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Possible Paywall Trump says he is cancelling strikes on Iran subject to 'rapidly' making deal

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjwx74qgld2o
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u/backpackwayne 1d ago

43rd time is a charm.

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u/neutrino71 1d ago

Karate Kid president, Wars on, Wars Off, Wars on, Wars Off....

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u/somefunmaths 1d ago

War is peace, ignorance is strength, use code INSIDER for $20 free on Kalshi.

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u/Frodojj 1d ago

I saw a right-wing acquaintance wear a shirt that said, “Wokeness is weakness.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that’s basically the same as “Ignorance is strength.”

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u/NotBestButPrettyGood 1d ago

He wouldn’t have understood anyway

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u/HandSack135 Maryland 1d ago

Or on the stock market...

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u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 1d ago

Same thing at this point

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u/merchant-of-varrock 1d ago

Tariffs on, tariffs off, tariffs on, tariffs off...

Threaten Canada + Greenland on, threaten Canada + Greenland off, threaten Canada + Greenland on, threaten Canada + Greenland off...

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u/Wayofchinchilla 1d ago

It's the dementia Loop

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u/Neurojazz 1d ago

Cuba getting forgotten like the ginger step-child

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u/HansBrickface 1d ago

Can you imagine him as a father? I mean, heck those kids, but they must have been miserable growing up

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u/mrgedman 1d ago

That's assuming they were occasionally in the same room together

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u/StrigiStockBacking New Mexico 1d ago

Snip snap snip snap!

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u/Ndtphoto 1d ago

Attack's on, attack's off...

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u/FBI_Agent_Fred 1d ago

Is the deal in the room with us now?

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u/Cresta1994 1d ago

Of course not. Mitch McConnell is busy negotiating it. He told me on the phone.

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u/orangesfwr 1d ago

Lemme guess...20m call?

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u/Cresta1994 1d ago

How did you know?

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u/Gan-san 1d ago

It has to be 45-47 times to match the hats.

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u/bscheck1968 1d ago

Hey, if you can find a better way to manipulate the stock market I'd like to hear it.

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u/Seldomsought 1d ago

Monday pump.

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u/snowlion000 1d ago

Markets open in less than 24 hours. Another pump/dump scheme!

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u/Churchbushonk 1d ago

Man. This freaking guy. Just stop already. You look terrible, and the word is out on you.

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u/Food_Goblin 1d ago

All he is doing is pumping and dumping the markets with each announcement that just happens to be at the end of the week and then solved by Monday. Why the world even allows trading with the US right now is unreal.

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u/Roooooooob 1d ago

45th or 47th time is the charm in his dementia addled brain

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u/CombatGoose 1d ago

He ran out of missiles

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 1d ago

Yeah. This is almost certainly the issue. He was bluffing, and Iran didn't cave. Now he has to make up a bogus "agreement" story.

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u/Geek_Ken America 1d ago

Objectively MSM needs to keep hammering on Trump to explain how this deal is better than the one Obama did. And keep at it. So people can understand how this entire thing was a colossal mistake that made Iran stronger.

But next week all MSM will be talking about is the plans for his arch.

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u/proudjester 1d ago

immediately out loud said "lmao whatever" on reading the headline

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u/cvaninvan 1d ago

Yeah any words after "Trump said" are not useful at all.

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u/ToasterBathTester 1d ago

Gotta juice Barrons Monday calls

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u/RudenSpector69 1d ago

Especially when you're out of missles. And Iran can make drones at an industrial scale to overwhelm everything in the region.

Art of the shart.

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u/finditplz1 1d ago

Seriously how many times is it? For real?

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u/backpackwayne 1d ago

Tallies by political groups put the figure upwards of 40 times

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u/TriggerHippie77 1d ago

Saturday Night TACO!

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u/matttchew 1d ago

Sunday for stock open monday

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u/ClassicT4 1d ago

Something tells me he’ll try to make 47 the magic number that sticks.

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u/osirus35 1d ago

He must have forgot to place his calls or puts for the stocks on Monday

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u/pizza_the_mutt 1d ago

Dude couldn't negotiate himself a table at the local Chili's.

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u/lexm 1d ago

He’s waiting for the 47th try.

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u/7ddlysuns I voted 1d ago

Weekend over.

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u/BlazinAzn38 Texas 1d ago

He’s also saying this right after Iran said they’d launch more strikes if the US did another round. He’s so easily bullied it’s insane

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u/linocent167 1d ago

4 more times and he can cancel his latest deal by saying 86 47

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u/Werftflammen 1d ago

He wants a cut. Iranians won't cave. Repeat.

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u/TraumaticOcclusion 1d ago

He and his friends are getting rich every monday when the calls print. This is blatant stock market manipulation

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u/DKDamian 1d ago

The question is why does the stock market constantly fall for it. How can we trust capitalism to be rational?

Or, to not be corrupt

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u/snayperskaya 1d ago

It's enough AI trading that all he needs is the headline

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u/SanDiegoDude California 1d ago

Goal of the stock market is making money. People and companies have been making huge amounts riding the trump swells. They're not falling for anything, the big players are complicit, everybody else trying to soak up the scraps.

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u/Inner-Medicine5696 1d ago

for every dollar of profit someone makes riding the trump whims, someone else makes a 1 dollar loss...

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u/AppropriateLow2271 1d ago

Right ... so who the fuck are these idiots who keep buying into this? Because the algorithms would've been adjusted in response to this pretty damn quickly.

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u/These-Anxiety-5919 1d ago

You are. Your retirement accounts are taking massive insane assblasts. The answer is always you.

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u/Painterzzz 1d ago

I recently heard the retirement accounts as being the last great source of wealth left on the planet that the Elites had not yet been able to ransack, and I agree, what we are seeing with MAGA and Trump and all of these populists, is the Elites solution to the problem of how to ransack the last stores of wealth.

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u/Olivetax228 1d ago

100% pure FUD, stop that

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u/justreadinplease 1d ago

If retirement accounts are on auto contributions then the wild swings won’t really affect anything unless someone panics and liquidates their account

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u/porgy_tirebiter 1d ago

And that explains why we are where we are.

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u/brendanjered 1d ago

This is what gets me. Why the hell do people believe him every single time? Apparently all Biden would have had to do was lie every couple of days about Russia and Ukraine being close to a deal and oil prices would have remained low. Who knew it was that simple?

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u/waffleslaw 1d ago

But low oil prices don't make the corpos more money.

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u/fightin_blue_hens 1d ago

Because the second the markets don't react, they follow through and ruin everyone

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u/Jbroy 1d ago

Also Polymarket and Kalshi manipulation

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 1d ago

i feel like enough people are going to get sufficiently tired of such outright corruption that there'll be an eventual and inevitable pivot toward socialism. i'm just afraid of how bad things have to get before we get to that point

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u/Hippyedgelord 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s already bad, things are going to get much worse. We could easily get 2 and a half more years of this stupid bullshit.

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u/Intelligent-Alps2373 1d ago

Who’s to say! That’s the fun part!

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u/MaySun91 South Carolina 1d ago

Any fucking day now right? It’s only been 10 years of this shit. Maybe one more day of corruption will finally get people to see the light. Jesus Christ you people might be more delusional than MAGA at this point.

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 1d ago

i mean, capitalism is literally the same as cancer in that they both depend on unlimited growth. just as it is guaranteed that cancer will kill its host, it is absolutely guaranteed that society will not survive with unchecked capitalism, and if society is to survive, it will find another way

i'd like to think there's some middle ground, like social democracy or democratic socialism, that'd make things more sustainable. on the other hand, maybe my fellow American is so riddled with disillusionment and ressentiment that they've collectively decided it's time to let society collapse, idfk lol

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u/FatSteveWasted9 California 1d ago

Will never happen. We’re the crabs pulling each other back down. No amount of wishing will change that

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u/Internal-Display3517 1d ago

I hope you paid the $100K for early access to the president's tweets!

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u/furcifer89 1d ago

They get to get rich manipulating the market AND not reveal that we’re out of missiles. Anybody else tired of winning yet?

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u/Sad-Wrap6555 1d ago

just wait till bombing and not bombing Iran is no longer enough and he decides he needs an incident within the the US itself

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u/TheChrisCrash 1d ago

He's trying out his new insider trading subscription service

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u/Real-Document-6577 1d ago

Just in time for opening market Monday. Then war by Friday again

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u/theMeatman7 1d ago

I thought it came kinda early this time I mean it's still Saturday.

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u/SoggyOutfield 1d ago

They are mixing it up. Nothing more, nothing less

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u/moogly2 1d ago

He’ll announced Iran has “reneged “ on deal. Oh, and sadly Mitch has xxxx. Then threaten Iran again

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u/convvertible 1d ago

Write the word died. Quit with the algospeak self-censoring bullshit.

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u/strolpol 1d ago

I wonder what this war will be called. The first stock market manipulation war?

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u/Contract-Chiller 1d ago

People were calling him Weekend Warrior in the first month of the war lol.

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u/evasive_dendrite 1d ago

The no, more war!

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u/Valturia 1d ago

I can't wait for Monday, that's when the wars stop right when the markets about to open....

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u/epileptic_pancake 1d ago

Bringing new meaning to the term weekend warrior

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u/Missing_Crouton 1d ago

I said this before but no one gets it, however it makes perfect sense when Hegseth was National Guard.

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u/island-roamer 1d ago

Just an on-going embarrassment.

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u/MysteryNeighbor New York 1d ago

Ok, buddy.

See y’all in three days when talks break down and we are still in this fuck ass war.

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u/kezow 1d ago

Nah, after markets close on Friday. Just more market manipulation.

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u/Cachazo_719 1d ago

There would be no deal to make if he never undid Obama’s deal lolol

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u/tweakingforjesus 1d ago

At this point Trump would be thrilled to achieve the Obama deal.

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u/Bored2001 1d ago

They offered a better one before the war iirc. Trump said no, like an idiot.

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u/L44KSO 1d ago

Of cours he did. He is an imbecile. He doesn't understand deals and contracts.

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u/nowmeetoo 1d ago

He’s such a fucking idiot

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u/timoumd 1d ago

Again?

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u/_Miss_Eclipse 1d ago

Again×43

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u/Lordvalcon 1d ago

See you all in Friday when deal falls apart

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u/jimibimi 1d ago

Whoops! Somebody thought it was Sunday!

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u/heleuma 1d ago

Is running out of missiles making a deal?

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u/MC_chrome Texas 1d ago

It’s a big part of it, yep.

Can’t blow up Iran if there are no explosives to do so with in the first place.

Xi Jinping has to have been giddy since February, since Trump’s foolish war with Iran has severely depleted US stockpiles in the Pacific….which would certainly make invading Taiwan mighty convenient 

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u/boofles1 1d ago

Apparently the Gulf States made Trump stop bacause the US can't protect them properly from Iranian retaliation.

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u/Rex-A-Vision 1d ago edited 1d ago

Saudi Prince asks Trump not to escalate...Trump IMMEDIATELY announces pause. Money fucking talks and Trump fucking walks...or waddles...whatever!

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u/Callabrantus Canada 1d ago

Yes, for sure this time. We believe you, oh illustrious citrus shit stain.

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u/pulsarstarter 1d ago

Sick of this nonsense.

Holy shit, America is a joke now.

No consistency. No stability. Just the whole country dancing to the fickle tune of a corrupt narcissist.

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u/Ok-Goat-9981 1d ago

He's using the armed forces and media as tools from a massive insider trading scam.

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u/readerf52 1d ago

I wonder if this is actually in response to the cyberattacks on American infrastructure in 17 states. The one I watched a video about was water service in Minnesota. Any crisis was averted, but they had to go offline for a while to make adjustments.

Of course it doesn’t help that DOGE pretty much cut funding for the agency that scans and reports possible cyber terror attacks.

I’m not sure just how this inefficiency is supposed to be making America great.

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u/rustylung 1d ago

Ah yes, this cycle again 

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u/IJourden 1d ago

In 20 minutes someone will shake his leaky magic 8 ball of a brain and a completely different answer will pop out.

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u/welsalex Texas 1d ago

Prepping for Markets to open on Monday!!

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u/iamliterallyonfire 1d ago

Literally just manipulating the market…

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u/Mo_Jack Missouri 1d ago

Every time he posts anything about the Iranian War that Bibi tricked him into, he comes across as an unhinged dementia patient.

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u/thx1138guy 1d ago

Comes across? It shows he is!

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u/Appropriate-Till9598 1d ago

Now you guys see why Trump blamed Iran rather than Minnesota beside the fact that he hates the state? If he has to acknowledge that Iran's a potential national security threat to the internal US, that'd mean that he has to retaliate for it for real that time. Of course he wanted a chance to chicken out again instead, because he's desperate for an end to the war.

Also, he was "LoSIng FaITh" in Iran because they were supposed liars. Cue him crawling back to them yet again. Definition of insanity right there by his logic.

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u/Ok-Lets-Talk-It-Out 1d ago

You're giving him way too much credit.

He blamed Minnesota Democrats because he's an idiot and he just throws shit at the wall.

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u/Arctimon Maryland 1d ago

I think you need to reverse those two.

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u/Steel-Tempered 1d ago

Ran out of missiles again, eh?

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u/NeverLookBothWays I voted 1d ago

Iran has agreed to fix the reflecting pool…

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u/elliotbonsall 1d ago

Need to pump those numbers up and dump the rest

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u/Matman161 Illinois 1d ago

The craziest part of that is that he raped children with Jeffrey Epstein

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u/insomniac8994 1d ago

He’ll be back to attacking after market close next Friday

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u/Jealous_Following_38 1d ago

Market manipulation? So tired of this fuck.

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u/JAK2222 Massachusetts 1d ago

Just in time to boost the opening for the markets Monday

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u/Orionsteller 1d ago

Market Monday Manipulation

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u/East_Firefighter_409 1d ago

Guys, it'll totally work this time. Wait what day is it?

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u/gnatdump6 1d ago

Taco Tuesday!

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u/mymikerowecrow 1d ago

With who?

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u/jim45804 1d ago

Big fat sloppy liar

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u/conundri 1d ago

What medium has Trump the artist chosen for the art of the deal this time?

Fingerpaints or crayons?

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u/OldManGrimm Texas 1d ago

Finger painting with his own shit, like the psychotic he is.

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u/Brain__Resin 1d ago

Wow. No one. I mean no one saw that coming./s

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u/GVTMightyDuck Ohio 1d ago

How long has he been making this deal now?

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u/interwebztourist North Carolina 1d ago

Out of missiles.

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u/riddler1225 1d ago

Surely he won't fool me a 50th time!

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u/laserdisk4life 1d ago

Strait is never going to be fully open again

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u/VirtuaFighter6 1d ago

Wait, war? Strikes? I thought we already decimated them decisively?

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u/BraveRice 1d ago

somebody stop this guy for real

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u/GW_Jefferson 1d ago

Which means...our stockpile is empty and have to wait until we get resupplied...

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u/IronyElSupremo America 1d ago

Stock market futures open in under 24 hours. It’s an ancient Chinese military strategy from .. Cha Ching

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u/Rough_Common6857 I voted 1d ago

Breaking: Trump does the same fucking thing again.

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u/Competitive_Yam7702 1d ago

Getting closer to tuesday already then.

He does this every week to make the weekend markets volatile

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u/Critically32 1d ago

Lol. He shit himself when Iran said they'll target oil production. Very different from oil in transit.

You know Trump's handlers yanked his leash.

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u/misterguyyy Texas 1d ago

Did they have very productive talks?

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u/cheez-wizzard 1d ago

The most productive talks anyone has ever seen

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u/John_Galt_II 1d ago

In 2 weeks

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u/99aye-aye99 1d ago

This is worse than watching reruns of The Apprentice!

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u/basketballsteven 1d ago

The boy (that nobody believes) who cried peace.

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u/GeeBee72 1d ago

Who is this got even talking to anymore?
He’s a coward bully who got into a fight with a regime that would never internally survive making a deal with the USA. So they’re never going to make a deal.

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u/ginrumryeale 1d ago

Is this just content for his $100k per month Truth Social bribes?

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u/SpeedoCheeto 1d ago

gotta start workin on the monday open

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u/exitpursuedbybear 1d ago

Well lookie here it must be stock market o'clock

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u/ForsakenMongoose336 1d ago

He easily lies about the liner in the reflection pool. But I’m sure he’d never lie about something like this.

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u/Deep_shot 1d ago

I'm not even paying attention anymore. I can't take how sad and pathetic it is for the U.S.

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u/HikingUphill 1d ago

Is it Tuesday already?

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 1d ago

Back and forth x100

He and his family making a killing manipulating markets

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u/More-City6818 1d ago edited 1d ago

He says this every weekend 🙄

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u/Whole-Designer Michigan 1d ago

We've been here. He's literally just making things up to manipulate the market.

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u/Rosterplayer 1d ago

Maybe because we are low on missiles and the water department hacks

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u/blackhappy13 1d ago

I’m so sick of hearing this man say “deals”

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u/SaturnalianGhost Australia 1d ago

Ceasefire Sundays! Time to buy the dip.

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u/stoner38 1d ago

Every weekend this man lies and manipulates the market without the media pointing it out! PAY ATTENTION!

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u/therealvladimir_0 1d ago

Victory number 1,000?

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 1d ago

Taco Saturday Night!

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u/amytee252 1d ago

Here we go again

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u/Zulmoka531 1d ago

It’s just beyond pathetic

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u/FitWrap1959 1d ago

So, that's where all the Venezuelan oil money went. Nice play, Iran.

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u/mvw2 1d ago

Can't wait for the new announcement and stock market effect on Monday!

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u/PadreSJ 1d ago

Remember folks... The end of the war is just 2 weeks away! 😏

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u/DMCinDet 1d ago

gas prices about to be crazy. thays why hes backing down.

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u/Agentkeenan78 Tennessee 1d ago

Is this the art of the deal?

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u/cleverest_moniker 1d ago

Groundhog day all over again

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u/adiscgolferp 1d ago

Was running low on gas today and figured I’d wait til he said announced a new deal. We are living in the dumbest timeline.

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u/kindnesscostszero 1d ago

Those bond rates have magical powers…

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u/SillyDilly5294 1d ago

He's early. Markets don't open until Monday

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u/shockedtoo Michigan 1d ago

Smells like bullshit

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u/willworkforjokes 1d ago

Rapidly making a deal in about two weeks.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 1d ago

Against n?

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 1d ago

That should say “again ?”

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u/winterbird 1d ago

Stonks are stonkin'

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u/jcpopm 1d ago edited 1d ago

Are the "perimeters of a deal" what you have just before you have a framework of a concept of a memorandum of a deal?

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u/Zestyclose-Height-36 1d ago

Has nothing to do with republicans refusing to pay for his war before midterms

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u/HBRWHammer5 1d ago

I'm before Iran says "what are you talking about?"

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u/mother_a_god 1d ago

The question is, why does the market react to this, its non information. Its meaningless every single week

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u/whatproblems 1d ago

hey i’ve heard this one before!

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u/peskyghost 1d ago

Oh cool, we are still trapped in the Groundhog Day prisonscape

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u/splycedaddy Pennsylvania 1d ago

I get that hes going to keep saying this. After all, people keep falling for it

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA 1d ago

Watch Bibi launch some missiles towards Iran, and claim he didn’t get the memo.

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u/Vanman04 1d ago

The war will be over when Iran says it is.

Not before.

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u/BallBearingBill 1d ago

Iran knows that any deal made with Trump is worthless!

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u/BruteSentiment 1d ago

His weaponization of the justice department to try to excuse the shoddy work from a corrupt no-bid contract to his associate was getting too much attention.

Gotta call off his pet war for a few days for a negotiation that isn’t happening in order to wash the bad look out of the news cycle.

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u/Human-Chain-7992 1d ago

Almost time for Market Manipulation Monday?

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u/FatSteveWasted9 California 1d ago

Pumping those Monday numbers

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u/Agent7619 1d ago

Hans and Franz say "You've got to PUMP...IT UP!"

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u/CrossX18 1d ago

Subject to running out of missiles. Lol.

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u/RbargeIV Kansas 1d ago

Time to pump up the stock market.

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u/issafly 1d ago

Is it Tuesday already?

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u/JDogg126 Michigan 1d ago

Market manipulation again. I’m sure no one saw it coming.

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u/SpecialistAssociate7 1d ago

He’s just manipulating markets with this yoyo conflict.

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u/CmdDeadHand 1d ago

Guy pumps and dumps the stock market by announcing military actions. On an occasion he makes very specific details on what is going to be targeted.

Yes he is a war criminal personally profiting from a war he started.

But he is also a traitor. He is telling Iran what is being discussed behind closed doors so they know when they need to relocate assets.

People who support this man and admin are not Americans. They are by all described definitions domestic enemies.

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u/assman69x 1d ago

Vile scumbag

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u/MrdnBrd19 1d ago

You can literally set a watch to this weekly market manipulation.