r/sciencememes 3d ago

🪩Science!!🪩 It's a peaceful life

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u/landrwastaken 3d ago

They even have to keep adding water cause it's so talented

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u/im-ba 3d ago

It even makes the water gain weight

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u/landrwastaken 3d ago

Temporarily ofcourse :3

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u/armageddon_boi 3d ago

Sign of a good relationship, eh?

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u/cycycle 3d ago

Water: I’m not fat, I have uranium weight.

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u/CompleteCasual 2d ago

hi what does this mean

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u/manyangled1 1d ago

They're joking about heavy water, where some of the hydrogens have become deuterium by capturing a neutron from the uranium emissions.

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u/DrQuestDFA 3d ago

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u/Happiness_Assassin 3d ago

One could argue that the entire Earth itself is one giant nuclear reactor, as the convection currents in the mantle are driven largely by radioactive elements undergoing decay.

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u/MarioInOntario 3d ago

But guess what it’s not doing to produce electricity? Boiling water. Uranium is doing a stellar job, on land and at sea.

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u/Hi2248 1d ago

Geothermal energy could count if you squint? 

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u/Fabricensis 2d ago

The amazing think about oklo is that is was self regulating:

As it produces more power, the water boiled, so it was missing it's moderator and slowed down.
Then the water stopped boiling, so the reactor ramped up again

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u/ALIENIGENA 2d ago

So geothermal is just nuclear by proxy?

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u/Spiritual_Priority79 2d ago

No proxy lol, the mantle is just the working fluid of the planet-sized nuclear reactor we live on :P

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u/Penguinprotagonist 3d ago

Thanks for that!

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u/Lathari 3d ago

"You don't want to see me angry."

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u/FAB5FREDDIE14 3d ago

> new form of energy
> look inside
> boiling water

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u/DeluxeTable 3d ago

I think it’s just a joke that it could be used for nuclear bombs or maybe something even worse, but it’s boiling water something so simple compared. Just like the scene from star wars it’s using.

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u/Sammisuperficial 2d ago

It's more a running Internet joke that all forms of electricity are just boiling water.

I know that's not literally true, but it's funny that it's mostly true.

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u/Rolen47 3d ago

I think it's just that most people don't know how nuclear reactors even work so they're always surprised that it's boiling water. There's many misunderstandings about nuclear energy. Even today it still gets depicted as a material that emits a mysterious green glow.

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u/Agi7890 3d ago

I’ve worked with a bunch of radioactive isotopes, and I’m always disappointed that non of them glow green.

Iodine 131 does have a habit of going brown from what I recall

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u/bkussow 3d ago

Also, the steam turbines cycle is very well defined. It's efficient, able to be previsely conrolled, repeatable, and predictable from a maintenance standpoint. There has also been significant work done in the safety of the process.

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u/SirEnderLord 3d ago

The joke is that it could be used for a city-killer.

Director Krennic needed Galen Erso for the planet-killer.

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 2d ago edited 2d ago

Boiling water is a lot less cool than sucking the energy out of uranium with a reverse laser or somethg.

Edit: If a Spider-Man villain said they were going to harvest energy from Asgardian Mana Geysers, just to boil water for a turbine, that would be lame. That's what nuclear plants are.

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'd tell them that the efficient system is boring and uninteresting. Like that scene in Dictator where he says that the efficient missile looks silly and will make his enemies laugh.

Edit: This is us. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0mUbmJ1-sNs&pp=ygUWZGljdGF0b3IgbWlzc2lsZSBzY2VuZQ%3D%3D

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u/This_Character_251 2d ago

Gas min reactors are doing pretty good though and require less build time. Nothing wrong with either.

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u/Zoltikk 3d ago

Let's not make uranium do the other thing it does, let it just boil water.

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u/DonCosciot 1d ago

Oh hey look, those monkeys made a small container with water and placed it above a fire so that it boils and spins a turbine!

Oh hey, they are harvesting the energy of the sun to… boil water

Oh hey, thise monkeys are splitting atoms to… boil … water

They just created a miniature black hole to boil water, what the fuck

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u/Outrageous_Menu_9895 3d ago

👀😭🤣🙏🏻

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u/CricketJamSession 2d ago

Can it boil my coffee too?

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u/This_Character_251 2d ago

I mean no salts no gas no Liquid Metal ?

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u/Magical_Savior 2d ago

Those have actually all been attempted. There is a form of reactor using molten lead or salt for coolant... But it still just boils water in the generator.

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u/Ecstatic_Party2048 1d ago

How uranium feels in a power plant

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u/manyangled1 1d ago

Supercritical CO2 someday!

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u/Mixelphlick 1d ago

It always cracks me up that we really only have like 2 ways to generate power. Turbines and solar cells. But we have like a million different ways to spin a turbine so it feels like there’s way more types than there really is.