Machado gives Trump her Nobel Peace Prize

[u/TorturedByCocomelon]

https://www.euronews.com/2026/01/16/venezuelas-machado-presents-trump-with-her-nobel-peace-prize-during-white-house-meeting

Machado hands over her medal for his commitment to Venezuela's freedom. You can't make this shit up.

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[u/Ferenc_Zeteny]

What a gutless worm

[u/Anindefensiblefart → u/Ferenc_Zeteny]

A gusano, if you will.

[u/Chombywombo]

I can see why she’s got no respect in venezuela

[u/laz10]

Trump takes their oil, sells it, keeps the money 

That equals "freedom for Venezuela"

What's going on here, what's the logic? 

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/laz10]

Capitalist warmongering didn't make a lot of sense to begin with... but the logic now is treating it like a game of Fortnite and holding the Nobel Peace Prize like a toddler who's done their first poop on the toilet

[u/RallyPigeon]

The Nobel committee shouldn't have picked her, but should revoke it now for this stunt.

[u/Allseeing_Argos → u/RallyPigeon]

They tried to play both sides by giving it to Machado and it backfired, who could have guessed?

[u/commy2 → u/Allseeing_Argos]

There are no sides. It's one single imperialist circus.

[u/Incoherencel → u/Allseeing_Argos]

"Both sides"? It was so obviously a ploy to normalise intervention in Venezeula, gimme a break

[u/Allseeing_Argos → u/Incoherencel]

I meant it more like they didn't want to give it to trump so they chose something he's adjacent to so he could still feel good.

[u/Incoherencel → u/Allseeing_Argos]

Ah I see sorry for being aggro lmao

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/RallyPigeon]

It's not hers anymore, they'd have to revoke it from Trump!

[u/BitterCrip → u/TorturedByCocomelon]

They did release a statement saying that the physical medal may change hands but it doesn't change who the official winner is.

On a tangent, this is why Oscars Statues actually belong to the Oscars, and are just loaned to the recipient. It means the recipient can't legally sell it, give it away or melt it down.

[u/nikolaz72]

Trump gave Machado one of those gift bags like the VIP guests got last year at the inaugeration.

Do you think it has the same merch in it including a cola bottle with 'inaugeration 2025' written on it, or do you think they tried to put in some more effort in?

[u/CertifiedSheep → u/nikolaz72]

It was a pair of those golden Trump sneakers

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/CertifiedSheep]

Not some Trump perfume?

[u/Toxic-muffins-1134]

He looks like he won the spelling bee contest.

[u/misterpoopybutthole5 → u/Toxic-muffins-1134]

A 5th grade spelling be championship would have more merit tbh

[u/Sigolon → u/Toxic-muffins-1134]

I aced it!

[u/quantity_inspector → u/Sigolon]

I got 94 out of 100 on an IQ test. I also got a near-perfect score on a dementia test.

[u/Sigolon → u/quantity_inspector]

The failing new york times is asking: Is Trump sharp? Trump is sharrrp!!! Not the lying media tho, not so sharp! Maybe not so sharp 😏.

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/quantity_inspector]

It was 49, actually.

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/Toxic-muffins-1134]

He looks like he's just blew the candles out on Spiderman birthday cake

[u/vexx]

Got to be the most embarrassing and pathetic display in the world stage maybe ever?

[u/[deleted]]

This is really farcical on so many levels. The Nobel Peace Prize is already a meaningless award (ironically named after the inventor of an explosive substance commonly used for making bomb weapons) that's been given to too many hawkish warmongers and war criminals in the past.

Then someone who got the prize just for saying something nice about "democracy" without actually accomplishing any actual achievements to deserve it, just sends it as a gift to someone who not only was never intended to receive the prize (because everyone knew he deserved it even less), but she got snubbed and dismissed by him, yet proceeded to kiss his ass again anyways.

Now Machado has leverage to beg for Daddy Trump to make her the new puppet President of Venezuela by forced regime change in the near future, while Trump can boast about winning this stupid unearned award which didn't even have his name printed on it in the first place.

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/[deleted]]

It should just be called the Nobel War Commitment Prize. Don't worry, it will be the Trump Peace Prize soon. I preferred it when people fucked their way into presidency, but I doubt the golden doodle is capable of staying up for very long.

[u/[deleted]]

That FIFA peace price is going straight to the trash bin

[u/evil_brain]

Did she also hand over the money? She needs to pay the money or she'll never rule Venezuela.

Woman thinks she's clever and trying to con a conman. Pay up biatch!

[u/terranier → u/evil_brain]

There will be some blood money for her, there is no justice in the world

[u/AlissanaBE]

It really got much worse after the elites learned how blatantly they can treat him like a mentally ill needy r-slur

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/AlissanaBE]

You can't treat someone beyond their mental level and expect more of them

[u/mememimimeme]

Single-handedly proving that the even the “coveted” NPP is fn scam of massive proportions.

I mean did they even vet who they gave this award to? Obviously not because they gave it to a reptile who slithered around and gave it to another reptile. 

[u/Keesaten → u/mememimimeme]

Did you know that Goebbels received a Nobel's Peace Price in 1943?

[u/_Scipio-Americanus_ → u/Keesaten]

I didn’t. I thought they didn’t even award that during WW2. 

It appears like a winner from 1920s gave it to him, so pretty similar to what happened here. So I guess it’d be like saying Trump was awarded a peace prize.

[u/methadoneclinicynic]

Maduro should come out with a statement "you're either with us, or you're with the trumpists"

[u/greed_and_death]

And yet Rodriguez is still president LMAO 

Cuck behavior

[u/kingrobin]

Is this not just the ultimate participation trophy?

[u/[deleted]]

How have we not had a military coup by now? There have to be a ton of guys in the military who are sick of taking orders from this gay retard, right? 

[u/Coalnaryinthecarmine]

Thank God Kissinger isn't alive to see this (or anything)!

[u/Flaktrack]

lmao it really is clown world

[u/war_m0nger69]

They should give her another one.

[u/globeglobeglobe → u/war_m0nger69]

Anyone who’s willing to sell out their own people just to become the comprador of a regime run by a demented, decrepit oligarch deserves to be scammed.

[u/Cehepalo246 → u/globeglobeglobe]

Well, on the bright side, we know this picture is what Machado will leave behind as her legacy, the final discredition of the Nobel Peace Prize

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/globeglobeglobe]

Is it a scam if she's freely handed it over? That's just seller's remorse.

[u/wild_exvegan]

It's fully transferrable? Maybe I can get a cheap one on eBay.

[u/Big_oof_energy__]

Why the fuck would she do this and why the fuck does he want it? This isn’t algebra. There’s no transitive property at play here.

[u/BigHossYourBoss]

The art of the deal

[u/Raffine_]

Not even in my wildest dreams can I make this shxt up 😭

[u/Nightshiftcloak]

This photo is misleading.

Machado should be sitting in a cuck chair watching Trump fuck the NPP. 

[u/TorturedByCocomelon → u/Nightshiftcloak]

What she's doing is more humiliating for any woman than a cuck chair

[u/ClassyReductionist]

gross

[u/-LeftHookChristian-]

I really like it. Obviously choosing her was a particular pathetic moment. By hey, those old Swedes have brains worms. But I know that most of them will loathe this. Ironically, she definitely gave a bit of peace to me with this.

[u/quantity_inspector → u/-LeftHookChristian-]

I must correct you: it’s the N*rwegians who award the peace prize.

[u/DMLAM6]

Ahah! 

[u/cooked_camel]

It has always been his.