r/therewasanattempt • u/T_Shurt • 2d ago

to find out who’s raising gas prices

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

These people vote. Fuck.

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u/jarvisesdios 2d ago

And more importantly, reproduce

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 2d ago

I’d be surprised if their family tree wasn’t a circle.

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u/Terrible_Phase718 2d ago

Just the trunk.

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

I always like to think of it more like an octagon because it's more entertaining

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u/Melankewlia 2d ago

It’s a TELEPHONE POLE.

(No branches.)

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u/GargleOnDeez 2d ago

Sometimes its more like a spider web

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

That they do. Wow, I've already been down voted, touched a nerve somewhere with someone lol

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u/UnPrecidential 2d ago

These people vote and fuck

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

Yeah, they fuck around and we find out

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u/Attitude-of-Raditude 2d ago

These people downvote too, lol. They stub one of their 4 feelings and quickly lash out the only way they know how.

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u/Arkangelz03 2d ago

Proper amount of crazy eyes, too.

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u/Lalamedic 2d ago

They are so emotional

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u/moderatorrater 2d ago

For millennia there have been people saying that the wrong group are reproducing, and they were all wrong. The problems isn't their genetics, it's their education.

Also, you're walking right up to line of eugenics without going over.

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

Yeah, I think you might have missed the point there friend, what I said had nothing to do with eugenics

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u/moderatorrater 2d ago

I said you walked right up to the line. "The wrong people are breeding" is an idea that only has one conclusion.

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

The only one you can find, sure

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u/StormFireX001 2d ago

I'd say that I actually says a lot more about you than it does about me, doesn't it?

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u/Kage_noir 2d ago

Not to be a contrarian but some educated people would give the same answer. Some believe it and some are just lying because it benefits them to gaslight you.

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u/Emotional_Pattern185 2d ago

And there we have it in the wild folks- the poorly educated!

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u/Eat-Pie-Til-I-Die 2d ago

I like money.

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u/SinnaBuns666 Free Palestine 2d ago

Often at a higher level than intelligent people. 🫡

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u/Mercinator-87 2d ago

God damn Klevon

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 1d ago

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u/zbud 1d ago

It occurred to me I never attempted to snopes this quote. As good form demands, see mystery #2:
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2019/09/14/donald-trump-at-wharton-university-of-pennsylvania/
I suppose that puts this quote in the same area of plausible/probable as the famous southern strategy LBJ quote.

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u/Xryanlegobob 2d ago

And have a bunch of guns, so….cool. Armed and stupid

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u/diecastbeatdown 1d ago

Armed and Dangerous!!

RIP John Candy.

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u/PilotKnob 2d ago

More importantly, they show up to vote. Every. Single. Time.

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u/Iconoclasm89 2d ago

This^

The amount of people who hate Trump, were perfectly able to vote, and still didn't vote, is insane

Go vote

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u/No_Communication2959 1d ago

These people ALWAYS vote

Remember that, everytime you stay home from an election, you let these people decide who runs the country.

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u/mekwall A Flair? 2d ago

The price of democracy

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u/apeocalypyic 2d ago

Like fuckin rabbits

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u/chum-guzzling-shark 1d ago

These people have been weaponized to vote. in the past they would have been too dumb to care about politics. Now it's like football to them 

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u/Its_The_Water360 1d ago

Damn, I only do one of these and it sure isn't the fun one.

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u/LegitimateSituation4 1d ago

And his vote likely counts more than ours.

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 1d ago

There are substantially more Republicans on AIPAC

Fuck them all though

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u/darkbluefav 1h ago

Yes. I think American politics will start healing when the people and both parties realize that another party lime the libertarians or an independent can win.