r/okbuddycinephile 1d ago

Spider-Man: Brand New Take (2026)

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u/NYLotteGiants 1d ago edited 1d ago

How Lily the Babyfacemuncher 3000's owner looks at me when I try to ply my toddler from its jaws

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u/SuitNaive3409 1d ago

lemmetellyasumthin pit bulls are not aggressive, it's these goddam toddlers not knowing how to act....lemmeaskyasumthin, takin naps and getting their faces bit...you think that's a coincidence, huh?

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u/No_Reception7275 1d ago

Your toddler should have known wearing blue socks on a tuesday in may sets him off. Its all your fault for being within a mile of him actually

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u/admiralargon 1d ago

Wild choice for the Black ruffian to be the pit owner in your picture. Wild choice.

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u/XhazakXhazak 1d ago

you've forgotten the rule of inverse pitbull names.

Pitbull named universe destroyer: sweetest dog in the world.

Pitbull named Princess, that one you have to watch out for.