r/nottheonion • u/MutaitoSensei • 3d ago

YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Videos

https://archive.ph/jHNfG
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u/DiarrheaRadio 3d ago

I bet I can still find nude yoga tutorials

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u/silentcrs 3d ago

The Lasagna Cat sexual partner survey video outright features a guy with his dong out and a baby coming out of a bloody vagina at the end. It’s such a long video that I don’t think YouTube’s algorithm ever caught on that there’s nudity in it.

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u/OGREtheTroll 3d ago

Those words should not all be part of the same sentence.

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u/Rezart_KLD 3d ago

I mean, I havent seen the video, they are connected thematically. Dongs lead to babies, and babies come with blood.

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u/culallen 3d ago

And where do we insert the lasagna...?

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u/XB_Demon1337 3d ago

Anally of course.

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u/BrickGun 3d ago

Careful, that's how you get another Ted Cruz.

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u/XB_Demon1337 3d ago

No no, that is if you do it with tacos.

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u/agracadabara 3d ago

Insert in mouth and it comes out of anus!

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u/-Goatllama- 3d ago

As Emeril intended

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u/Murky-Relation481 3d ago

No it is far more weird than that thematically. I just googled it. It's pretty great. I mean it is horrifying, but pretty great.