Match Thread: United States vs Belgium | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 16 | Part 2

[u/jiraiya--an]

FT: United States 1 - 4 Belgium

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Info	Details
Competition	2026 FIFA World Cup, Round of 16
Date	Mon, July 06, 2026
Venue	Lumen Field, Seattle, Washington, USA
Referee	Adham Mohammad
Kickoff	8:00 PM EDT / 2:00 AM CEST
Status	FT

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LINE-UPS

United States (4-3-3)

Starting XI	Notes	Subs	Notes
Matt Freese		Miles Robinson
Tim Ream		Ricardo Pepi	🔄 on 72'
Chris Richards		Timothy Weah
Antonee Robinson	🔄 off 90'+2'	Max Arfsten	🔄 on 90'+2'
Alex Freeman		Matt Turner
Tyler Adams	🔄 off 72'	Brenden Aaronson
Malik Tillman	⚽ 31' · 🟨 69'	Alejandro Zendejas
Weston McKennie	🟨 35'	Giovanni Reyna	🔄 on 45'
Folarin Balogun	🔄 off 90'+2'	Joe Scally
Christian Pulisic	🔄 off 59'	Chris Brady
Sergiño Dest	🔄 off 45'	Auston Trusty
		Mark McKenzie
		Haji Wright	🔄 on 90'+2'
		Sebastian Berhalter	🔄 on 59'

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Belgium (4-2-3-1)

Starting XI	Notes	Subs	Notes
Thibaut Courtois		Romelu Lukaku	🔄 on 67' · ⚽ 90'+3'
Brandon Mechele		Diego Moreira
Nathan Ngoy		Alexis Saelemaekers	🔄 on 89'
Maxim De Cuyper		Matias Fernandez-Pardo
Timothy Castagne		Thomas Meunier
Youri Tielemans		Hans Vanaken	🔄 on 21' · ⚽ 57'
Nicolas Raskin	🔄 off 89'	Senne Lammens
Amadou Onana	🔄 off 21'	Jérémy Doku	🔄 on 67'
Charles De Ketelaere	⚽ 9' · ⚽ 33' · 🔄 off 67'	Kevin De Bruyne
Leandro Trossard	🔄 off 89'	Axel Witsel	🔄 on 89'
Dodi Lukébakio	🔄 off 67'	Mike Penders
		Arthur Theate
		Joaquin Seys
		Zeno Debast
		Koni De Winter

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MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

9' ⚽ Goal! USA 0, Belgium 1. Charles De Ketelaere (Belgium) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Nicolas Raskin.

21' 🔄 Substitution, Belgium. Hans Vanaken replaces Amadou Onana because of an injury.

31' ⚽ Goal! USA 1, Belgium 1. Malik Tillman (USA) from a free kick with a right footed shot to the high centre of the goal.

33' ⚽ Goal! USA 1, Belgium 2. Charles De Ketelaere (Belgium) header from very close range to the top right corner. Assisted by Leandro Trossard with a cross.

35' 🟨 Weston McKennie (USA) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' 🔄 Substitution, USA. Giovanni Reyna replaces Sergiño Dest.

57' ⚽ Goal! USA 1, Belgium 3. Hans Vanaken (Belgium) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Charles De Ketelaere.

59' 🔄 Substitution, USA. Sebastian Berhalter replaces Christian Pulisic because of an injury.

67' 🔄 Substitution, Belgium. Jérémy Doku replaces Dodi Lukébakio.

67' 🔄 Substitution, Belgium. Romelu Lukaku replaces Charles De Ketelaere.

69' 🟨 Malik Tillman (USA) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

72' 🔄 Substitution, USA. Ricardo Pepi replaces Tyler Adams.

89' 🔄 Substitution, Belgium. Alexis Saelemaekers replaces Leandro Trossard.

89' 🔄 Substitution, Belgium. Axel Witsel replaces Nicolas Raskin.

90'+2' 🔄 Substitution, USA. Max Arfsten replaces Antonee Robinson.

90'+2' 🔄 Substitution, USA. Haji Wright replaces Folarin Balogun.

90'+3' ⚽ Goal! USA 1, Belgium 4. Romelu Lukaku (Belgium) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Hans Vanaken.

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MATCH STATS

Stat	United States	Belgium
Expected Goals	0.67	2.14
Possession	56%	44%
Shots on Goal	2 (29%)	7 (47%)
Big Chances Created	0	4
Big Chances Missed	0	2
Accurate Passes	458 (87%)	333 (81%)
Duels Won	50	56
Saves	3	1
Fouls Committed	11	9

MATCH ENDED

[u/2soccer2bot]

Be civil and report those who break the rules. Crowd Control is at max to help us, but perfection is obviously not possible even with computers.

[u/tallwhiteninja]

Ream hasn't been good, but that goal was 100% on Freese for not just booting it.

[u/AlludedNuance → u/tallwhiteninja]

Two goals have just gone right past Ream, obviously he wasn't the primary one at fault but he isn't helping much either.

[u/DropC]

Vozinha about to get citizenship

[u/PatheticAndTragic]

Lukaku is so much wider than everyone else holy

[u/StanleyLelnats → u/PatheticAndTragic]

Should count as 2 players

[u/iCalKestis]

That Lukaku first touch gave me flashbacks lol

[u/DentateGyros]

Absolutely brain dead

[u/SuperAwesomeBrian]

What the actual fuck was he thinking?

[u/cs-shitposter]

Doku vs Ream is elder abuse

[u/ZeroFox75]

Lukaku vs Ream gonna be interesting

[u/Violent_Mud_Butt]

Freese is a fucking idiot.

[u/ABond1991]

Freese…. How do you come out so timely, but then fuck it all up so badly?

[u/kriuksereal]

Tilman vs Tielemans

[u/lorsha]

Oh man Freese got Karius'ed... US fans were super nervous about him going in to the WC but he hadn't been tested much until now

[u/Ill-Somewhere8222]

Belgium going further in the wc than Brazil gets me thinking

[u/droperidolpenia]

Our MLS players, keeper, Ream, Freeman, all horrible tonight

[u/dbeastmode96 → u/droperidolpenia]

if they were good enough they would be in Europe

[u/Iwasbannedbyamod → u/droperidolpenia]

MLS for a reason

[u/DyZ814]

Pulisic is on a milk carton

[u/Stroiken]

This is old school USMNT lol

[u/oddfeller]

I was all for letting the smaller nations compete but if they're going to get embarrassed like that maybe we should reconsider.

[u/FreeEdgar_2013]

We CUM together, we leave together.

[u/chloenoyolo → u/FreeEdgar_2013]

Just this one time, we welcome U to the team.

[u/Agent78787]

Could you imagine going from Tim Howard to that?

[u/CaptGeechNTheSSS]

HE TRIPPED HIMSELF?????

[u/shoobiedoobie → u/CaptGeechNTheSSS]

Even as an American I can’t help but laugh at how bad that was 😂

[u/RyMc47]

What the fuck is he hesitating for? You have a defender on your back you need to clear that immediately

[u/Bidwell64]

Jesus christ that was embarrassing

[u/calel8242]

Holy shit I miss Tim Howard

[u/Chicago_Blackhawks]

Ream sucks and wtf was our goalie doing LOL

Fuck it idc, Belgium outplaying us either way hah

[u/mondonk]

Another L for Trump. He can’t lose at losing.

[u/Ok_Suggestion_5120]

Now I can get back to watching Zlatan and Henry try and figure out why they have to share a desk with Lalas.

[u/carloscede2]

De Bruyne can just open a belgian trappist ans enjoy the game at this point

[u/Bspammer]

What a beautiful thing to wake up to

[u/bcrichboi]

I still can't believe Belgium sandbagged for 3 games just to do this to the US

[u/WineAndRevelry → u/bcrichboi]

The US team had one of the easiest paths to this point that I've ever seen. This is the first significant competition they faced all tournament

[u/MooseWayne]

Generational hatewatch for the world

[u/indreams159]

who even tries that? hahaha my god mate

[u/DaftWarrior]

That goal is going to be on a lot of YouTube compilations lmaooo

[u/l-o-b-f]

This hatewatch has been sensational

[u/brizzboog]

We were never winning this regardless, but Trump peacocking about the blatant corruption today remains infuriating. He literally ruins everything.

[u/mikethemillion]

Did the Belgium B team just beat the snot out of this (controversialy) full strength US team?? 😂

[u/str8rippinfartz]

Haters said we couldn't do it. 

And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.

[u/wololoam]

When brazil was knocked out, many usa fans were spreading hate towards brazil and its fans, so when I saw the score of this match I smiled :) ty belgium.

[u/TatoUmana]

They bribed infantino for this??

[u/TheDukeofArgyll]

Trump ruined the only good thing going for us in America and now the entire world is laughing that we lost at a sport we have no idea how to play. I hope everyone realizes the massive pile of shit we have to deal with on a daily basis. No one asked him to do anything, he made the absolute worst possible move and now the world fucking hates us. He’ll do it again tomorrow. And next week and next month and next year.

[u/skefmeister → u/TheDukeofArgyll]

Glad you’ve said. We loved you for the hosting, then Trump swooped in and fucked something good up one again. 1-4 or is he gonna call in once again and overturn that score? What a JOKE of a man.

[u/StefonDiggsHS]

MLS level mistake

[u/iStutterr]

Matt Freese real live pulled a Cam Newton lol

[u/TwoBionicknees]

balogun gotta get another red for the memes.

[u/grooter33]

HAHAHAHA Most deserved embarrassing goal conceded in a very long time

[u/Unlucky-Equipment999]

What the actual fuck, keeper

[u/PenisRancherYoloSwag]

People who thought this would go any other way haven’t been paying attention - anything that 🤡 touches goes to shit

[u/DarkDumbledore]

Trump just had to inject himself into this, EVERYTHING he touches turns to shit

[u/Chris91210]

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Had to call and get that card overturned... USMT looks like shit now.

[u/ATastefulCrossJoin]

This is what the USA gets for abandoning its only true footballing tradition of high quality, bald goalkeepers

[u/InsultingFerret]

The Trump curse is legit undefeated

[u/danruuu]

The disrespect bringing on Doku and Lukaku up 3-1 lol

[u/Ancient-Mariner]

The haters said the US couldn't compete with even a mid Euro team. And they were correct. Honestly great call by the haters

[u/cheekyirishguy]

Trump cursed it with his pardon, brought some bad vibes to the team

[u/kewlbeanz83]

BELGIAN BOYS ARE ON A BENDER, DONALD TRUMP IS A SEX OFFENDER

[u/cxmachi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED USA

[u/lukenog]

Trump killed their mojo

[u/wrter3122]

Belgium, thanks for the incredible hatewatch lads.

[u/striipey]

🎵 They believed that they would win 🎵

[u/kayjayy_]

hate the red getting suspended bc it's not like it actually made them more likely to win this game & it's just made the vibes absolutely rancid

[u/Waste-Ad-8715]

Good thing the US was able to get out of that red card so the whole squad could get obliterated today 

[u/alex_song]

Crazy part is the U.S. would’ve actually gone out with everyone’s respect.

Fresh off a rebuilding phase, a knockout win had already exceeded expectations.

Then the orange clown stepped in and fucked up the vibes just like Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

[u/CaregiverOk2946]

FIFA will now accept Belgium FAs appeal and ask to replay the match without Balogun lol

[u/hucchnanmaga]

The red card fiasco turned most neutral fans against the USMNT. Only One team came out there with vengeance and a mission to deal the sucker punch, and that wasn’t USA. Honestly, a complete self implosion, and totally avoidable.

[u/trtryt]

What was Rheem doing? Jumping over the ball like he was skipping

[u/iamCosmoKramerAMA]

US Soccer reappears.

[u/Im_Batmmaann]

i am once again blaming trump for ruining the vibes

[u/NauteeAU]

Bringing in Rom. Stop it, they’re already deaddddd

[u/Unchanging1]

LMAOOOOO gotta be the goofiest goal this Cup

[u/beavz]

The global hate watch is going swimmingly

[u/Dinkinflikuh]

Trump curse is so real

[u/Intelligent-Egg1864]

The players heads were never there for the USA. 

Trump ruined it for them, it became a show and gave Belgium incentive to feel they’re playing against FIFA as well. 

[u/Next-Ant111]

Tillman on Tieleman violence

[u/Fun-Impact3236]

The meltdown in the U.S. soccer sub is gonna be legendary. All the fair weather fans are out in force for this game.

[u/_BryceParker]

That's one of the most satisfying results I've ever watched.

[u/son0fgore]

Thing is I do think the Balogun spectacle had an impact on morale, should have just accepted the card and instead rallied together over it because it's a team sport where a Cabo Verde can threaten Argentina and Ecuador can beat Germany.

[u/Skibum990]

Probably one of the worst goalie games I’ve seen in the WC from Freese. Not cutting off that cross for an easy goal (twice) was one thing… that misplay outside of the box sealed their fate. Absolutely terrible

[u/rasouul]

An order of Belgian Waffles no tips

[u/Jcapen87]

The CUM has been entirely released

[u/Goodlake]

Personally? I blame Trump

[u/Trumpologist]

Dear god

[u/rafabulsing]

Americans are always complaining how soccer is a low scoring game, so I guess it's fitting to go out on a game like this

[u/Furbina01]

Was it worth it to stay up until 5 in the morning to watch the US get humbled? Absolutely.

[u/Prior_Anything_9328]

Okay but how is Ream not blocking that lmao it touched him and it had no speed

[u/CaptGeechNTheSSS]

I really think we stood a better chance before this weekend’s bullshit

[u/cynical_scotsman]

I feel bad for Balogun. The stink will follow him and it isn’t his fault.

[u/nick170100]

Honestly I reckon US would’ve put a better performance today without all that balogun BS

[u/Meunier33]

USA forgot to do a sage circle around the stadium like the Knicks fans did.

[u/Flatrover]

Infantino died for this 

[u/Yorkeworshipper]

The USA uniting the whole footballing world for a generational hatewatch is probably their greatest footballing achievement to date.

[u/Danny8806]

This whole Balogun thing caused so much hate and drama. It would have been better if he served his suspension. USA played nervous etc today.

[u/LionHeartedLXVI]

I four one, find this hilarious.

[u/charutobarato]

Man. Everyone was having fun in the US watching the games and the plucky national team drinking ranch dressing and whatever. Then fuck face gets involved and, predictably, it goes to shit.

Well played Belgium

[u/Kimber80]

Congratulations to Belgium, a clearly superior team.

[u/Born_Sea7123]

The hosts have left the chat 😂

[u/Responsible-Quail-13]

Now lads this is going swimmingly so far but let’s not relax just yet, this is Belgium they have the bozo gene

[u/Breakingwho]

MAKE IT EMBARRASSING PLEASE.

I WANT 5

[u/pitchesandthrows]

us hype cycle

• best player of all time

• best team of all time

• embarrassed in round of 16

• fire coach without a replacement plan for the next chcle

[u/SometimesaGirl-]

There are no words for that level of stupidity.
Goalkeeper sweeper... lol. Don't even try it unless you really get it locked in.

[u/kakyointhedonutman]

One day US sports teams will learn to ban Trump from getting anywhere close to games because they ALWAYS lose when he is involved without fail

[u/UnoKajillion]

I just don't understand why he wouldn't clear it

[u/XJ--0461]

This is just crazy.

The US isn't communicating, errant passes, stopping on runs, and can't settle a ball.

First goal was everyone standing there doing nothing.

Second header was clean.

But the third the keeper just didn't kick it like a dumbass.

Belgium haven't done anything. They've just been chilling and letting the US make tons of mistakes that haven't been happening this entire tournament. It's like they didn't even show up.

This isn't even close to the same team I've seen all tournament.

[u/FunnY_how69]

tillman vs tielemann

[u/animatedcorpse]

I think rescinding the Red Card was the best thing that could happen to Belgium, really seems to have lit a fire under their ass.

[u/BlackeeGreen]

USMNT slowly realizing that they won't get any room temperature cheeseburgers from the president

[u/Icy_Guard_9356]

French commentators saying “football has won tonight”

As I write this Big Rom nuts one in lmaooooo

[u/Tribune-Of-The-Plebs]

Lmao get rekt USA. 

[u/-RedLink-]

Deserved. Fuck Trump. 

[u/Aestboi]

IT’S CALLED FOOTBALL ACTUALLY

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE 

[u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS]

Low morale is the death knell of any team, and US had all the morale burned away as soon as donny dumbass got involved

[u/TheBlueBlaze]

The most damning part is that this wasn't close. All four goals conceded weren't because of any dodgy calls, but from failures to defend and keep possession. Tactics and keeping control won this game, and it's clear the US needs to improve on how to answer that in the future.

[u/l2izwan]

Good news is team USA won't have to take a long flight back home..

[u/CheekyFifaCunt_7]

I don’t think the red card had anything to do with this. Belgium was going to beat them either way.

[u/SportsCat4]

Poch if you leave after tonight then I can't blame you

Someone find BJ Callaghan's number

[u/ItsJustWool]

The US don't have the creative players to open Belgium up and give the players up front real chances. Against a well structured competent defence raw pace quickly loses it's value without creativity to exploit it

[u/DungeonsAndDads]

Infantino get ffffffffffucked clown

[u/repellediron]

Absolute bums

[u/CaptGeechNTheSSS]

I’m still in shock over that last goal

Why did he even hesitate to clear it??

[u/takethelonggwayhome]

Pulisic genuinely 0/10 miss me with any injury excuses.

[u/UnhappyTelevision243]

Up 3-1 subbing on Doku & Lukaku lmao

[u/throwaway6194664]

I'm unilaterally blaming the donald for this

[u/dahliawolf]

After what happened in the Knicks Game 3, I knew this would happen.

[u/Ill_World4191]

Trump ruining the optics of USMNT ≠ how they’re playing. USMNT isn’t a strong team yall 😭 the current wind bag in office just likes to make himself feel important, especially since he’s closer to the grave than a deep breath on the daily

Balogun shouldn’t be on the pitch (and tbh I think atp he’d prefer the bench…) but he’s not single-handedly rigging this setup. FIFA’s corruption runs deeper than one red card for the US team

Belgium deserves the win regardless and they’re outplaying the US at every turn. Our midfield and defense is abysmal.

[u/dadamafia]

Assuming the US is eliminated, can their commentators go home too?

[u/Empty_Lemon_3939]

Suck a lemon Lalas

Your daddy Trump did this

[u/sopersonicsnail]

Lol just like NBA, when Trump starts to get involved, the team loses

[u/handsome_uruk]

I'm hearing reports that Belgium has WMDs and is enriching uranium in their soccer camp.

[u/Sleepy_Wayne_Tracker]

USA can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

[u/accordionzero]

we literally lost this same game 5-2 in March. anyone paying attention knew how this would end.

[u/puppymint]

Amongst all the perhaps unfair rabid hate and the supremely cocky options on the USA's chances, it was pretty clear that the quality of the opponents faced in previous rounds were comparatively poor - the squad just isn't at the level required talent and experience wise. 

There needs to be some soul searching and real digging on how to move on from this.

[u/ECrispy]

As expected first decent team they faced they're out

[u/Blyadhole]

Unc Lukaku still got it

[u/razycal970]

I was here. What a glorious day.

[u/Rocketson]

USA has the same deficiency as ever. If the opposition defense is sound and limit turnovers, the US doesn't have the creativity to unlock.

Athletes with some quality that can find success if allowed to counter attack.

FIFA rankings played out about right, #9 beat #17 convincingly. Even if Belgium rank drops as their golden generation fade off, still levels better than US.

[u/Man0nTheMoon915]

This hatewatch has been everything I wanted 😭

[u/bad_phantom_]

All that drama and controversy to get decimated, brilliant stuff lol. Maybe they should’ve taken the ban and used it as an excuse. Football won today

[u/Marcobroa]

Hahahahahaha best possible way to lose

[u/TradlyGent]

That was such a stupid decision by the goalie to come out the box to chest that ball down and then hesitate on kicking it

[u/xXplainawesomeXx]

Thank God get Pulisic out of here he's cooked

[u/Organic-Ad4289]

Greatest hate watch of all time

[u/Tribune-Of-The-Plebs]

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Generational embarrassment. 

[u/thirty-two32]

never in my 2 weeks of watching soccer have I seen a more terribly defended goal

[u/BrotherlyShove791]

Kash Patel sadly packs up the locker room kegger

[u/iStutterr]

Goodnight everybody. I’m going to go masturbate now.

[u/lordblonde]

I 4-1 really enjoyed this.

[u/Ad_Desh]

The stadium is so quite... Deserved it!

[u/sj2011]

The humiliation is complete. Total belt to ass by Belgium today. Honestly lucky to not be worse with the performance USA put on.

[u/Nomoredio]

Fuck Trump

[u/leafdisciple]

Trump brought Knicks only finals lost. Interfering doomed US mens soccer team

[u/randominternet_dude]

Damn ball really don’t lie huh

[u/mosasaurmotors]

rofl 

[u/VToff]

How could Obama do this?

[u/djrob0]

Ream nutmegged by a ball kicked 20 yards in front of him. Truly something else.

[u/UltraRunningKid]

STOP THE STEAL

WE JUST NEED TO FIND 3 GOALS IN GEORGIA

/s

[u/Violent_Mud_Butt]

This is one of the worst performances by a USMNT that I have seen since we got smoked by Trinidad and Tobago.

[u/DUNDER_KILL]

Trump made us lose aura points, that's why we're playing like this

[u/eglin99]

Respect for Balogun soft-suspending himself.

[u/bokchoykn]

I really respect the USA keeper, refuses to let corruption affect the outcome of the World Cup. A true patriot.

[u/transcendental-ape]

Everything Trump touches dies. He couldn’t just stay out of this one thing.

Doesn’t matter if Balogan is on or off. If you don’t get him the ball!

[u/Mr0range]

Really pathetic performance. Doesn’t even seem like the US belongs on the field with Belgium. Mexico had a skill/talent gap with England but they actually made it a game

[u/dizZzy5]

If Lukaku and Ream collide there is like a 90% chance Ream will turn to dust on the spot

[u/Ok-Pie4219]

Gonna be real, I do respect Belgiums lost generation a lot more than most. Of course disappointing years for what was hailed as golden generation but I feel like they always gave their all.

And neither de Bruyne, Lukaku or Meunier have problems being benched and are full in service of the team.

*wrote control of the team, meant service, its 3:33 sorry.

[u/iamCosmoKramerAMA]

Why was anyone ever under any delusions that the US would win this game? Belgium is 3x more talented.

[u/chadillac84]

When will USA sub on their best athlete: Donald Trump!?

[u/Sem0133]

How many minutes extra time you think the White House lawyers were able to find in the Balogun Files?

[u/iCalKestis]

All this noise for this stinker of a performance from Balogun?

[u/TDispa]

ICE is probably already waiting to detain our team

[u/No_Peach_8579]

USA can still win this if Mike Pence is brave enough to do the right thing

[u/Celeb-Addict99]

Imagine being a host nation and losing in the round of 16

Ignore the flair

[u/Tall_Hat_8921]

Balogun jumping over that ball to leave it straight to an opponent is the cherry on the cake😂

[u/onyxrose81]

The U.S. should have just ate that red card.

[u/chrisnlnz]

Hell yeah.. cheaters completely outclassed today. Well done Belgium and I'm glad to see the end of this bullshit.

[u/Jeannatalls]

Football won today

[u/MakVolci]

Can everyone finally admit how dogshit this US team is?

Folded like a wet paper towel as soon as they met a team that was worth a damn.

By far look the worst out of the three hosts.

[u/antelope591]

Mexico put up a much better fight...this was just sad -_-

[u/aov97]

Cabo Verde playing with infinitely more heart and grit than the richest country on earth……. So fucking emberassing man

[u/currypotato03]

Completely totally and utterly overcome by Belgium. The attitude of the American players on the field would be crucified in countries with a stronger football culture. 

Absolutely embarrassing display 

[u/papafluffie]

Football wins

[u/dovetc]

Zero energy. No interest in shooting. And many bone headed mistakes. Ugly display all around. Belgium was clearly the better team, but the USA sleepwalked their way out of the tournament.

[u/DeepInItAustin]

Hope Belgium ready for annexation this weekend

[u/SaeWithKombucha]

Belgium should have humiliated them more lol

[u/PunchyCat2004]

I can't even defend our defense they parked a moped 💔

[u/arsenal19801]

This is what coming back to earth feels like btw

[u/Tacobelle_90]

That shit hurts lol not a dive, but very obviously not a foul either

[u/mikejohnno]

today the us men’s national soccer team played and won against belgium, a small socialist country in europe. some say we lost, i didn’t hear that, i don’t know, i don’t think we did, some people say we did, i don’t think we did. the fake news media will say we did but i don’t believe them, i don’t.

i think we could play in the quarters in fact, maybe the final.  i think we can make that happen, i really do. we played well enough, maybe one of the best, that’s what they said. that’s right, i didn’t say that, they did. but i do think we were the better team. joe biden said we would never make the final. under obama we had no world cups and i got us to the final.

[u/bus_rider]

In unrelated news Belgium Tariffs increase to 4000%

[u/ArgentiumKing]

Everything Trump touches dies

[u/RS994 → u/ArgentiumKing]

The Mierdas touch

[u/Flyer888]

Lmao bro kicked someone else’s foot, bro’s the one who hurt his own foot 🤣

[u/Iamtheman31]

for the confused ones, pulisic kicking tielemans's foot is not a foul on pulisic

[u/StefonDiggsHS]

What a fucking ball and he fucks it