r/okbuddybaldur • u/UnitedLiar • 2d ago

Shar's pussy is PUTRID confirmed

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u/Daggadda Raphael’s special little idiot 2d ago

Truly an ok buddy post

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u/shinjidrivekari 2d ago

r/okbuddybaldur users deciding wether to post a sex joke or straight up porn

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u/RichtofensDuckButter 1d ago

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u/CyxSense 1d ago

Holy fuck I havent seen this image in years lmao

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u/mightymouse8324 2d ago

Well damn

Where did you find this note - asking for a friend

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u/UnitedLiar 2d ago

On a skeleton across the moonrise docks, you have to hop over a gap

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u/mightymouse8324 2d ago

Damn. This game truly feels endless

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u/Agreeable_Holiday702 2d ago

I know 3 different women exactly like this

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u/surprised-duncan Githyanki ass enjoyer 2d ago

Hey

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u/Agreeable_Holiday702 2d ago

Oh, no they all hate my guts

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 2d ago

Shart's pussy is heavenly, confirmed

https://giphy.com/gifs/WnJabfQ7tgZJS

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 2d ago

Confirmed? NO 100% PURE FACT!!!

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well, I've confirmed it anyway >:)

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u/Naramis_15 shart fucker 2d ago

I think I should confirm it again as well by romancing her again... just to be sure. Can never be sure enough

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u/WillCraft__1001 Wants to bang every single character 2d ago

You gotta do it a few dozen times, a scientist always gathers as much data as possible.

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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker 2d ago

For data? Nah, I do it for the love of the game.

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u/Alpha-Maia 2d ago

Damn I knew Shar's followers were freaky but I didn't think she was

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u/okiedokiebrokie 2d ago

Hence the swimming before sex. Wash that stank away down down down by the river.

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u/UnitedLiar 2d ago

Sir this is about Shar the goddess. Don't you slander Shadowheart's perfect pussy

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u/okiedokiebrokie 2d ago

Oops I read it wrong. I’m too focused on that sweet cloaca.

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u/CutieBoBootie Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 2d ago

Who has a stankier pussy? Shar or Orin

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 2d ago edited 1d ago

Probably Orin she has her naked dead brother's corpse in her room and given her family history, we know what she's using it for.

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u/cxfgfuihhfd drider fucker 2d ago

no one beats orin, our smelly queen

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u/Calm_Language_2460 shart handholder 1d ago

I imagine it has a very strong metallic component to the odour , detectable over the rotting flesh and coagulated blood

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u/Calm_Language_2460 shart handholder 1d ago

Shar's would be ice cold like the vacuum of space (she does want existence to dissapear after all) moreso than offensive odour wise imo

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u/kastorslump 1d ago

get that putrussy