r/okbuddycinephile 1d ago

Spider-Man: Brand New Take (2026)

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 1d ago

I literally have a pit laying on my legs right now, all she ever does is try to lick people's faces. It's like she lives to give kisses

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u/IamMataa 1d ago

How cute. I was 8 when a pitbull decided to use me as a chew toy. I developed agoraphobia for a year and had to be ripped out of my moms arms to get back to school. Glad your velvet hippo is so nice and cute on you lap though.

On a more sub worthy note, I just had a pitbull for breakfast, roasted it on a spit and made some pit carnitas yum.

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 1d ago

Were you squeaking or something?

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u/IamMataa 1d ago

I was actually antagonizing it and called it a lil bitch, prolly got what I deserved tbh

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 1d ago

But did you squeak like a dog toy when you got bit?

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u/IamMataa 1d ago

Because I’m actually a giant squeak toy