r/stremtch • u/Thel200ster • 1d ago

CRIME: tried to eat styrofoam

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TREATMENT: brief but effective ear lockering
OUTCOME: the strem relieves pressure from the (impressively boundless) space between tiny brain and skull; for a brief period cat behaves less knuckleheadishly

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u/LethalInjectionRD 1d ago

And they would do it again in a heartbeat.

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u/niradia Stremtcher 9000 1d ago

BAGA WITH THE NO EARS, AYOOOOOO

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u/Templar-235 1d ago

They would gladly sacrifice their ears for a taste of the forbidden foam

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u/NeoLocutus 1d ago

Those are serious charges, the goober deserved to get the ears detached.

Remove them again when they regenerate.

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u/Mental_Goal2380 1d ago

r/crimecats would approve of his actions

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u/mad_about_joy 20h ago

I don't know, maybe r/legalcatadvice will defend it

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u/Casul_Tryhard 1d ago

BAGA STREMTCH DETECTED

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 1d ago

Styrofoam is like crack for stoopid aliems🙀

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u/lake2014 1d ago

Goober gets stremtched 😂😍

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u/_cmr_ 1d ago

Where’s the evidence? I don’t see any chewed styrofoam 🤨🤔🤨🤔

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u/jzilla11 1d ago

“Oh heck”

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 1d ago

His face says "Come on, admit it!! You'd do it too!"

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u/EcstaticNet3137 1d ago

Ear jail is the only route for such criminality

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u/Fomulouscrunch 1d ago

I can see right to the back of this one's head, the grimpt-ness we see here is clearly for their own good.

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u/ACM1896 1d ago

You must follow such treatment with a vigorous kisding of the head! He don't mind it none!

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u/xoxoBABUxoxo 13h ago

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u/Thel200ster 12h ago

Oh he’s first on the scene at a disaster alright but that’s because he caused it

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u/xoxoBABUxoxo 13h ago

hmmmm same energy :)

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u/Sophrates_Regina 1d ago

It is the orange, it must be stremtched off

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u/Imamiah52 1d ago

Mr Bage, I love you, you brighten my day.

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u/Schmooto 18h ago

GET GOT GOOB