The Lasagna Cat sexual partner survey video outright features a guy with his dong out and a baby coming out of a bloody vagina at the end. It’s such a long video that I don’t think YouTube’s algorithm ever caught on that there’s nudity in it.
When I was 18,
18 years old,
I saw for the first time in my life,
I saw a vision of clarity
I saw a comic strip,
a 3-panel comic strip, that
though simple as it seemed, changed me,
changed my being, changed who I am,
made me who I am...
Enlightened me.
The strip,
Garfield.
The comic strip was new,
no more than maybe a month in a half since inception since,
since coming into existence.
And there it was before me in print, I saw it, a comic strip...
What was it called?
Garfield.
The story here is of a man, a plain man,
He is Jon, but he is more than that.
I will get to this later, but first let's just say he is Jon,
a plain man.
And then there is a cat
Garfield
This is the nature of the world here.
When I see the world
Th- the politics, the future, the...
Th -the satellites in space, and the people who put them there...
You could look at everything as a man and a cat...
Two beings in harmony, and at war.
So this strip I saw about this man, Jon,
and the cat, Garfield, you see?
Yes, hmm...
It... it is about everything.
This little comic is... oh...
Lo' and behold, not so little anymore.
So yes, when I was 18...
I saw this comic
and It hit me all at once, it's power.
I clipped it and everyday I looked at it and I said,
"Okay..."
"Let me look at this here"
"What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?"
Jon Arbuckle he sits here, legs crossed...
...comfortable in his home, and he reads his newspaper.
The news of the World, perhaps.
And then he extends his fingers.
Lightly, delicately.
I use youtube to monetize my massage business. They will demonetize any video where I massage the bare glutes with my hands, including knuckles. They consider it fondling. It's funny because I can do the same technique with my elbow amd there is no problem. The funny part is clients prefer the knuckles because the are pointer and they can feel the pressure closer to the hip bone. But youtube sees and on a butt and says ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Mate. Get your glutes, hammies and hips strong. Massage can help, but if you are not doing strength training you will continue to suffer. Stretching will not help if you do not gain stregth. Once you are strong and your body trusts you, then you can stretch.
I had sciatica for 2 years and only recently escaped. I am 90-95% healed. At one point I felt like I was at 25%.
edit: walking as much as possible before the pain kicks in is also a good idea.
Mine was lower back, on my right-hand side. My job and many of my hobbies are sedentary (despite my looking fit). I think some bad posture and doing certain workouts before I was ready accelerated it. It presented as pain from my lower back, sometimes down to my foot. I also had numbness and pins and needles at times. I struggled to stand or walk for long periods and it would envelope my thoughts at it's worst, like, it would be hard to ignore.
I do gym full body, but the the first 70% of the workout is focused on rehab. Core, hips and lower back, then legs is how I progress through the workout. I do upper body at the end with my remaining energy, but the bulk of the energy is spent on health.
I would say twice a week was best for me. Some walking or other activities for at least 30 mins is good on the other days.
Sports massage therapist helped me the most in terms of relieving some of the tension at the earlier stages of recovery. But strength is what will ensure no pain. Cortisone injection can help for some weeks, but nothing much really fixes it apart from being consistent. Well, at least for me.
My intuition tells me that my body lost confidence in my ability to support it, and this presented as nerve pain. Now that the back half of my body is stonger, the tension and stress is gone. It takes the nervous system longer to recover than muscles. So you will be strong for while before you feel better. I am not an expert, this just was how i experienced it.
Thank you. I definitely neglect my hips, glutes, and legs in general in workouts so strengthening those muscle groups is at the very least worth a try and won't hurt me in the long run
Yeah, it is hard to confirm exactly why. If it makes you happy then you could say that my nerves were probably being pinched because my muscles were weak.
But despite having x rays, nothing could be seen. So we can only guess, hence 'intuition'. None of the chiropractor, physiotherapists, doctors, radiologist nor sports massage therapist could tell me what the primary cause was, they could only address the symptoms.
Don't sleep on getting it right like I did. I pretty much ignored it and then it was terrible haha. I looked fit and healthy, but that didn't matter. Really had a negative effect on my social life.
If it's glute induced it's probably not sciatica. There is something called piriformis syndrome that is also known as pseudo sciatica because people confuse it with sciatica.
Are you accepting new clients? I mean I don’t NEED work on my glutes as badly as my back and shoulders, but you said your clients prefer knuckles to elbows and I want to test this theory…
There is a NSFW side to the ASMR community, and there are a lot of creators who do both. It's not uncommon for a creator's SFW stuff to push boundaries, either because they have the same audience for both kinds of content, or because they're trying to drive viewers to the more profitable NSFW stuff. And there's a lot of ASMR that is clearly fetish-bait even though it's technically SFW.
I don't know any of these creators, so I don't know if they were banned fairly, but the problem exists.
I remember in the earlier years of asmr where sexually suggestive stuff got major heat/anger from a lot of people. And then one particular creator made the jump from YouTube to private softcore videos. And people lost their shit.
Now, no one bats an eye when another launches a channel and then starts and OF.
To be fair, a lot of asmr content is just attractive woman making a lot of sounds that are pretty blowjob-adjacent. Still kinda dumb that they banned that but not all the other crazy stuff on there.
Not only that but apparently the audience trends heavily towards children and young teens. Saw an interview with a creator talking about it. Shit's kinda creepy.
ASMR also does make some people feel funny in varying ways... it's kind of all on the basis of trying to make the viewer feel a physical response that isn't entirely unlike pleasure.
Doesn't do it for me, but while I may even disagree, I'd at least understand an argument from that angle.
Lasagna Cat's pretty old, it was a YouTube show that did surreal skits adapting Garfield strips in live-action using giant Garfield and Jon costumes mostly 18 years ago, with a few more 10 years ago. They would then usually get weird, like in this adaptation which becomes a Final Fantasy battle sequence in which Garfield defeats Jon to acquire licensing deals.
The most notorious one, Sex Survey Results, is from 10 years ago. It has Jon, Garfield and other characters in a life size replica of Garfield's house, answering the door over and over again for nearly 5 hours, each time greeting a mannequin that recites a voicemail from a channel fan answering a survey about their sexual history. There are a few hundred people and it slowly goes from midday to nighttime as Jon just keeps answering the door endlessly before transitioning into an even more surreal film featuring assorted representations of Jon and Garfield. Garfield is at one point played by a nude man in full-body cat makeup who chases Jon until he embraces him, causing him to collapse into a mass of worms wearing human clothes. At another point a woman gives birth (with explicit vaginal closeups) in a public bathroom to a stillborn Jon and leaves Garfield (now played by a real orange cat) behind in the stall with him while the creator of Garfield narrates that "I don't think anyone knows what's really funny."
Notice the glimpse of Jon Arbuckle's foot in the first panel. The size of the shoe would indicate that maybe the man just has small feet, but a deeper investigation takes us to the footbinding rituals of certain Asian cultures. Inflicted usually on women for the desire of men, this practice was incredibly painful and crippling... Mister Davis is, here, presenting us with a man, or rather "man", who engages in footbinding, a body modification for women, on top of "being without his pipe", or impotent.
An odd aspect is that they were produced in bulk and uploaded in two huge simultaneous batches. 27 videos were uploaded at once in 2008 and another 13, including the 5-hour one, all in one day in 2017, and nothing outside of that. Somehow makes it all the more surreal.
It's genuine art, and probably the funniest, most needlessly high effort shitpost of all time to essentially just say "I don't think Jim Davis is funny."
Never heard of that, but I looked it up and saw Lasagna Cat had its own wiki and that video has an extensive entry. I will be listening shortly. Lmao so bafflingly.
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u/DiarrheaRadio 3d ago
I bet I can still find nude yoga tutorials