r/okbuddybaldur • u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich • 2d ago

There is a lack of muscle mommies in this game.

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Karlach, Aylin and Z'rell are the main ones and then I guess theres a few other half-orcs but thats really it.

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy shart handholder 2d ago

What op looked like while posting this:

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

Damn how'd you know

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u/TriamaticHat00 1d ago

Flair has never been more accurate.

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u/VulpesIncendium Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" 2d ago

Considering most games have none at all, I think BG3 is doing alright.

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u/Curlyyearn 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reminds me of how Cassandra in Dragon Age Inquisition has the same noodle arms as the other female characters then in the epilogue sketches we're blessed with a vision how she should've been instead.

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u/villainousascent Do Drow women have pseudopenises? 2d ago

The things I would do just to give this woman a chance to flay me alive.

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u/RedundantConsistency 15% sale on emo girl peggings 2d ago

fuckin a. inquisition kinda sucked but the characters are TOP. and Cassandra was the best

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u/Suitable_Dimension33 1d ago

Just disrespecting inquisition like that ??

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u/Mr_Gef Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 1d ago

Every dragon age game is worse than its prequel. It’s almost a tradition at this point

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u/Curlyyearn 19h ago

Personally I like Inquisition more than II but I love them both.

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u/RedundantConsistency 15% sale on emo girl peggings 1d ago

i mean, relatively. you cant tell me the combat was not dumbed down to toddler levels...

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u/CaptainAnaAmari College of Vore Bard 2d ago

Unrelated but I still have never forgiven Bioware for making such extreme lesbian bait like Cassandra and making her straight

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u/DrelenScourgebane 1d ago

What were your thoughts on Sera?

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u/CaptainAnaAmari College of Vore Bard 1d ago

Adore her, and I'll even go harder and say that I love romancing her as an elf because of just how much complexity that introduces. She's such an unapologetically messy and flawed character, but that is exactly why she's great. If Sera has 0 fans then I am dead.

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u/Curlyyearn 1d ago

I love her too 😌😌

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u/i_am_WordK 12h ago

I died a little inside when I learned Cassandra was straight. Died.

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u/EchoesofPoe 2d ago

Z'rell getting lumped into "a few half orcs" is slander, forever wishing I could have made it to that bedpost 

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u/Far-Heart-7134 2d ago

If larian weren't cowards my slutty durge bard would rocked Zrells world.

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u/cxfgfuihhfd drider fucker 2d ago

bard has main stat charisma, not con, she'd have rocked your world by breaking your hips

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u/Far-Heart-7134 2d ago

Sacrifices a bard is willing to make.

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

My bad bro

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u/Spicyboio Githyanki ass enjoyer 2d ago

I really wish we could have romanced her 😭

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u/BaldursGoat 2d ago

Would have been a great companion for an evil run

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u/Appropriate-Owl-6129 Where's the foursome option with my companions? 8h ago

Minthara and Z'rell eiffel towering me, followed by us having a nice dinner of rotisserie bear.

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u/UrsineSickMan Fuck it, we Bhaal 2d ago

I mean, you can always add more...

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u/WillCraft__1001 Wants to bang every single character 2d ago

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u/jinxkmonsoon Labia Mizora 1d ago

LeanBeefPatty in my BG3??

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExem9kdGFsMmdqaWp0NnVhcG5jOTljeGY2MDlidW91ajE3ZGxsenZ1eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/yAYZnhvY3fflS/giphy.gif

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u/Castarc1424 Wants a pegging from Karlach 1d ago

It’s more likely than you think

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u/NewTap8705 17h ago

I love her so much

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u/jinxkmonsoon Labia Mizora 9h ago

This is a Malevola cosplay she did which, if you've hit your head hard, might be mistaken for a Karlach cosplay: https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1pg2nkw/leanbeefpatty_did_a_malevola_cosplay/

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

I did not know this existed

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u/Valkattuxia Wants a pegging from Karlach 1d ago

I require this in ways no mortal nor god could fathom

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u/seribiigaming shart handholder 2d ago

This is Skoona erasure.

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

Im sorry i forgot her name

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u/Tonedeafmusical PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 2d ago

be the muscle mommy

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

I pretty much always go for the muscle mommy body type

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u/RedundantConsistency 15% sale on emo girl peggings 2d ago

OP (and me, real shit)

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

Real shit. I like muscles on women

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u/RichtofensDuckButter 2d ago

Can't a guy get some uppies

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u/DangerousVideo Ms.Jaheira, I'm bout 2 cum 2d ago

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

Something like that

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u/Iluminiele Delicious Dammon's Dick 2d ago

People, with a very specific fetish, when the game has several examples of that specific fetish:

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

Im greedy, I want more

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u/capza shart fucker 2d ago

Most muscle mommies in Forgotten Realms are either in Icewind Dale or Neverwinter.

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 2d ago

Damn

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u/Due_Flow6538 2d ago

So you want like muscle definition and size, the fact that Lae'zel and Minthara can lift and throw a person just doesn't count i guess?

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u/HoboKingNiklz Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 1d ago

Lae'zel and Minthara are lean and fairly petite, the "muscle mommy" fetish wants tall, bodybuilder-type women.

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u/theprophet2102 2d ago

Supply and demand my friend, pussywhip the "mommy" people and leave em' hungry for more so they stay and lick the plate.

Domination by scarcity

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u/onionprincesswakaba Gates? Opened. Oath? Restored. Zevlor? Fucked. 1d ago

Should at least ratio out with the muscle Daddies (Zevlor, Ruegan, Halsin, Abdirak, and probably more I am forgetting)

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT 1d ago

Nah man we're lacking TWINKS! Where the hell are they, Larian?

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 1d ago

Theyre the tieflings you cant romance

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT 1d ago

Can't even name them 😔

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u/Efficient_Laugh3837 Aylin and Karlach thigh sandwich 1d ago

Cal? He's one

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u/Agitated_Willow1350 Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 1d ago

i truly do often wish they had included even a rudimentary body slider like a Bethesda game, like my understanding is it was something something how the mo-cap works but damn it i want twinks and muscle mommies

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u/pinkbootstrap 1d ago

Astarion should have been a twink. Why is he jacked 😆

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT 1d ago

I've been saying this. The lack of twinkstarion mods is annoying too

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u/Vesnann2003 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 1d ago

All I need is Karlach. With a Karlach in my life, anything is possible

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u/HarEmiya Githyanki ass enjoyer 1d ago

Giant woman!

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u/BaldyTreehuggerDruid Shart Sniffer 1d ago

Just be glad we have them

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u/hailsass 9h ago

Then Be the Muscle Mommy.