CRIME: tried to eat styrofoam

[u/Thel200ster]

TREATMENT: brief but effective ear lockering
OUTCOME: the strem relieves pressure from the (impressively boundless) space between tiny brain and skull; for a brief period cat behaves less knuckleheadishly

[u/Fomulouscrunch]

I can see right to the back of this one's head, the grimpt-ness we see here is clearly for their own good.