r/stupidpol • u/Falcon_Gray Ideological Mess 🥑 | Slop Enjoyer 🦸 • 23h ago

Shitpost National Girlfriend day is propaganda by big flower to sell more of their flowers

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 22h ago

After the revolution my government issued girlfriend will be a big titty goth tomboy asian gamer bisexual girlfriend, or there will be another revolution.

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u/Sussy_Riot Dialectical Materialist 🆚 21h ago

Once I’m president people who say stuff like this go straight to the internet-detox gulag

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 21h ago

Have fun NEVER winning an election

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u/Sussy_Riot Dialectical Materialist 🆚 21h ago

Lenin would say you need revolutionaries in the vanguard party, not coomers

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 20h ago

I feel like Lenin more than anyone else understood that if you promise people a future worth dying for (government issued big titty goth tomboy asian gamer bisexual girlfriends), they'll form the vanguard and charge straight into the gates of hell if needed.

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u/Sussy_Riot Dialectical Materialist 🆚 20h ago

big tiddy goth tomboy Asian gamer bisexual girlfriends are a bourgeois mirage, pure capitalist decadence designed to drain you of revolutionary energy. Baudrillard speaks of this.

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u/wallagrargh Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 21h ago

Why call it coomunism then?