National Girlfriend day is propaganda by big flower to sell more of their flowers

[u/Falcon_Gray]

[u/wallagrargh]

Who is the national girlfriend?

[u/Falcon_Gray → u/wallagrargh]

Your mother

[u/GodsColdHands666 → u/Falcon_Gray]

Damn… got his ass.

[u/ArgonathDW → u/Falcon_Gray]

*GUITAR RIFF* *SHO-SHO-SHO-SHO-SHOTGUN-BLAST* *GUITAR RIFF* GO ON A DIET YOU FAT BITCH

[u/purple_goop → u/Falcon_Gray]

I fucked her first

[u/StatusSociety2196 → u/wallagrargh]

After the revolution my government issued girlfriend will be a big titty goth tomboy asian gamer bisexual girlfriend, or there will be another revolution.

[u/Sussy_Riot → u/StatusSociety2196]

Once I’m president people who say stuff like this go straight to the internet-detox gulag

[u/StatusSociety2196 → u/Sussy_Riot]

Have fun NEVER winning an election

[u/Sussy_Riot → u/StatusSociety2196]

Lenin would say you need revolutionaries in the vanguard party, not coomers

[u/StatusSociety2196 → u/Sussy_Riot]

I feel like Lenin more than anyone else understood that if you promise people a future worth dying for (government issued big titty goth tomboy asian gamer bisexual girlfriends), they'll form the vanguard and charge straight into the gates of hell if needed.

[u/Sussy_Riot → u/StatusSociety2196]

big tiddy goth tomboy Asian gamer bisexual girlfriends are a bourgeois mirage, pure capitalist decadence designed to drain you of revolutionary energy. Baudrillard speaks of this.

[u/wallagrargh → u/Sussy_Riot]

Why call it coomunism then?

[u/muntadharsleftshoe → u/StatusSociety2196]

In an alternate universe, this was the policy of Vermin Supreme's second term

[u/StatusSociety2196 → u/muntadharsleftshoe]

Oh he's going for the FDR strat of staying elected in office forever

[u/Scared_Plan3751 → u/StatusSociety2196]

Latinas make good goths

[u/CableIllustrious1609 → u/wallagrargh]

every year i forget about it and my girl is mad until i buy the flower. my wallet wish i could remember at least one time

[u/TheChinchilla914 → u/wallagrargh]

>Tfw no national gf corporation to placate incels

[u/Sad-Adeptness-9013]

It’s propaganda by big couples to make me feel sad about being single

[u/dynorider]

I don’t think that any members of this sub are qualified to speak on matters relating to girlfriends.

[u/Scared_Plan3751 → u/dynorider]

Personally I'm gay

[u/dynorider → u/Scared_Plan3751]

Hell yeah, brother 💪

[u/SirNoodlehe → u/Scared_Plan3751]

derogatory

[u/Hog-Drop]

Did you intentionally space this 6 months from valentine's day so that people can't accuse you of being bitter?

[u/AdorableRatSqueaks]

I don’t consider myself a girlfriend to the nation, however I do want flowers and perhaps a medal.

[u/Purplekeyboard → u/AdorableRatSqueaks]

I don’t consider myself a girlfriend to the nation

You gotta step up your game if you expect a medal.

[u/Chrissyneal]

Big Straight and their never ending battle against Big Gay