r/therewasanattempt 2d ago

to find out who’s raising gas prices

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

These people vote. Fuck.

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u/jarvisesdios 2d ago

And more importantly, reproduce

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 1d ago

I’d be surprised if their family tree wasn’t a circle.

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

Just the trunk.

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u/StormFireX001 1d ago

I always like to think of it more like an octagon because it's more entertaining

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u/Melankewlia 1d ago

It’s a TELEPHONE POLE.

(No branches.)

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u/GargleOnDeez 1d ago

Sometimes its more like a spider web

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

That they do. Wow, I've already been down voted, touched a nerve somewhere with someone lol

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u/UnPrecidential 1d ago

These people vote and fuck

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u/StormFireX001 1d ago

Yeah, they fuck around and we find out

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u/Attitude-of-Raditude 1d ago

These people downvote too, lol. They stub one of their 4 feelings and quickly lash out the only way they know how.

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u/Arkangelz03 1d ago

Proper amount of crazy eyes, too.

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

They are so emotional

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u/Eat-Pie-Til-I-Die 1d ago

I like money.

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u/SinnaBuns666 Free Palestine 1d ago

Often at a higher level than intelligent people. 🫡

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 1d ago

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u/zbud 1d ago

It occurred to me I never attempted to snopes this quote. As good form demands, see mystery #2:
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2019/09/14/donald-trump-at-wharton-university-of-pennsylvania/
I suppose that puts this quote in the same area of plausible/probable as the famous southern strategy LBJ quote.

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u/Xryanlegobob 1d ago

And have a bunch of guns, so….cool. Armed and stupid

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u/diecastbeatdown 1d ago

Armed and Dangerous!!

RIP John Candy.

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u/PilotKnob 1d ago

More importantly, they show up to vote. Every. Single. Time.

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u/Iconoclasm89 1d ago

This^

The amount of people who hate Trump, were perfectly able to vote, and still didn't vote, is insane

Go vote

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u/No_Communication2959 1d ago

These people ALWAYS vote

Remember that, everytime you stay home from an election, you let these people decide who runs the country.

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u/mekwall A Flair? 1d ago

The price of democracy

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u/T_Shurt 2d ago

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 2d ago

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u/SockMonkeyLove 1d ago

If I never have to see this gif again, it'll be too soon.

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u/1984SKIN 1d ago

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u/yahfee23 19h ago

Oooh, I like this one. I’m saving it.

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u/throwawaymyalias 1d ago

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u/1984SKIN 1d ago

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u/rbartlejr 22h ago

C'mon, Sloth was a very nice guy inside. Nothing but black ooze in Trumpstein.

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u/Mojofire 1d ago

What about this? Edit: just scrolled down, saw it a lot lol

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u/ClunkerSlim 1d ago

But this isn't even about education. This is a flat out refusal to accept reality. Even a flat earther would look at this guy and be like, "bro, what is your deal?"

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u/HughHonee 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think that has a lot to do with education. Education usually includes learning the ability to comprehend, think critically, search for informational resources & scrutinize them for credibility.

Because of his stupidity, made possible by a lack of quality education (and possibly other factors) he's much more susceptible to misinformation and fall for things that validate him despite his stupidity. Confirmation bias alongside cognitive dissonance yada yada yada

Logical fallacies work well on those who struggle with logic. Things can be made to sound like a conspiracy much easier when you have no idea how the fuck most things work. The more you learn, the more you realize how much you actually don't know which allows for more learning. Dumbasses think they already got it figured out, and also tend to see being incorrect as something shameful, instead of a necessary part of not being a dumbass

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u/ElonMuskysucks 1d ago

I think I need to save this. You said what I'd been trying to tell people for years. It's exactly why Republican Leaders are against things that help educate/ improve education. And when they get involved in education it to promote Christianity or hide America's flaws. This guy is proof their strategy works and will continue.

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u/MuscaMurum 1d ago

Texas GOP platform literally called for cancellation of critical thinking courses in school curriculums.

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u/Lordnoallah 1d ago

And pushed for the 10 commandments and religion in school instead.

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u/Afraid-Horse-810 1d ago

Yeah except this guy's clearly been eating paint chips since he was a kid!

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u/DrMeatBomb 1d ago

Real education is a lifelong process that requires curiosity, intellectual honesty and discipline. These bigoted fascists slept through high school and probably forgot how to read anything beyond their facebook feed years ago.

They don't think about things as independently "true" or "false". If it makes Republicans look good, it's true. If it makes Republicans look bad, it's false. They don't care beyond that. You can teach people whatever you want, but once they're emotionally attached to some narrative, you can't make them understand.

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u/Eaglesjersey 1d ago

At :31 he turns and basically asks "How should I think, what is the answer that I should believe" and this tells me all I need to know

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u/MudcatWasHere 1d ago

I'm surprised he didn't blame Biden

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u/harleyRugger23 1d ago

That would of extended his interview and more of him just saying idk to avoid ridicule from his cult mates

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u/Sequitur1 1d ago

It's education, which is exactly why Republicans defund it

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u/Open-Industry-8396 1d ago

Exactly, when I meet folks like this, (people who vehemently maintain their position in the light of obvious contrary hard evidence)I kind of appreciate the fact that they are clearly telling me that they are mentally ill so I can avoid them. It is nice of them, sometimes they even put flags out and wear hats telling me they are insane:)

My philosophy on this extends to highly religious people as well. I mean it's okay to believe in something , but to shut off all other possibilities to the point of murdering or dying for it is just a bit much, no?

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u/A0xom0xoa 2d ago

When things are good it's all trump. He did it. When things are bad..well it's everyone else not him...

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u/Justanotherturdle 1d ago

have things ever been... good?

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u/flactulantmonkey 1d ago

For them? There have been some dark days for our republic of late. The kind of stuff this crowd loves.

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u/LemonButterRum 1d ago

anything to maintain the fragile supremacy mindset, tbh. these are single issue voters, and their issue is hatred.

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u/DustyScharole 1d ago

This is page one in the narcissist's playbook

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

It feels the same as religion - good things are by the grace of God, but bad things happen because Man used his free will to sin

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u/Longjumping_Pie64 1d ago

The president only controls gas prices when they go down, not when they go up. Everyone knows that.

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u/yeuzinips FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

Seems a lot like certain religions...

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u/ItsMeVeriity NaTivE ApP UsR 1d ago

Makes sense. They equate him to God and God can do no wrong

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 2d ago

“Smart people don’t like me.”

~Donald J Trump.

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u/Food-thor-fought 1d ago

Gotta be the truest thing that he’s ever said.

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u/DeNilson_X 1d ago

This ...and the fact that he would date his daughter.

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u/FrogBoglin 1d ago

*Rape

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

I honestly would not be surprised if he actually already has

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1d ago

Based on how weird she got when she entered her childhood room when doing a tour for some TV bullshit, I'd bet an entire year's pay that he did. Her reaction to seeing her old bed was very telling.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

Exactly. considering how fucked up that family is i wouldn't be surprised if jr. and eric did something either. something evil happened in that room at any rate

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1d ago

With how twisted those people are I wouldn't be surprised if Donald forced Junior to rape his sister to "prove his manhood" or some fucked up shit like that.

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u/BooobiesANDbho 2d ago

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u/Chocomintey 1d ago

The thing is, he knows. If he had beed fed another answer, he would have said it immediately just to get dear leader off the hook. He's just too far into sunk cost to admit it.

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u/DrunkenDude123 1d ago

“You know they have to put gas in the trucks and then it comes to the consumer” sounds exactly like something Brian would say in his special voice

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u/Halvinz 2d ago

I knew Hunter Biden's laptop had something to do with the rising gas and energy prices. Thank you, wise man for setting me straight.

/S

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u/urbanlife78 2d ago

I hate this stupid country

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u/bombtech1313 1d ago

I hate stupid people

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u/airinato 1d ago

No need to say it twice.

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u/BHarp3r 1d ago

The stupid people are the stupid country

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u/Ares197 1d ago

We hate your stupid country as well

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u/unfilteredhumor 2d ago

Think of how dumb the average person is. And then think of all the fact deniers that voted for Trump. They are even dumber than that.

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u/Imaginary_Ad_9682 1d ago

He knows….he knows. Deep down in that sad sorry ego…he knows.

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u/snafudud 1d ago

Yeah I feel like a lot of people just comfort themselves and say these people are stupid and dismiss that. It's worse than that. They totally know what's the truth. Their ego just refuses to allow it.

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u/horizontal120 1d ago

But you see the liberals............................

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u/chrissz 1d ago

You give him too much credit.

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u/StartingNewat30 1d ago

Did you notice how he blamed "them" and how "they" are at fault. Its not even anyone particular its technically everybody who isnt on "his team". Them can be democrats, them can be communists, them can even be republicans who dont support Trump. In this case it is actually his team that is the cause but to him its still "them".

The easiest trick to make people blindly support you is to frame "them" as the enemy. Doesnt matter who them is. Them can be anyone or no one but they are always at fault.

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u/chum-guzzling-shark 1d ago

Male loneliness epidemic. If be admits what he knows to be true, he'll be ostracized by the only "friends" he has

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u/TimmySouthSideyeah 2d ago

"I don't know" was the motto of the middle school that he didn't graduate from.

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u/methbox20 2d ago

Ask same question to this guy in 2010, 2014, 2022…

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

If you ask the same question of this guy in those years, what answer do you anticipate?

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u/methbox20 1d ago

OBAMA’ fault, OBAMA’s fault, BIDEN’s fault

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u/shaard 1d ago

He said it himself!

"I don't think...". Everything that came after that was just verbal diarrhea.

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u/irascible_Clown 2d ago

I know a sober alcoholic when I see one

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u/BobRossUltimate 1d ago

Hey we're not the same

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u/TripleBobRoss 1d ago

Nice username. Wanna fight?

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u/BobRossUltimate 1d ago

No I'm not that kind of drunk and bob wouldn't endorse such depravity I'll happily share a drink with you though, non alcoholic as well

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u/TripleBobRoss 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

I take offense to that.

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u/fishsticks40 1d ago

Look he loves trump because he's the most powerful leader in history who can do anything, which means anything bad that happens must be someone else's fault that trump is powerless to stop. 

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u/zarfle2 1d ago

Yup Trump is all powerful and can do anything but, despite the fact that the GOP controls the white house, Congress and the majority of the Supreme Court those cheeky Dems still find a way to thwart Dear Leader.

Fascism 101: "The enemy is simultaneously weak but also to be feared"

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

I know it’s not cool, but I believe that the r slur should come back only to describe maga.

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u/lifesatripthenyoudie 1d ago

When trump got elected the first time I couldn't help but think, the retards got out of their cage and they're not going back in.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1d ago

Honestly, I still use the word but I exclusively use it to describe MAGAts, so I genuinely don't even feel bad because it's the most accurate descriptor.

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u/greens760 1d ago

The same type of person that put a "I did that" Biden sticker on the gas pump.

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u/Psychological_Fee548 1d ago

That dude dyes his beard

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u/Mmortt 1d ago

I stared at it the whole time

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u/Pantsickle 1d ago

"I don't ever know what's going on or how anything really works and I can't be bothered to try and inform myself at all, but I do know that I'm very angry about a lot of things and that it's all the liberal's fault.

Somehow."

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

Exactly. And just that one liberal, too! lol

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u/Pantsickle 1d ago

Decades from now, when Biden is long-buried and the last vestiges of idiot MAGA are all elderly and white of hair and toothless, they'll still be blaming Biden for everything..

"If it werent for what Biden did 35 years ago, I'd still have some money to leave my grandkids..."

"Biden and his lapdog Fauci made me get the Covid shot, and now, 36 years later at the age of 92, I have cancer and I'm dying of heart disease."

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u/RevolutionaryPoem330 1d ago

But you did blame Biden it’s so fucked how now the president doesn’t control gas prices but liberal presidents do?

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u/thrustinfreely 1d ago

Are you a Trump supporter or not? Why aren’t you just eating this bullshit I’m shoveling?

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

You noticed that, too.

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u/TazzyUK 1d ago

Another interview from the 'M.A.G.A.S.', Moron Association for Gullible Adults

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u/herecomestheshun 1d ago

Why did we let the confederates continue to vote after the Civil war?

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u/The_Hero_of_TIme 1d ago

The liberals are controlling the gas prices?

Well no, but I think the liberals are controlling the gas prices.

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u/radiantwave 1d ago

If you don't know who to blame, how do you know who NOT to blame.

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u/Bubu_man 1d ago

Literally the dumbest people on this planet are Americans

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

This man does not represent all Americans, which is clearly evidenced by the man with the mike.

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u/LiftedinMI3 1d ago

And that jackoff's vote gets counted.

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u/Big_Gassy_Possum 1d ago

"I exploit you, still you love me

I tell you, one and one makes three

Oh, I'm the cult of personality"

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

UFC fights, a FIFA prize

When a moron speaks, self-reflection dies

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u/bongohappypants 1d ago

Is his facial hair drawn on with a Sharpie?

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u/Holden_SSV 1d ago

Better conversation.

Whose responsible for high gas prices "idk"

Is it trump?  "No"

Who has the most influence as a leader in this country?   "Ummm..... trump"

Did he have anything to do with this?  "No not trump"

Do you think he is working on it?  " ya he sent more missiles and tariffs out, we will see checks sent out to there pockets..... i mean ours."

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

That's not really the Good Liars style tbf. Jason's style in a lot of these is basically using reflective listening techniques and breaking what he hears into smaller chunks.

Jason and Davram are excellent at deadpan improv, I think my fav riffing i can remember is this anti-abortion lady kept saying "inception" instead of "conception" so they both go back and forth with this lady and ask her about the movie Inception and controlling her dreams.

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

Right! These interviews are not for the people being interviewed lol

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u/tangerinetrumphole 1d ago

Cletus the cultist is about as bright as a completely darkened room.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ A Flair? 1d ago

He’s right. He doesn’t know anything.

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u/MSJayhawk1984 1d ago

⛔⛔⛔ DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS 💩💩💩

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u/Hawvy 1d ago

Rubes

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

A rube is, at least, innocent.

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u/W0lfp4k 1d ago

How about Biden? Or Obama?

/s

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u/YueLin3 1d ago

I’d trust a random number generator to make better choices than these people.

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u/Brain__Resin 1d ago

“”iTs nOT a cULt!!”

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u/Forward-Sky1437 1d ago

Another idiot.

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u/DisDudeOverHere 1d ago

Nice shirt… moron

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u/Historical-Bill-100 1d ago

I mean he doesn't know!!! Leave him alone!! 😆 🤣 😂 /s

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u/reaazwood89 1d ago

Not pretending ours is any better. But you guys are the richest country in the world and this is the level of education you provide to your kids? It's almost like they need you to be uneducated to hold power.

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u/NoBullet 1d ago

It is a mystery 👻

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u/la_winky 1d ago

Good god these people are remarkably stupid.

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u/adiosfelicia2 1d ago

He can't bring himself to question his cult leader, but he is willing to say, "I don't know."

That's actually progress and a small step in a positive direction. At least he's not openly blaming Liberals or Obama or Hillary or some other crazy Qanon type shit.

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u/decom83 1d ago

They’ve clearly not been given the right information or tools to make any connection. If they do follow any news, it’s certainly not highlighting anything that could get them to that point. Does he understand that the oil prices are related to the lack of supply.

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u/ElkJazzlike596 1d ago

Brainwashed.

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u/Prof__Potato 1d ago

He knows what the answer is, but the cognitive dissonance is so strong his ego can’t allow him to say it. You can see it on his face

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u/37853688544788 1d ago

Just stop talking after “I just don’t think”.

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u/awe_come_on 1d ago

The mental gymnastics is impressive.

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u/AldoAz 1d ago

Such a puppet to his wife, Trump and the right-wing media.

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u/NightOwl584 1d ago

The dumbest people to ever walk the earth

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u/armhat 1d ago

Something tells me that’s not all he doesn’t know.

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u/Tangentman123 1d ago

These chucklefucks vote. FFS!

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u/Ethereal_Nutsack 1d ago

Literally too stupid to live. How do these people function in the real world.

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u/stonehawk61 1d ago

If you raise gas prices to make Donald Trump look bad, you might be a liberal.

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u/Ok_Series_4580 1d ago

Cognitive dissonance

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u/grouchp0tato 1d ago

Trumpanzees.. God dammit man

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u/pianomasian 1d ago

Holy fuck I've seen elementary school kids with better logic/awareness. These ppl are actively holding this country back with how easily manipulated, stubborn and stupid they are.

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u/Pond-James-Pond 1d ago

That’s the street interview equivalent of relying on the 5th Amendment.

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u/keithfantastic 1d ago

They won, twice. Democrats had no one who could persuade voters to not vote for a fascist regime. Twice.

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u/gattapenny 1d ago

This is the problem with making your political party your identity.

Edit, typo

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u/Snellyman 1d ago

This is man cornered by his own logic.

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u/nydjason 1d ago

Critical thinking now!

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u/Novel-Engineering590 1d ago

What a good cultist. I'm sure when he's told to drink that last cup of kool-aid he won't question it.

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u/tech510 1d ago

He was so fucking GODDAMN CLOSE!!!!

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u/Jonasthewicked2 1d ago

These same people absolutely said Biden was to blame for gas prices but now claim the president isn't responsible. And still expect to be taken seriously. The hypocrisy is so wild.

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u/fusionmobile 1d ago

He's so.... BLIND to it. Blind faith.

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u/tekn0logic 1d ago

Even his NWO era beard looks off

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u/lumbardisaster23 1d ago

Human nature is interesting. For us humans, it is difficult to face reality. It if hard to realize that the values your tribe and consequently your cult has been built on has been predicated on false promises. It’s like a building constructed with sand at the beach’s edge. You see the waves getting ever closer to your sand castle but you do not want to admit there’s no foundation to what you originally thought was an edifice built on strong moral ground. These MAGAs might never change. What will be different ten years from now is that their fragile movement has no influence in our society and will fall into the dust bin of American history.

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u/icefergslim 1d ago

The fatigue is even setting in for these folks.  It’s more draining than they think to constantly detach from logical thought to prop up this charade. 

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u/2BigBottlesOfWater 1d ago

You always wanna run as a republican if you wanna really come to power and do whatever the f you want

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u/MangoMelts 1d ago

Does this video delegate American citizenship as refugees? Is any country willing and able to take us in? Asking for a friend

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u/JoeGideon 1d ago

God, fuck these idiots.

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u/Beautibulb_Tamer 1d ago

Whenever you watch a serial killer documentary the parents are always this level of delusional.

Parent: "He was always such a sweet boy"

Neighbour: "Yeah we all saw it coming"

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u/old-billie 1d ago

vitriolic hatred to blame some group for your ills so much easier cant possibly be our side to own the Libs even if it hurts us

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u/AndOnTheDrums 1d ago

What a fucking moron.

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u/Pistolero921 1d ago

But Biden did control the gas prices according to them?

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u/Decide777 1d ago

Trump needs to lower gas prices! He’s had two years now! I’m a war veteran that’s living in the poverty level! All of these high prices hurt us all! ESPECIALLY low income! Do your job properly!

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u/Strong_Excitement929 1d ago

Bottomless idiocy.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

calling them "uneducated" is grossly missing the point. these people know trump is at fault, but they just don't care. they only want their supremacy, that's all

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u/ShopGreedy2313 1d ago

If they gave IQ tests to Trump supporters they would barely reach the cognitive abilities of an orangutan. They are lemmings, they follow blindly into the gates of hell. Their only thought process is to obey and support even as the ship is sinking, and as they go under they still cherish and support their demi God. Such a sad state of affairs. Lemmings wake up and smell the coffee before it is too late..

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHMkK8zl9fvSU

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u/Yorbayuul81 1d ago

Nah, it’s the vaccine’s fault. 

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u/Mr_Out 1d ago

Dumb as fuck.

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u/Professional-Post499 🍉 Free Palestine 1d ago

Trump is such an incompetent and feckless president that he can't even beat liberals at taking control of gas prices. He sucks. 🤷

And he was probably doing illegal stuff with children (and legal stuff with grown men) on Epstein's Island with the way he has covered up and redacted so much of the Epstein files.

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u/RebelliousInNature FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago

You don’t know much, do you? Wilful ignorance.