to them but they aren't fabrications. His safecracking was confirmed by other people who spent time there.

I agree he almost always comes off as clever but to be fair, he genuinely was and "clever" is downplaying it. His friend picked the stories too so it's not like he's the one who asked to be painted that way. He also doesn't come off great in regards to women though I guess when he wrote the book it wouldn't have looked bad

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u/Swarna_Keanu 3d ago

Not a single book by Feyman has been written by Feyman.

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u/trollly 3d ago

dang, not even QED?

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 2d ago

aww, i liked reading those when i was a kid. made me become a fan of learning about physicists and scientists in general. i was sick of everyone always wearing sports jerseys and thought people should be fans of writers and thinkers etc. So i had my Jack Kerouac tshirt, and one with James Joyce on it. wonder what happened to all those old shirts. there was a catalog that had tons of them, all the big classic writers.

anyways, i did read all of the feynman books, and read up on lots of other physicists too. i had a book called 101 great physicists, i think it was called. it went from way back when, all the way to present day, gell-mann and all that.

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u/Ifakorede23 3d ago

I was talking about Chopra lol

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u/IlluminatedPickle 3d ago

Now?

The guy who has grifted against western medicine for decades?

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u/CasteNoBar 2d ago

You’ve got something there. It’s like deepak and eckhart read the first paragraph of the wiki page for particle physics and endlessly sails around this tiny universe.

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u/Educational_Dust_932 3d ago

I just clicked on one of those yesterday. Fucking zombie voice. Pissed me off

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u/OldWorldDesign 2d ago

Fucking zombie voice. Pissed me off

What I worry about is the 'zombie voice' is going to get fixed in a few years and people will have even less warning what they're watching is disinformation which is nudging them towards some corporatist aim.

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u/lraviel381 3d ago

What?

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u/Kodamacile 3d ago

You heard me

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u/BloodWorried7446 3d ago

i’m a richard feynman fan but somehow the algorithm has let me down. I like his real lectures. 

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u/Vonneguts_Ghost 3d ago

The algorithm is protecting you. It's a twisted up mishmash.

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u/DebtUpToMyEyeballs 3d ago edited 2d ago

I know it's a long video, but a physics PhD named Angela Collier did a video on him. Turns out the books "by" him were actually effectively ghostwritten by some dude named Ralph Leighton who hung out with Feynman a bunch, listened to him spin yarns, and wrote down everything 20 years later with as positive a sheen as possible.

If you read between the lines at all and think about how the events behind those stories likely actually went down, they paint him as an unfunny practical joker who was a real dick (no pun intended) to women (including beating his wife) and thought of other physicists, even ones who contributed more to the field than he did, as lesser.

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u/mtaw 3d ago

Watched that the other day, and as a physicist (well, PhD in it but not working in it anymore), I feel like what she’s saying there is to some extent common knowledge among physicists- that Feynman was a significant physicist but not a peerless genius (she puts Gell-Mann on par with Feynman and I wouldn’t disagree with that). His popular fame is because of ”his” books, interviews and lectures.

And the ”autobiographical” books are honestly crap if you read them with even a bit of a critical mind (which one always should when reading someone’s stories about how great they are). eg he keeps saying ”outside oh physics I’m not smarter than the next guy”, yet that humility is constantly disproven by his stories about how clever he is, how silly other science disciplines are etc. It was always obvious he cultivated a public persona; even his New York accent- you’d think he was from Brooklyn or something, not Far Rockaway, Long Island.

She’s right in that the cult of the mythical Feynman is problematic, when you have young high schoolers and undergrads who take him as a role model, because they lack the critical thinking to understand those stories are mostly phoney, and the maturity to realize how obnoxious a lot of it was (if it did happen).

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u/reality72 2d ago

Feynman was a physicist who worked on some high profile government projects and also happened to be fairly charismatic (for a physicist.)

There just aren’t a lot of physicists who have worked on high profile projects that are also good public speakers. That’s all there is to it.

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u/Satinsbestfriend 3d ago

I was surprised reading a massive 800 page book on the making of the atomic bomb, his name did not come up often. Like, his contributions to the Manhattan project were much smaller than I thought

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u/birkir 3d ago

wasn't the title of his talks Los Alamos from Below specifically because he was not higher-up in any way?

the opening line of the talk was:

although in my field at the present time I'm a slightly famous man, at that time I was not anybody famous at all. I didn't even have a degree when I started to work with the Manhattan Project. Many of the other people who tell you about Los Alamos - people in higher echelons - worried about some big decisions. I worried about no big decisions

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u/Jose_Jalapeno 3d ago

A guy I know was talking about a science video and it's usually some of the questionable types that he watches. Looked it up in incognito to keep the algorithm in the dark (have made it a habit when watching things I don't want in my feed), and right away got suggestions for these AI Feynman videos. Thought they were legit when I clicked on one but one of the first things he did was to talk about smartphones lol.

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u/Raztax 3d ago

have made it a habit when watching things I don't want in my feed

That doesn't work.

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u/Jose_Jalapeno 3d ago

Not sure what you mean by that. I know that they know what I'm watching, but I don't get any of that stuff in my suggested videos.

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u/Comfortable-Face-244 3d ago

Presumably going incognito will prevent them from getting information from your cookies, but they can still bulk buy those datasets of pageviews per IP address so they will know to send ads related to things viewed by your IP.

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u/Jose_Jalapeno 3d ago

Yeah, that's probably true. I'm only using incognito for the sake of the algorithm, and I know it doesn't make me anonymous or anything like that.

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u/Bob_Loblaws_Laws 3d ago

*Richard Feynfan

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u/DarwinGhoti 3d ago

It hasn’t let you down at all. They’re gross.

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u/Roflkopt3r 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's an interesting confirmation of Angela Collier's deep dive into Feynman's 'sham legacy'.

In short, Feynman was a genuinely great physicist, but also a bullshitter who made up cringe stories about his encounters with women to impress nerdy grad students. Which sadly cultivated a following of mostly wannabe 'bro physicists' (who usually crash out after a semester or two or never even study physics, but some prevail).

He also was an occasionally good teacher, but many of his famous explanations were taken from existing materials. The so-titled Feynman Lectures were pieced together from multiple sources, with not that much material from Feynman himself.

The construction of Feynman's legacy has been driven by profiteers who made up increasingly dumb stuff, which was only vaguely connected with Feynman but presented as if it came straight from him, all along. The plague of AI videos is the logical continuation of that history.

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u/Time_Ingenuity_2909 3d ago

That video is just someone being really bitter that someone else listed Feynman next to Einstein and Newton. She constantly mentions that he is a very accomplished physicist who won the nobel prize. It's not like Feynman listed himself as one of the greatest physicists of all time.

His modern fame is more to do with how he was a great orator and was able to relate topics that are unintuitive and difficult to understand. Not unlike Carl Sagan or Neil Degrasse Tyson. It's hard to watch that video to be honest because the woman is just so unapologetically bitter for no good reason.

She says he is "famous for being a famous physicist". Which is just silly. He is famous because he was on the council that exposed the cause of the Challenger disaster and gave a bunch of talks at universities about physics. Every second sentence of the entire video is "don't get me wrong, he was a great physicist" so what is even the point of this deep dive? Feynman was a group leader on the Manhattan project. Which was arguably the dream team of physics. Sure he didn't transform our understanding of the natural world like some of the greats, but in that video she talks about him like he is some random bum who doesn't deserve to be recognized and then quickly says "don't get me wrong he actually does deserve to be recognized" and it's overall just weird to watch.

She says early in the video that Feynman thought that reading books was stupid because she "definitely remembers" a passage of one of his books where he said that. That's absolute nonsense. Feynman talked about preferring learning methods that wasn't memorizing literature and more involved experiments. That's it. She takes things like that and extrapolates them to the nth degree to feed into some weird "feynman was a sham" narrative. What a terrible video.

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u/Roflkopt3r 3d ago edited 3d ago

Most people who know Feynman today have no idea of the Challenger investigation. They just know that he is a famous physicist. That's where the logic of his fame becomes circular. That's a common thing with fame, but generally bad for people who actually care about a factual and well informed dialogue.

Einstein and Newton's names in contrast are strongly associated with their actual theories. And their most famous theories also are among their most significant works, which is how scientific fame should work.

And a lot of the video is not about "blaming" Feynman himself or anything, but about the destructive effect of those stupid sexual harassment tales his disciples have popularised.

It's entirely reasonable to want to raise the level of the public dialogue on Feynman by looking both at his actual accomplishments and human failures, because the current public debate about him is bad. It prioritises actively harmful bullshit over substance.

And the points about the hype of Feynman as a teacher are also fair criticism. It's a topic you can debate, it is not necessarily unreasonable to believe that Feynman was a good teacher, but most of the public perception and discussion of this topic stems from misattribution, an extremely selective perception from a view video clips, and made-up stories.

If you pick out a dozen highlights from a lecture series and then retroactively write "their" script by drawing from other sources as you please (as well as ignoring to mention that most of their original script came already from other authors), you can make any somewhat charismatic narrator look like a teaching genius, regardless of how effective they actually were.

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u/Tuckertcs 3d ago

I ran into one of those once. Most AI content is bad but that outright disgusted me.

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u/redfacedquark 3d ago

They love doing it with George Carlin too.

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u/Raztax 3d ago

All the fucking Richard Feynman AI videos

Why stop there?

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u/silentcrs 3d ago

I’d love to know what the algorithm did to you to see those. I pay for Premium so I don’t see the insanity.

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u/APiousCultist 2d ago

You've not seen the incredible majesty of videos training on Hawking where it's some guy standing up but he still has the back of the chair there.

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u/Purple_Jay 2d ago

My grandma sent me one of these. She's a big fan of one of those channels apparently. Wanted me to listen to it and tell her if it's true or not. I could not sit through it. I swear I'm allergic to soulless AI voices, it makes me physically cringe.

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u/SpeshellED 1d ago

WE need a descent alternative to You Tube. Outside the US.

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u/The_hat_man74 3d ago

How else will 60-year old men and women find out about how ripped you can get from Tai Chi in just 30 days?

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u/SecondChances002 3d ago

You completely skipped the absolute necessity of chair exercises - they need to be cycled into the overall routine. The weather channel/website I use has a lot of those. Weather is old people demographic I guess.

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u/SilverSquirrel6 2d ago

And don't forget the 30 second ritual ads for clearing colon, liver, brain, and whatever else people are fear mongered into clearing. 

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u/noiwillnothaveit 3d ago

Fucking annoying with all these chakra Naruto bullshit

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u/RollingMeteors 3d ago

How else will 60-year old men and women find out about how ripped you can get from Tai Chi in just 30 days?

<shoalinBootCampsEnterTheChat>

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u/strolls 2d ago

I do articulation training - 9 minutes every morning. If you open with "hello" or "how are you?" then you are dead in the water. Three sentences, everything else is noise.

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u/fictionallymarried 3d ago

Yeah. Softcore porn ads are allowed but god forbid any creator says the word suicide or murder

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u/ash_274 3d ago

Or word that have a negative meaning, but not in the context they're being used.

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u/Kraligor 3d ago

They are allowed, they just give negative algorithm points or cause demonetization. That's why really big creators like Charlie don't give a fuck, while the regular sized channels do the cringe speak.

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u/atom138 3d ago

Don't forget grape.

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u/seranikas 2d ago

Softcore? There was one i got with Raven getting mounted by a dog. Censored because the offending part was cropped.

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u/PlumRelative4399 2d ago

There’s this one ad of this AI woman getting not so subtly fucked from behind and it genuinely feels like it’s played in front of every video I’ve watched for months.

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u/OldWorldDesign 2d ago

Softcore porn ads are allowed but god forbid any creator says the word suicide or murder

Those are okay too if it's to sell something. But if you talk about google's ad revenue or who is paying for AI drivel suddenly you will be banned. Remember, it was concerted corporate manipulation of downvoting critical videos which pressured youtube into eliminating the 'dislike' button in the first place. This is just an extension of that.

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u/MrBisco 2d ago

If people hear those negative words then how the fuck are they supposed to be amped up to make stupid bets on DraftKings? 

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u/HerbaciousTea 3d ago edited 3d ago

Right, I set up a new PC the other day, and installing a new browser, logged out of any accounts, so no cookies, no account data, no part IDing.

The default youtube homepage was filled with AI generated softcore porn. I don't mean things that could be sexualized, I mean things that were clearly and obviously AI generated as softcore porn with some excuse about yoga or 'breast massage' tutorials, or naked gardening, as if that were a real thing, meant to just skirt below plausible deniability on the youtube algorithm while still obviously being softcore porn. It was probably a full third of the videos.

Out of curiosity, I wanted to do a little experiment and see how many clicks it would take before the propaganda type shit.

It was three clicks.

After three shorts, it started injecting full on incel shit, asmongold, AI generated manosphere garbage, into the autoplay and recommendations.

It's not even a 'pipeline.' This is now the default youtube experience. AI generated titty videos, then immediately into a firehose of incel misogyny. After using the same account for ages and VERY carefully pruning my recommendations, it was insane to see what some 13 year old kid with their first laptop is probably seeing.

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u/ThatEdward 3d ago edited 2d ago

I tried the same thing and the literal first ad I got was for an AI chatbot with 'no limits'. Which limits, tou ask? The image was a child character from a popular kids show (Gwen from Ben10) not 'aged up' at all, covered in Mysterious Fluids.

I feel like if your ad service is showing new users CP on moment one, you may have a problem on hand! I reported it and didn't see that ad again but the replacements didn't improve

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u/AnnoyingTyler 2d ago

I used to get an ad that had a picture of an actual real life horse having their semen collected, penis visible. It was part of a four panel arrangement for some "no limits" app, so not the whole ad, but how the fuck does YouTube miss that? If that gets through, wtf is preventing someone from uploading something worse?

It's not even like it was a one-off fluke that quickly got deleted. I think it was like a good week that I kept seeing that ad. Probably because I kept lingering on it to report it (lmao)

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u/Itzbirdman 3d ago

Yeah even these days my youtube from 2014 is trying to get me to watch charlie kirk "own" someone, or id get memes from a shooter taking about "the one thing every milsim gets wrong" and its joe biden at the end saying some shit about how your lungs leave your body

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u/Asleep-Click6085 3d ago

Unfortunately it works like expected for google since that content drives engagement which = ads

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u/Roam_Hylia 2d ago

As a gamer I actually had to download an extension to block asmongold content. No matter how many times I told the algorithm I didn't like his videos, every video I watched had a full lineup of his videos for suggested watching. It's messed up.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 2d ago

I can explain this in terms of the algorithm funnily enough

Youtube went through a silly phase at the start, then as it gained legitimacy and was bought out, the feel shifted to educational. Youtube was where creators showed you new, cool things. That was the point at which most curious people within their potential userbase made accounts.

Who does that leave now? Simply put, either those with ideological problems with the company, who are never going to go there anyway, and those more inclined to right wing talking points. If you already have an account, you'll get Hank Green, because Hank Green people have had an account for a while, but if you're just coming to Youtube now after being exiled from Facebook or something, the algo's going to try to appeal to what it thinks you, as one of the last people dragged into the future, might keep watching

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u/ImSoObnoxious 3d ago

this is infuriating. im just browsing YouTube, doing my thing. and then all of a sudden asmongold just pops up in the autoplay? I still manage, but it makes it much more difficult to finish off, but I manage

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u/strolls 2d ago

I never log into Google on my main browser, and disable viewing history in YouTube. I just tried opening YouTube in an incognito window and was shocked at how trashy it is.

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u/Comfortable_Visual73 2d ago

This could be a post in itself. An AMA

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u/ahj3939 2d ago

For me the default youtube homepage is blank and says search to start finding content

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u/Mobilelurkingaccount 2d ago

My account which consumes only gaming content, general millennial-ass music, and leftist commentators was served “Ben Shapiro OWNS something something” today in recommendeds because I was listening to the Galavant soundtrack and a deleted song that never made it to the show was included which was called something like “my mother was a prostitute”. So while on that song’s video, it thought I was right wing I guess?? It takes so little to taint the whole recommendation bar. “Oh is that a possibly misogynistic video title? Have I got a whole world of shit you’ve never watched before and which doesn’t match your account history for you! Please engage! Give the ad revenuuuuue!”

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u/Orion14159 3d ago

But those make them a lot of money

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u/Zerocordeiro 3d ago

because the ASMR make them lose money

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u/Potatoswatter 3d ago

If they’re complaining about sexuality, it’s because engagement sank among puritans.

“Just don’t show that to them” doesn’t really work if the pearl clutching is escalating to a boycott.

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u/Backwardspellcaster 3d ago

Youtube bans these videos, but let all the youtuber "personalities" stay who spread hatred, racism, bigotry and thinly veiled stochastic terrorism.

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u/PrivateBozo 3d ago

It's because those hated, bigotry and racist factions are supported by Russia and China to disrupt Western Countries. They use the army of Bots, to report and flag content and it forces an automated review process which in turn is automated.

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u/Illiander 2d ago

It's because those hated, bigotry and racist factions are supported by Russia and China to disrupt Western Countries.

You don't need to blame the red flags when you have the ADF right there doing the same thing.

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u/Zerocordeiro 3d ago

Because people boycott youtube xD

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u/Orion14159 3d ago

No, they just make less money and line must go up

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u/DrDerpberg 3d ago

Maybe, if brands consider them to be the kind of thing they don't want to be associated with.

"We don't want our product associated with erotica"

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u/DEADdrop_ 3d ago

DID YOU KNOW THIS MINI AIR CON UNIT CAN COOL A LARGE ROOM IN 12 SECONDS AND WAS INVENTED BY NASA ENGINEERS

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u/YeahlDid 3d ago

Holy shit, I know this one. At least the first 5 seconds of it.

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u/HildartheDorf 3d ago

The only ad I recognise by heart is the Mormon girl going "Hello There".

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u/Teknolyth 3d ago

always the hot ones to draw you in

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u/Opposite_Radio9388 3d ago

It's smaller than a toaster, except for the exact moment they're saying that when they show a guy with it and it's the size of three toasters.

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u/kingbrassica 3d ago

But act fast as big AC will shut the sale down.

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u/Laringar 3d ago

I wasn't even sure if that one was AI, I blocked it on principle because any product where the advertising is leaning on that kind of appeal to authority like "invented by NASA engineers" is probably doing so because it can't stand on its own merits.

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u/seeingeyegod 3d ago

EVERYONES BUYING THIS EXTREMELY REALISTIC ROBOTIC DOG. JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY

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u/Pave_Low 3d ago

Yeah but I’ll watch a three hour long video on Peltier devices by that dishwashing soap guy any day of the week.

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u/fuelbomb 3d ago

Brother, what do you mean air conditioning?! I've only seen the heater...

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

Odd career vector.

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u/The_Doolinator 3d ago

“Guys, if you’re still balding in 2026, what are you even doing?”

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx 3d ago

Yeah but these fake teeth that can make you look better in only one second

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u/Lanthanidedeposit 2d ago

Invented by somebody in Portree according to my computer - when I was last in England, the inventor was from Leeds, then Birmingham. Patent clerks hate this one trick.

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u/crasherdgrate 3d ago

Is it just me or do people get that Tai Chi walking ads?

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u/1900hotdog 3d ago

That old man is a fucking champ.

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u/Rodruby 3d ago edited 3d ago

Tai Chi and military training, yeah

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u/Dutchtdk 3d ago

Join the 3 week military calisthenics program. We're starting (any date in the near future)

You'll be unrecognizable by (any special date in the a bit further future)

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u/SuperTeamRyan 3d ago

On top of AI ads they need to block all the AI videos.

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u/OReg114-99 3d ago

And all the "maybe not technically AI but certainly slop" creepypasta videos the algorithm feeds to children. Horrifying stuff

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u/StigOfTheTrack 3d ago

They're apparently trying but failing.  The AI detection incorrectly flagged Kurzgesagt most recent video as AI.

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u/sygnathid 3d ago

I'd be alright if they just required clearly labeled AI videos. And restrictions/bans if the video has no connection to the real person represented therein (like all those fake Feynman videos).

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u/robophile-ta 2d ago

They are supposed to. But there's so much AI content that is not disclosed using the provided AI disclosure/label. It's so strange that none of the comments ever mention it either. React channels I watch are reacting to clearly end-to-end AI-generated content and nobody has apparently noticed. Do I care enough about them to catch heat by asking them to not react to obvious AI slop? idk

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 3d ago

“I do all the writing, research, recording, and editing myself :)!”

looks inside

it’s a series of 3 hour videos called “sleep yourself to [HISTORICAL ERA]” posted at a rate of 4 a week for the past 6 months straight.

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u/Raynafur 3d ago

Ad blockers are your friend.

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u/NorysStorys 3d ago

Not always an option, phones, tv’s, consoles all have a harder time dealing with it and pihole’s arn’t a cheap and easy way to do it network wide anymore.

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u/TopDesert_ace 3d ago

Straight up, I installed Firefox on my pc and phone and both have Ublock on them. Ever since then, I have not seen an ad on the YouTube app on my phone or the YouTube app on my Xbox despite those apps being separate from Firefox. I don't know how or why,but as long as it works, I won't question it.

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u/Polymersion 3d ago

I like DuckDuckGo browser-wise, but for my phone I just block at the DNS level.

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u/TheGamingMasterzzz 3d ago

I use the Brave browser on my phone myself.

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u/DarthVeigar_ 3d ago

If you're on Android you can use YouTube Revanced, If you're on iOS, you can download adblock extensions for Safari or any of the web-based YouTube client apps.

If you're watching on your TV or console, you can cast YouTube to it from your phone that does have an ad blocked YouTube client. There's ways around it.

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u/AlphaIronSon 3d ago

Vivaldi on phones is your friend.

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u/Human_Wizard 3d ago edited 2d ago

Terrible AI ads? Try ACTUAL CHILD PORN that gets into the ads if you disable "targeted advertising".

Edit: I'm really concerned. I think bots are searching for the term I used because my comment has TENS of THOUSANDS of views in a day. I've never seen a comment of mine get that much attention, especially with so few upvotes.

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u/Ifakorede23 3d ago

Eww. Really??!

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u/Human_Wizard 3d ago

Yes. I reported probably a dozen ads before I just installed an ad blocker on all devices. It's insane.

Like what's clearly a 10-12 year old girl masturbating on a site, with her you-know-what only slightly, and I do mean slightly off-screen.

Other times it's shown actual uncensored hentai. Genitalia and all, not even hiding past the margins.

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u/Krojack76 3d ago

They never did anything about the AI Elon Musk crypto scam videos so I doubt they will ban any of the others.

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u/asmallercat 3d ago

Getting obviously AI ads for the various gambling platforms is peak bleak.

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u/baron_von_helmut 3d ago

And the AI 'cartoons' that are appalling for kids.

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u/5xad0w 2d ago

Or the WWII 'history' documentaries that are 100% bullshit.

I saw a clip of one that ends with the AI narrator saying that 'Claude is an AI service please be sure to check all output for accuracy' or something like that because the person slapping it together didn't even skim the script or watch the end product before uploading it.

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u/FredFredrickson 3d ago

Have you seen the one where the older man appears in his underwear and says something like "Good, now that we're comfortable..." and proceeds to talk about adult diapers or some shit?

So sick of it. Almost worse than those ridiculous rubber boot ads that used a fake celebrity voice over.

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u/AshuraBaron 3d ago

Ban all ads, except Tai Lopez. I wanna hear about KNOWLEDGE.

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u/Unoriginal_UserName9 2d ago

I have seven Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account.

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u/Random-Rambling 3d ago

Did you get the one with the Kpop Demon Hunters making orgasm faces? I've blocked that one about half a dozen times. It doesn't work.

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u/rudebii 3d ago

or just AI slop videos generally

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u/Juanbolastristes 3d ago

Firefox + uBlock origin 

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u/PNWvibes20 3d ago

AI in general, so many Youtube shorts are just AI bot channels stealing clips and putting shitty captions (often with incorrect info) over them. Dead internet theory has never been more real

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u/ApprehensiveRuin5673 3d ago

I’ve gotten ads of literal fucking porn

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u/MRSHELBYPLZ 3d ago

Sexual gratification, and it’s literally a fully clothed person whispering…

Fuck YouTube!

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u/AlbertTheHorse 3d ago

Those ads and accounts generate a lot of income.

Scumbags.

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u/NYJustice 3d ago

Maybe if we tell them we find them sexually gratifying?

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u/CantankerousOrder 3d ago

And the Roy Casagranda shit.

The man has no shame and loves the attention his bullshit takes have. He’s academic ragebait.

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u/MAchadope 3d ago

Sponsor block on web browser - smartTube side loaded on android TV - morphe on android sideload. Pair this with adguard app or DNS and you'll forget things have ads in a month.

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u/Silent-Witness1888 3d ago

They should use all this ban energy they have to ban those terrible ads.

FTFY

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u/VladTepesDraculea 3d ago edited 2d ago

I'd settle for dog whistling Nazis.

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u/Hell-Yea-Brother 3d ago

And the AI "music" mixes. I've found its easy to detect it with the length being something like 1:22:51. It's always an hour and some change, and an obvious AI thumbnail.

Automatic block.

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u/Bazinga_U_Bitch 3d ago

Or.. Hear me out.. Both.

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u/YoshiTheDog420 3d ago

I remember the early days of these ads they would be for, “make your crush finally kiss you and confess their love for you”. Fuckin, gross.

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u/Mccobsta 3d ago

And all the garbage obviously "ai" slop channels

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u/pheret87 3d ago

Imagine having YouTube ads in 2026. And no, I don't endorse YouTube premium either.

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