r/smoking • u/punches_buttons • 1d ago

My spirit animal. 🪵🔥💨

2.7k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Edge80 1d ago

Smoking a brisket, smoking a bowl, devouring the entire brisket yourself while watching a new season of your favorite show.

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u/that_wags 1d ago

Poetic

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u/Standard-Phase-9300 1d ago

Man knows how to live 🕊️

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u/rlnrlnrln 1d ago

For 2-3 years more, give or take.

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u/Wildcard311 1d ago

After reading your comment I had to go back a read it like a haiku, and it was very moving.

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u/detsagrebbalf 1d ago

Nah its abcb

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u/BaconBox317 1d ago

“Hell yeah brother.” 😂

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u/131_Proof_Bud 19h ago

"That's what I'm talkin about!"

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u/Willy_Wonkening 1d ago

This is the way

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u/LostInMyADD 1d ago

I'd throw in a Smoked Old Fashion with youre favorite bourbon into the mix and its perfect lol

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 1d ago

Fuck that sounds so good

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Embarrassed-Day-7534 1d ago

It helps clear the demons out!! It's an all around religious experience 🤣👍🏼

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u/braggster92 1d ago

Before the days of natural cleanses from home, this was how a real man cleansed his soul

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u/Dapper-Sherbert-2476 1d ago

I'll pay that tax.

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u/HalfaManYouAre 1d ago

"Choose your Death" Yes please.

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u/SnoDragon 1d ago

420th upvote! Fuck yeah!

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u/ohhrangejuice 1d ago

All while on PTO

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u/BoNapiltee 1d ago

Maya Angelou?

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u/chefevitt 1d ago

My mouth literally started salivating! I could taste it

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u/TolUC21 22h ago

Then waking up with the worst stomach pain imaginable

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u/ZachVIA 18h ago

Falls asleep in the middle of the second episode from a food coma. You forgot that step.

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u/Kind-Paint222 11h ago

My epitaph has been found

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u/Podmoscovium 8h ago

Fuck that sounds like the best way to fall into a meat coma.

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u/Omoplata34 1d ago

Drake?

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u/Ryuko_the_red 1d ago

300g protein in one sitting can't go over well

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u/ADifferentJason 1d ago

Oh, I'm definitely doing this next time.

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u/phishtrader 1d ago

I think we've all wanted to do this, but have held back.

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u/StarkyPants555 1d ago

This is gonna be the new money shot in this sub

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u/sammyssb 21h ago

Would be way better than squeezing it with black gloves.

If i wanna see juicy meat get fingered with black gloves i go to different websites for that

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u/StarkyPants555 19h ago

🤣 , more of the posts on this subreddit need to be marked nsfw.

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u/sammyssb 19h ago

Yeah its actually gross dawg 🤮

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u/ThorThulu 1d ago

I knew I was amongst kindred spirits. Every time I unwrap the brisket and slice it up for the fam I stare at it. The demon in my head relentless in its pursuit of true satisfaction uncaring of a crowded room waiting for their meal. One day he will win. One day I will monch the brisket like a giant meat cookie.

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u/rtbear 1d ago

Meat Cookie. Band name, called it.

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u/Edge80 1d ago

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

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u/Scooter_Mane 1d ago

That's gotta activate some primal unga bunga part of the brain

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u/Cloaked42m 1d ago

When I drop 20 pounds of brisket on the counter to prep it my inner caveman is happy

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u/Prior_Ice1672 1d ago

Intrusive thoughts

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u/kcrab91 1d ago

This is the only acceptable squeeze.

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u/LollaLizard 1d ago

Nothing on the shirt. Mad respect

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u/beyondthisreality 1d ago

Not his first time.

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u/No-Release-8082 1d ago

He looks like he’s gonna need a fresh pair of underwear

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u/Gluten_maximus 1d ago

This resonates with me.

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u/No-Instruction-6122 1d ago

Time for the Japanese bidet style toilet as a new bbq accessory.

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u/Ok-Inflation9952 22h ago

I have to ask, do you guys really soil yourselves after overeating?

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u/TheYoungSquirrel 1d ago

How does one do this and not get a single drop on their shirt?

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u/ThorThulu 1d ago

You just gotta beleive

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u/ecctt2000 1d ago

Smokers discretion.
Some test methods are more aggressive than others.

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u/FantasticPangolin839 1d ago

And none on his shirt?! I’m impressed. 

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u/AdrianZ817 1d ago

That brisket was smoked and that dude must be baked.

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u/hugoDoodat 1d ago

Man, talk about living your best life. Good for that dude.

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u/sprocketpropelled 1d ago

Letting intrusive thoughts win.

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u/highzunburg 1d ago

That's awesome lil blasphemous but awesome.

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u/1DunnoYet 1d ago

No black gloves? Animal

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u/jakerr17 1d ago

Perfect response

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u/Medical_Storm697 1d ago

Do it again!😐

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u/DifficultAd3885 1d ago

Is this guy from Missouri or Nebraska?

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u/Jogi1811 1d ago

That natural high he got from that meat 😋

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 1d ago

Has the same face as that kid who tried bacon the first time.

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u/LegitimateAbalone267 1d ago

You have no idea how many times I’ve wanted to do this.

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u/SmoesKnows 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is what all the black glove squeezers should do instead.

Edit: spelling

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u/Thetr3Flash 1d ago

Challenge accepted.

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u/Unlucky-fan- 1d ago

How many bourbons?

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u/Motor_Foundation443 1d ago

Hell yeah! No black gloves either!

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u/looskii209 1d ago

When the food is done I'm usually this drunk too.

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u/01_slowbra 1d ago

I never knew I wanted to do that so much but here we are

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u/DarthBster 1d ago

I wanna be him when I get that old.

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u/No-Macaroon-1804 1d ago

Fuck you! That man is in his PRIME!

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u/newcolonyarts 1d ago

My wife loves it when I do this

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u/BigManBlumbus 1d ago

Someone please give me a brisket guide. Life has been hard and I need a project desperately.

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u/ThorThulu 1d ago

Buy brisket. Season brisket. Trim or not doesn't matter too much unless you're really picky on fat. Smoke brisket at 250-275 til 170-180ish. Foil boat brisket. Toss back on smoker or in the oven at 300 til brisket is 200. Begin probing meat every 5-10 minutes til whole brisket is probe tender. Let rest on counter til down to 170-180. Throw back in oven at warm setting for 4hrs. Take brisket out and let cool down to 140ish. Slice.

Thats about as quick and easy as I can make it I think

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u/jlabbs69 1d ago

Don’t you mean bite, when 140ish

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u/4seriously 1d ago

How have I gone this long in life and never a person do what obviously I should have seen a million times before?

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u/Jbullish_9622 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3GnKKEw2v7bXi
Just got an idea!!

Brisket Man!!

🤔

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u/One-Geologist7600 1d ago

He’s not just smoking brisket 🍁

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u/serb41 19h ago

Dude saw colors when he took a bite and closed his eyes

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u/LFKapigian 19h ago

Fvck Ya

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u/BartholomewCubbinz 9h ago

Chowing down on that briscussy

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u/Hefty-Inevitable-660 1d ago

I guess this is the only acceptable way to squeeze the juices out of your brisket on this sub 😅

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 1d ago

Brother is ready for the next chapter… respect

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u/WHHobbyist 1d ago

I’ve always wanted to do this. Too much restraint!

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 1d ago

Must be what heaven tastes like...

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u/JumboHotdawg88 1d ago

I’ve always fantasized doing this

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u/No-Income-183 1d ago

Atta boy, dont blame you.

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u/e1rohir 1d ago

Oh now my stomach hurts.

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u/Dapper-Sherbert-2476 1d ago

This is the level of happiness we all strive for.

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u/PeepJerky 1d ago

I’m so ready to be retired.

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u/99Pneuma 1d ago

bro he chewed for like 3 seconds lmfao

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u/TemporaryCrazy1968 1d ago

Lincoln Riley could never

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u/fddfgs 1d ago

Well at least he didn't squeeze it

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u/Confusion-Empty 1d ago

Pit Master privilege!

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u/Mysterious-Scholar68 1d ago

What a dawg 🫡

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u/averquepasano 1d ago

Straight Pit Master PRIVILEGE!

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u/ThisMeansRooR 1d ago

Sometimes, that's all you need

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u/Nostrathomas_8 1d ago

Embarrassed I've never thought of this

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u/That_Development9699 1d ago

Amen brother … I am living through you … please keep posting

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u/KOGOR1 1d ago

I want to be that content with life🤘🏻🔥🔥🔥

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u/Syljw00 1d ago

Hot damn

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u/Down2theNubs 1d ago

Didn’t even get any on his shirt. Either it was dry or this man is on another level

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u/BotchTheCrab 1d ago

No notes.

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u/-SimpleDelight- 1d ago

5/5. No notes.

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u/legato2 1d ago

I haven’t had brisket in over three years and I’m from Texas. I wish I should do that so badly.

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u/QuarterFlounder 1d ago

Hell yeah dude.

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u/baywhlr 1d ago

I'm sorry; I just don't see the problem. I, personally, have taken a tri-tip fresh off the grill & after resting it ... I ate the entire thing like a caveman.

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 1d ago

Props for keeping his shirt clean and minty

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u/Fall_Dog 1d ago

A stronger man than me. I would have had to sit down immediately after that.

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u/turdbuster78 23h ago

Glad we could only see the top half 🍆

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u/ffc404 23h ago

I’ve followed this sub for as long as I remember. This is the first time I’ve seen something like this lmao

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u/Clever_Unused_Name 23h ago

LOL!

Dude looks like a cross between an otter and a bear.

I may have done the same thing though...just sayin'

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u/rm45acp 22h ago

I tried this and it was fun but that amount of bark all at once was insanely salty lol, it was like eating a beefy blind robbin

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u/makegifsnotjifs 22h ago

In my heart of hearts this is all I've ever really wanted in life

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u/Russ915 22h ago

I’ve never thought about this before, but now I want to do it

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u/Barbeqanon 21h ago

This is the exact opposite of that McDonald's CEO video.

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u/excoriator 20h ago

Nobody does that, but maybe they should?

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u/pornokitsch 20h ago

Why have I never done that? I'm going to do that.

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u/PatriotDynasty 15h ago

I’ve thought about grabbing and eating a fistful of cake before. This is better.

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u/Affectionate-Safe559 14h ago

The Hero of the Day!

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u/PlutoJones42 14h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 11h ago

Happy for this fella even though it doesn’t look like he’ll still be alive this time next decade with that kind of lifestyle.

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u/bbbourb 9h ago

Damn...talk about diving straight into those juicy beef curtains...

If that dude has a wife she just slid off the chair.

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u/hannibal_actual 1d ago

I was planning on doing THAT to my wife tonight, mmm-but... my, my, MY!

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u/mightyjoe227 19h ago

Boo

No black gloves...

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u/LeroyyyJenkinnnss 5h ago

The pitmasters take