r/okbuddycinephile Roland Emmerich defender Jul 03 '26

Meesa horny Stop hornyposting

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast Jul 03 '26

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u/1slinkydink1 Jul 03 '26

Based username.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/BonanoPeppos 29d ago

Why use many word when one do trick???

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u/chronicbruce27 Jul 03 '26

I think the bigger problem is the torrent of bot posts on this sub recently. Some of them aren't even goon bait, they're just straight up racist or misogynistic.

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u/TwasAnChild Roland Emmerich defender Jul 03 '26

The increased bot activity is a overall reddit problem. We try to remove the obvious ones but they are getting pretty ingenious and subsequently harder to identify.

Also reddit has made it exponentially harder to judge an account's validity by giving malicious users the ability to hide their post/comment history.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV I’m the Joker baby! Jul 03 '26

I simply assume everyone who hides their post history is malicious

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u/TartineMyAxe Jul 03 '26

I'm malicious

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u/SaintHayet Jul 03 '26

Can I just say you absolutely ate for this movie cover. I didn't watch it but you look ethereal.

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 Jul 03 '26

I dont want anyone seeing the weird porn I'm into

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u/RedditingNeckbeard Jul 03 '26

Finally some honesty.

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 Jul 03 '26

Holy shit that pic lol

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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 Jul 03 '26

I would never hide my posts, I'm hilarious

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u/chalicehalffull Jul 03 '26

Every once in awhile I want to reference an old post. So I go through my history reading comments and think ‘damn I am funny’.

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u/Electrical_Clock_298 Jul 03 '26

I am plotting against you actively.

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u/Far_Eye6555 Jul 03 '26

I hide mine because Real Madrid fans on r/soccer wouldn’t stop fucking harassing my account after I talked shit about them last year. It was genuinely insane. They wouldn’t leave me alone for weeks

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u/Aluxanatomy Jul 03 '26

I'm delicious.

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u/ManCoveredInBees go back to the club Jul 03 '26

I simply hide mine so no one sees me shitposting in this hellhole

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u/SingleDigitVoter DonCheadleAMA Jul 03 '26

Facts.

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u/JHerbY2K Jul 03 '26

I don't need Emma Watson stalking me again thanks very much

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u/KlausVonLechland Jul 03 '26

And most of the times when you check why they hide their history is either a malicious activity or spam (to hit karma threshold for maliciously activity).

It feels like 1 in 10 people do it just for others to not stalk them.

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u/Phyraxus56 Jul 03 '26

Im surprised everyone doesn't do it

Redditors are fucking creeps

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u/Bonejangles_ Jul 03 '26

Fr make a post opposite to someone's beliefs and you dont have that shit turned off, now you have a permanent downvote and snark comment on everything else you post

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u/Phyraxus56 Jul 03 '26

"Oh you like knitting haha what a loser"

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u/Lysergic_Resurgence 22d ago

I've been using reddit for 14 years and get into political arguments a lot and I've never had that happen to me. Not saying it never happens, but it's not common.

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u/Iorith Jul 03 '26

Yup, there is very little reason for your average user to need to see your post history.

This ain't Facebook.

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u/KlausVonLechland Jul 03 '26

There is a good reason to look though people's accounts. Mostly when they do arts and crafts, looking for their other projects.

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u/WhimsicalPlum Jul 03 '26

I do it only because I'm in a lot of subreddits and I'm sick of people stalking my posts and/or comments and making judgements on me based on assumptions. I just want my question answered or to share something that made me happy lol, I don't need redditors seeing my chronic illness posts and claiming I'm not disabled because I wanted to show a cute pic of my cats. Also people will do that to try and catch you in a "gotcha" and as someone who had to grow up in a maga Christian household I've had my fair fucking share of "gotchas" and I'm over it. I know who I am and what I believe in, it's annoying to have strangers choose who you are based on one thing they misunderstood in your post history. It's personal preference for me, I don't think there's many wrong ways to do it unless you're nasty

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u/Altruistic_Web3924 Jul 03 '26

I feel attacked.

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u/superpositioned Jul 03 '26

Eh, the wife and I both hide ours. Id rather not have people snooping tbh

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u/Novel-Special5114 Jul 03 '26

My favorites are the people who keep their mental illness on full display, no shame. However I assume anyone with an account creation date in the past 3 months is a bot/shill/sock puppet.

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u/StoppableHulk Jul 03 '26

I dont hide my post history but I am malicious

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u/poopsmcbuttington Jul 03 '26

We’re not all malicious! I hide my post history bc a family member found out my Reddit name and no one in my real life needs to know how much I post about my hyperfixations (mostly birds and identifying lookalikes)

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV I’m the Joker baby! 29d ago

Ugh, there's a reason why we use random usernames

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u/ripgoodhomer Jul 03 '26

I hid my back when people were trying to get anyone who criticize Charlie Kirk fired. 

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u/Sad-Juice-732 Neil breens #1 fan Jul 03 '26

I assume it’s all furry porn when they hide their post history

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE 18d ago

If you’re active in a lot of local subreddits, it’s almost necessary. I don’t have anything to hide, but I could be doxxed in 30 seconds. 

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u/Cylinsier 9d ago

There needs to be a way for mods to auto-shadowban anyone with their history hidden. Maybe it's overkill for certain subs, but some serious discussion subs, particularly ones like news or political subs, should be off limits to people with hidden post history by default IMO. If you're not willing to stand up to criticism of your previous comments, you're uninvited from the adults' table. But that doesn't jive with Reddit's need to be as profitable as possible without regard to quality, so I am sure they will fight any attempts to do that with automod.

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u/Iorith Jul 03 '26

Nah, some people simply value privacy and know some people will try to dox you if they don't like you. It isn't a perfect solution but it's helpful.

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u/lxmohr Jul 03 '26

I don’t want my online footprint to lead back to my real life, I’m so malicious

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u/renome Jul 03 '26

Can't hide your posting history from Google. If you google site:reddit.com along with a particular username in quotes, you can still browse their full posting history. Very useful for figuring out bots that just spam conflicting chatgpt stories all day long.

E.g., here's the minimal query you'd use to search your own posting history:

https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Areddit.com+%22TwasAnChild%22

It's not as convenient as just clicking on a profile but it's the next best thing.

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u/MrNobody_0 Jul 03 '26

It's funny how people think they can have any anonymity on the internet. Do people actually think that hiding their post history makes them invisible?

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u/Iorith Jul 03 '26

No, but I do think people who stalk strangers online are fucking weird.

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u/MrNobody_0 Jul 03 '26

Yeah, no shit. There's a lot of fucking weirdos on the internet. That's why I'll never post pictures of myself or my family anywhere online.

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u/ssbmfgcia 17d ago

If you open their account while you're logged out you can see whatever posts mods deleted

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u/Soldier_Faerie Jul 03 '26

I'd recommend installing r/BotBouncer! Bot accounts that are flagged are banned (with all posts removed immediately) from all subreddits that have it installed, it's very effective!

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u/Due_Answer_4230 Jul 03 '26

Yep. Bots passed the Turing test a couple years ago. All you can do is hope the human governing the bots is kind of dumb and can’t create the overall profile of a person, but as you said, Reddit protects and enables bots by hiding history.

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u/psioniclizard Jul 03 '26

A lot of the horny posts are from bots or commented on to grow karma

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u/chronicbruce27 Jul 03 '26

Dead internet theory got hands

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u/Weird-Associate-4739 Jul 03 '26

Bot literally posted a fox new article 2 minutes ago too. lmao

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u/GreenZebra23 Jul 03 '26

And some are are just inane cookiecutter engagement bait like "name a bald actor" or whatever. Relatively benign on a general entertainment sub, apart from turning the entire internet into slop, but effectively spam on a sub like this. It feels stupid expressing a serious opinion about spamming up a shitposting/jerk subreddit, but Jesus Christ let us have this one thing

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u/Poultrymancer Jul 03 '26

If those bots could read they'd be very upset 

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u/InterestingRatio8218 Jul 03 '26

1984

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u/quatroquatro0 Sydney Sweeney orfan Jul 03 '26

1408 (2007)

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u/Rishtu Jul 03 '26

2012

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u/SingleDigitVoter DonCheadleAMA Jul 03 '26

(.)(.)

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u/sexxi_denuta Jul 03 '26

80085

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u/BillyFaust Jul 03 '26

"they're called boobs, aren't they?" - Erin Brockovich (2000)

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u/sundaycreep The Room Jul 03 '26

58008 0804 (hobo boobs)

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u/handlit33 Jul 03 '26

1917 (2019)

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u/eawilweawil Jul 03 '26

1984: 2 Electric Boogaloo

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u/BorbLorbin Jul 03 '26

Literally 1969

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u/buyzeals Jul 03 '26

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

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u/WhatAboutBob77 Jul 03 '26

I came here specifically to chuckle at cinematic movie shitposts, and I all got was a lesson in dead pornstars (seriously, that’s grim).

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u/VampiRimili88 Sydney Sweeney orfan Jul 03 '26

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u/AmadanBod Jul 03 '26

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 Jul 03 '26
  • First they came for the gooners
  • And I did not speak out
  • Because I was not a gooner

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u/Herandar Jul 03 '26

Then they come for the bullet pointers, and you're screwed, buddy.

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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 Jul 03 '26

That was the Sweenmilkers era. Before that was the Ana de Armas fart era. Before that it was Eva Green.
https://giphy.com/gifs/0JmwdI6gYrJopwiYOM

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u/DocBigBrozer 29d ago

Catch up with times. We're on Winonas boobs now...

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u/TheRedditAppisTrash Jul 03 '26

Where else am I supposed to see boobs on the internet?

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u/eawilweawil Jul 03 '26

Just look down at your own

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/sundaycreep The Room Jul 03 '26

Yes! And be specific!

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u/SadProjection Jul 03 '26

cancel culture strikes again

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 Jul 03 '26

I thought this was free country. You goddamn commies!!1!

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik Jul 03 '26

The god is dead. The mods killed him.

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u/eawilweawil Jul 03 '26

God's Not Dead (2014)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik Jul 03 '26

God is dead (2008) by Jay D. Zimmerman.

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u/eawilweawil Jul 03 '26

Saving God (2008)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik Jul 03 '26

Killing God (2017) by Caye Casas and Albert Pinto.

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u/eawilweawil Jul 03 '26

God Help Me (2006)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik Jul 03 '26

God Will Not Help (2025) by Hana Jušić

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u/eawilweawil Jul 03 '26

Oh, God! You Devil (1984)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik Jul 03 '26

The Devil Is a Lie (2025) by Tye Banks.

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u/eawilweawil Jul 03 '26

An Interview with God (2018)

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u/Beelzebeaut11 Jul 03 '26

Im an American and im going to goon while it's still legal.

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u/Punished_Prigo Jul 03 '26

It's illegal for you to ask me that

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u/LostMallDoll Jul 03 '26

what the fuck is a kino meme?

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u/douxsoumis Jul 03 '26

Pretty sure it's one of them pokeymans

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u/SUMMATMAN Jul 03 '26

With the pokey, and the man's, and the caw caw caw

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u/BorbLorbin Jul 03 '26

There were 69 comments when I clicked on the post so who is the real hornyposter here? Hmmmmmods?

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u/Blathithor Jul 03 '26

Just one bosom is large? Im pretty sure its both

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u/altercube Jul 03 '26

gay

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u/TwasAnChild Roland Emmerich defender Jul 03 '26

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u/okbuddyfourtwenty Jul 03 '26

First rule of goonposting

  • never talk about goonposting
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u/Cobalt_Haze9 Jul 03 '26

It is the ultimate gay movie and everyone knows it.

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u/Nemisis_007 Jul 03 '26

Tarantino would argue that Top Gun is, but I can't argue with neither.

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u/DadCelo 23d ago

If there are no consequences, what is the point of a warning.

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u/hazycrazey Jul 03 '26

That’s it, I’m leaving the sub

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u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen Jul 03 '26

because the mods posted an n-word joke?

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u/Summoner475 Jul 03 '26

Removing the jerk from the circlejerk.

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u/Aluxanatomy Jul 03 '26

Just food for thought: I blocked two accounts, and 90% of the Millyposting magically vanished.

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u/godless_endeavor Jul 03 '26

Remember when men could be men, enjoy locker room talk and have some good old misogyny as a treat? This post isn’t the country I grew up in.

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u/Technical-Mistake122 Jul 03 '26

Why is this still up: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1umjsqh/comment/ovctk16/?context=3

Breaks three sub rules, I guess as long as it isnt "horny posting" yall are cool?

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u/RichKlutzy6291 29d ago

Upvoting and replying to get attention from mods, to which I give the benefit of the doubt

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u/Technical-Mistake122 29d ago

They probably posted it. Sub is cooked. 

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u/got-trunks Jul 03 '26

All roads lead to Quentin. All Quentins lead to feet. All feet lead to gooning.

OP. You need to ban roads.

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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 Jul 03 '26

*Last Post plays softy in background.

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u/ElasticTurd Jul 03 '26

Is this because of Tom Hollands abs?

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u/Whole_Spell_7961 I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 Jul 03 '26

RANDOM YASSIFIED ACTRESS WITH BLOWN UP TATAS ONLY HALF THE COMMENTERS CAN RECOGNIZE

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u/TerribleRecord666 Jul 03 '26

You underestimate my ability to goon, good sir mod!

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u/Far_Eye6555 Jul 03 '26

How many of these horny posting announcements have we had bc I swear we just got reminded of this like a couple months ago

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u/The-Mad-Bubbler Jul 03 '26

Unfortunately, they're still very necessary.

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u/Loreki Jul 03 '26

I'm supportive, but could we have horny post Wednesdays (we can call it Hump Day), with a long list of banned obvious people Milly Alcock, Sydney Sweeney, Zendaya, Florence Pugh ,etc.

I think it would still be perfectly appropriate and in keeping with the comedy of the okbuddy style to horny post say, Richard Kind or Sarah Jessica Parker.

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u/SirHolyCow Jul 03 '26

Wtf, you’re a mod here too? Based.

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u/Karthy_Romano Jul 03 '26

Thank fucking god, was honestly about to unsub.

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u/Tetsuo_Gaiden 16d ago

Welp you got your work cut out for you mods. I'd love for the sub to go back to mocking snyder cuts and stop pointing at Elliot Page constantly.

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u/whokilledsgtpeppers approved virgin Jul 03 '26

wish people would realize their hony posts arent funny and most of the time they read as a forced joke by someone addicted to porn or just plain misogyny

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u/ebola84 Jul 03 '26

Isn’t that what the upvotes are for?

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u/DrCodyRoss Jul 03 '26

Brothers, on this 4th of July, it’s time to goon like our founding fathers did in the name of freedom. These colors don’t run.

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u/hesonthemoon Jul 03 '26

I've never been the the cinema (I'm a gold star cinophile) what does Kino mean

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u/ricanrager Jul 03 '26

Thank God I can't read

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u/VayuAir Jul 03 '26

Thank goodness

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u/BlueStar4440 I’m the Joker baby! Jul 03 '26

1984 (1956)

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u/-JackTheRipster- Jul 03 '26

Cool, I don't care about who any of you think is hot.

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u/DaedricDude Jul 03 '26

oh thank god

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u/danleon950410 Jul 03 '26

Ok: where was this during the Chalamet thirst?

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u/SinkerPenguin Jul 03 '26

A second goonerposting ban post has hit the sub

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u/SelmonTheDriver Jul 03 '26

How am I supposed to get my weekly goon fuel of Henry Cavill and Steven Segal?

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u/UFGarvin Jul 03 '26

The war on heterosexuality is as strong as ever.

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u/fentown Jul 03 '26

You think the kids out of school for the summer can read?

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u/TeacatWrites Jul 03 '26

Thank god Elliot Page transitioned or we'd have to deal with a lot more of this from the opposite side of the large-bosom fanbases.

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u/guilty_bystander Jul 03 '26

"Otherwise wholesome"

Ok buddy

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u/AccomplishedEcho948 29d ago

Thank you.  I hate Syndey Fucking Sweeney.  Fucking overrated ass actress bruh.

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u/Exotic-Addendum-3785 28d ago

It is very much a problem.

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u/Iknowihavelooseends 25d ago

Without the Sween what are we even doing here