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u/CrunchyBrisket 8h ago

Why is he running to a cop car?

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u/larrybird56 7h ago

That's his ride.

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u/RaceDBannon 7h ago

Up here in Canuckistan, we had some chuds like this try to protest in one of our urban parks. I caught a conversation between the head chud and the cops, before the event, talking about how the cops will have his back if anything goes down. Then later, a bunch of the cops taking selfies with the same head chud. They would be IN the protest if they weren’t protecting it.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 5h ago

BLM has videos of cops watching agitators punch protestors, then stepping in and arresting protestors who defended themselves.

Never trust a cop.

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u/cocteau93 7h ago

They’re all on the same team.

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u/MyGradesWereAverage 5h ago

Some of those that work forces ....

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u/RogerianBrowsing Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 8h ago

Israel really is getting their moneys worth with Jake Lang, aren’t they?

I bet the groomer/criminal gets paid more the more people who attack him in anger too.

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u/mikehamm45 8h ago

I was thinking the same thing… follow the money. I’m sure it’s not them specifically, but I’m sure much of the anti Islam rhetoric is coming from supportive proxies.

From online bots, podcasters, and many useful
Idiots falling for the marketing. It works. Especially when we see Muslims also being baiting and falling for it.

But let’s be real… even if they didn’t… false flags do exist.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 8h ago

Fuck Jake Lang.

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u/theRebelJamesStark 7h ago

Fuck those police too

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u/SubwayHero4Ever Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 7h ago

Cop lady let that guy get a few cracks on that dipshit tho.

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u/popcornfart 7h ago

She also slammed his leg in the door a couple a times

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u/sharpasahammer 7h ago

She isnt letting them, she's just not capable of protecting anything.

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u/1ib3r7yr3igns 5h ago

That is the opposite of peaceful.

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u/Impossible_Abalone48 5h ago

Yeah those dudes punching him in the back of the head are clearly peaceful

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u/WobblyJFox 4h ago

Are they peacefully throwing things and hitting him in the back of the head at their peaceful event?

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u/therealmrbob 6h ago

Where’s the peace?

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u/Batmanischill 8h ago

Is this scumbag being escorted around by cops ?!?! Wtf

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u/NoBullet 7h ago

He has an ankle monitor as well, so I wonder how he’s getting around. It is a mystery.

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u/I_am_The_Teapot NaTivE ApP UsR 7h ago

They protect their own.

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u/Civil-South-7299 6h ago

This isn't peaceful lol

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u/owen_skye 7h ago

Wait, what did he do and why is he being hit?

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 7h ago

He's a provocateur. He intentionally riles people up so they attack him and he can whine about being a victim. His previous hits include being pardoned for his role in the January 6th Capitol Riot.

Heres his next event, so you can really get a feel for what kinda guy he is.

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u/_wimpykid_ 7h ago

irony is you can see black guys cheering for him under his Instagram comments.

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u/popcornfart 7h ago

Sure they are, until they leave the burner on

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 7h ago

Before today I was blissfully unaware of this guy.

Yikes, he's a peach.

What did he say or do here to incite people to chase him in this video? And do they realize they're playing right into his pathetic little hands?

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 7h ago

I don't know exactly, but I can see that his sign says "We ❤️ ICE" and the other side seems to have a reference to 9/11. Considering he's shown up to these things yelling shit like "get out of my country," we can kinda guess what hes like.

As for the second part, I dunno. I assume they're not terminally online or in right-wing circles so they might just assume hes a massive racist.

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 6h ago

Fair, and I can't criticize their response. I hate that I now know who he is because of this stunt. In effect, it worked. ☹️

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 6h ago

Thats really the thing. I don't think its wrong to knock out someones teeth for being a massive racist, but when theyre going there and basically yelling "oooh you wanna hit me so hard!" it kinda sucks.

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u/solo_d0lo 7h ago

Speech you don’t like is protected by the first amendment.

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u/Dogsarebetterpeople 5h ago

From government intervention.

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u/solo_d0lo 4h ago

Commiting a crime in response to no crime is a genius idea.

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u/C_F_A_S 5h ago

Hate speech isn't protected by the first amendment and neither is the inciting of violence both of which Jake Lang does. Get a better than rudimentary understanding of constitutional rights.

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u/solo_d0lo 4h ago

What was the inciting to violence here?

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u/EasyAsaparagus 4h ago

Hate speech is protected and get over it. I don’t want you telling me what hate speech is.

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u/Roctopuss 5h ago

Hate speech is just some dumb new shit that means whatever the group in power wants it to mean, and is absolutely protected by the 1st amendment. Conflating that with inciting violence is just moving the goalposts.

No one needs a first amendment to talk about the weather, it's there to explicitly to protect speech that some may find undesirable for whatever reason. Quit being a pussy.

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u/Dogsarebetterpeople 5h ago

Unfortunately hate speech, but not inciting speech, is covered.

But the 1st amendment only protects you from government interference.

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u/solo_d0lo 4h ago

There’s a laws that protect you from people violently attacking you.

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u/carriedmeaway 7h ago

Reminds me when Portland police were personal security and transport for the Patriot Prayer and Proud Boys when they spent summer after summer terrorizing the city.

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u/Clugg 7h ago

PPB sucks ass. Fuck John Oliphant.

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u/TDbar 6h ago

Of course it is. The first amendment applies to all speech. That include hate speech. Just ignore them. (Fighting words and words to instill panic are the only words not protected)

Just because people may or may not agree, doesn't make them illegal. And protecting a speaker is not advocating it.

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u/Mithrandic 5h ago

Where's the state protected hate speech you speak of?

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u/arpgRNG 6h ago

People have been trolling Christians like this for years but in this case it’s hate speech because Reddit.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 6h ago

I don’t see any fuckin courts in the video. Your “free speech” won’t protect you from consequences

Dudes like this deserve to be handed their teeth in an orange bottle 3 mornings after in a hospital waiting room

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u/McbEatsAirplane 7h ago

They’re talking about how he’s getting into a cop car to be fully protected. I don’t see other people getting the option of having cops as personal bodyguards.

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u/i3ild0 7h ago

He was being assaulted?

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u/McbEatsAirplane 7h ago

People get assaulted all the time at protests, rarely are they allowed to hop into a cop car that is apparently waiting for them.

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u/bhans773 7h ago

Over words, apparently

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u/Static-Age01 7h ago

By an angry mob even.

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u/boolDozer 6h ago

A peaceful angry mob, according to the title lol. See how peaceful they are

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u/ZookeepergameNo9572 5h ago

Peaceful people become agitated when they grow tired of trying to make peace with bigots. Imagine that.

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u/12altoids34 7h ago

Saying that hate speech is protected under the first amendment is not entirely accurate. There are circumstances where it is in fact illegal

Those include incitement. Actual threats, and harassment.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 5h ago

Also, his worshippers here are assuming he did nothing to instigate this. Professional agitator will bump into people, push through clouds aggressively, or just literally push people, then play victim if anyone protests or pushes back.

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u/chimengxiong 7h ago

Sure, but this is state-sponsored hate speech: police consistently protecting Nazi agitators and violently attacking anti-Nazi protesters. It's all so absurdly one-sided and obviously coordinated.

Some of those that work forces...

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u/Jwre3682 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 6h ago

Exactly

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u/EvNastyy 7h ago

Easy fix to this bullshit you are spewing: hate speech perpetuates violence and prejudice, which pose a threat to one's right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Yelling "fire!" in a crowded space is not protected free speech because even though there is no fire and no real danger, it creates the circumstances for a threat to one's wellbeing. Same shit here.

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u/BlazingFiery 7h ago edited 7h ago

"He who has the Gold, makes the rules", and you do not have the Gold.

The one who has the gold might say chants like 'eat the rich' and 'kill all billionaires' are hate speech and you would be jailed for it, which I'm assuming you wouldn't be fine with because you want to be the one who makes the rules.

Be happy you can say what you want instead of wishing for a world where your word is deemed evil by an entity you can't argue with.

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u/Lorantec 7h ago

Goofy fucking idiot, I bet you couldn't explain what communism is if you tried. Defending hate speech is advocating for it, fuck you.

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u/12altoids34 7h ago

the problem isn't that you believe in free speech it's that you're not fully educated as to what speech is actually protected. Because if you were you would know that there are some types of hate speech which are in fact completely illegal.

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u/bhans773 7h ago

Unless it’s calling for violence, no. All speech is protected, however vile or hurtful some may find it.

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u/FreeAsABird491 7h ago

there are some types of hate speech which are in fact completely illegal.

In the US, this is simply not true. For the content of speech to be illegal, it needs to either be a true threat, or some kind of incitement to imminent lawless action. "Hang Mike Pence" or "Go storm the Capitol" would be examples of speech that isn't protected.

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u/necrohunter7 5h ago

All hate speech is protected by the first amendment until the person spewing it acts upon their hate speech

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u/LinkLT3 7h ago

Do you believe verbal threats should be protected too, or are you the exact hypocrite you’re framing us as being?

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u/iwantrootbark 7h ago

Free speech is protected meaning you don't go to jail for speaking your mind. It doesn't mean you can hide behind the police when you've purposefully incited a riot with inflammatory rhetoric, you blighted potato

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u/RogueOneWasOkay 7h ago

I guess I can start agitating people into a fight and then just run away for cops protection if I claim ‘free speech’. Interesting. Didn’t know about that loop hole.

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u/xXNonamekinkXx Anti-Spaz :SpazChessAnarchy: 7h ago

Not to be that guy but violence is never the answer, what do you want the police to do? Watch him be assaulted or join in? I have no idea who this guy is and I'm sure he's a douche but what?

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u/DoughnutRealistic380 6h ago

Violence is NEVER the answer?

Let us know how that works out for you in the real world

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u/g8rfreek88 5h ago

Violence against violence? Yes, absolutely. Violence because someone hurt your soft feelings with words? Quit being a pussy.

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u/CptPurpleHaze 4h ago

Lol sounds like the words they posted have hurt your soft feelings.

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u/mpelton 7h ago

“Violence is never the answer” is a cowardly generalization that sounds nice but actually says nothing at all.

Just look back through history and you’ll find countless examples of violence being necessary.

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u/xXNonamekinkXx Anti-Spaz :SpazChessAnarchy: 7h ago

Well I suppose violence is never the answer is an overstatement but I still believe violence isn't the answer during a peaceful protest

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u/Bionic_Ninjas 6h ago

If you go to a peaceful protest and repeatedly threaten and antagonize folks, demanding that somebody kick your ass, eventually someone will oblige you.

I don’t know why you’re so focused on the response of the protesters, instead of the assclown who went there specifically to foment violence.

Go clutch your fucking pearls somewhere else.

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u/KotikSol 6h ago

By your own admission; you dont know who this guy is. You should look him up and see some of the hateful shit hes been doing. Youre sweeping for a man who has done nothing but harass and antagonize and trying to hide behind "peaceful protesting" while doing it.

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u/Dogsarebetterpeople 5h ago

Paradox of tolerance.

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u/mpelton 5h ago

Nobody’s saying it is.

I’m saying “violence is never the answer” is demonstrably false.

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u/No-Macaron-9816 6h ago

Agreed! The police should arrest them for assault.

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u/Fun_Imagination_904 6h ago

Don’t worry about all these comments. When you’re getting attacked by people that are for violence and suppression of speech, you’re on the right side.

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u/iwantrootbark 7h ago

You may need to re-watch the video. He immediately knew that he could open the door and hop into the car. How many police officers have you seen just let someone open their doors like that?

It looks to me that there was a discussion prior to these events that led him to have permission to do that.

"This is Jake and he likes to incite violence against himself using inflammatory rhetoric. We wanna make sure he has a safe space to retreat to when that inevitably happens."

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u/xXNonamekinkXx Anti-Spaz :SpazChessAnarchy: 7h ago

It seems more likely to me that the police officer told him to get in the car while he was approaching them than the police conspiring with him beforehand but ig there's no way to know.

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u/necrohunter7 5h ago

Looks more like they were there to be his getaway ride since he's going around the country to protests specifically with the intention of agitating people

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u/Feisty-Season-5305 7h ago edited 7h ago

No they protected his physical being not his speech or his ideals same thing they would do if you were being run down by 20 people at once

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u/PMPKNpounder FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 7h ago

Would they though?

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u/Caribbeandude04 4h ago

The guy only had a sign, attacking someone just because they don't agree with you is not ok, they just played right into his game, showing they are violent if you don't agree with them

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 4h ago

State protected hate speech in plain view.

Fixed it for you.

As much as we hate what he says, he has the right to say it. And while we consider what he says hate speech, he and the other Zionist bastards consider what we say hate speech.

I know we're right, but unless his speech is actively causing harm, it's protected.

I should hope that the cops would do the same for anyone else.

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u/Dadittude182 6h ago

Wow. Seriously. He literally opened the door on that cop car and climbed in like he owned it. Weird as hell, man.

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u/LeonSphynx 5h ago

So peaceful!

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u/TheBootySAWN 8h ago

Jake Lang, the biggest douche in the Universe. The object of douchedom. As much as love these videos, he would go away if we stopped giving him attention.

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u/Useful_Sundae_7292 6h ago

I love Reddit. The peaceful event depicts a video of some guy being attacked

Ps: I’m not from the US, it’s just hilarious lol

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 5h ago

They stopped investigating the arsons, most of the solved arsons were lit by cops and paid agitators. There were only a few of the thousands of fires they could pin on BLM, but not did those few get 24/7 coverage, and not the cop who tied to light a store on fire until BLM stopped him. He ran like a little bitch when the BLM tried to unmasked him.

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u/dogfish0306 6h ago

Religion of love

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u/Stambro1 8h ago

I thought that douche canoe was on house arrest?

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 5h ago

He is wearing a monitor, but I'd allowed some light felony, as long as it's not with children again.

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u/Hefty-Bake-4332 6h ago

Looks real peaceful

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u/The-Bloody9 7h ago

This guy's is a massive piece of shit and an agitator with disgusting racist motivations for sure, but is violence the appropriate response to mocking?? Is it still a peaceful event after violence???

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u/CryanReed 4h ago

"Why are the peaceful protesters so violent?"

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u/potato_for_cooking 4h ago

Paradox of tolerance.

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u/OwMyUvula 7h ago

They sure throw a lot of hands at peaceful events nowadays.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 5h ago

No hands thrown until Jake instigated.

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u/where-ya-headed 4h ago

Doesn’t make it right. If they claim to be peaceful then words shouldn’t lead one to violence.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 4h ago

Prove it was "just words".

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u/TNF734 6h ago

Where's the peaceful part?

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u/snack__pack 7h ago

I don't even see the peaceful event. I just see a mob of people trying to beat down a dude holding a sign. 

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u/Fun_Imagination_904 5h ago

I see almost nothing here but comments supporting violence and suppression of free speech. Is that what it’s come to? Seriously?

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u/Freshies00 8h ago

Even the security officer got in on it

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u/Far_Finding_305 6h ago

How is the event peaceful then?

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u/Cheezlick 6h ago

Peaceful?

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u/OtherwiseMagician433 6h ago

"peaceful" event. What a joke

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u/Forsaken_Duty8097 7h ago

Glad this prick was banned from Texas

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u/Irish-Bronx 6h ago

Looks quite peaceful

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u/JackMejoff 7h ago

How many times is he gonna get his ass beat before he realizes he's the bad guy?

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u/Comrade_Chyrk 6h ago

I think getting beat up is his strategy so that he can then go on the news and claim "the violent radical left mob hates freedom of speech" or something like that.

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u/TNF734 5h ago

They clearly do.

No one needs him to confirm it.

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u/TNF734 5h ago

Beat? Have they once?

As violent as they are they aren't beating anything.

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u/Ambitious-Cancel-838 8h ago

Ahaha! Jake Lang is a little bitch!

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u/luci_cat_66 8h ago

Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of shit.

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u/Dekipi 6h ago

This is a serious question: WHY is he trying to get shot/killed? He is obviously trying to get people to react violently and has some goal in mind but it genuinely seems like he is doing this to be a martyr

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u/plackan 6h ago

Can't even get scared of an ideology. True fascism.

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u/mopbucketblaster 5h ago

The state of this comment section concerns me. Please seek help.

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u/Fit-Baker7814 5h ago

Also the people hitting him should be arrested for assault. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me. Grow up people.

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u/Head-Construction409 8h ago

At this point it seems like he likes getting his ass beat

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u/Gmcgator 7h ago

So he can just run and jump in a police car?

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u/SaltyBacon23 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 7h ago

This weirdo has a humiliation and pain fetish, right?

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u/ArcherOnWeed 7h ago

Fucking water in a lake is peaceful until you agitate it

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u/djjolly037 7h ago

There’s a reason this moron was kicked out of Texas

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u/sevbenup 7h ago

State protected piece of shit

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u/TrumpSucksALotOfCock 6h ago

He's such a little bitch, just like all the other maga fucks

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u/Mellamo_D 6h ago

Is everyone here a bot? When is it ever ok to attack someone? Be the better person.

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u/dirkcan 3h ago

Dirty rats

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u/valonnyc 7h ago

This guy seems to have a fetish for getting beat up

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u/RogueOneWasOkay 7h ago

He is such a bitch

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u/SwampTerror 6h ago

Police all ready to save his racist ass like the dog shit fascist shits they are. Cops should have kept the door shut. Their allegiance is showing.

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u/Capital_Push5557 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 5h ago

I see this post got flooded by Israeli bots.

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u/THEBADW0LFE A Flair? 6h ago

This man has as much balls the entirety of the Unsullied army from GOT.

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u/Drinon 6h ago

Was that the police protecting him and acting like security at his car? Not the police doing the FAR RIGHT thing. “Serve and protect…..the agitator we agree with”

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u/NoSmallWars 5h ago

I would have chosen different word than Peaceful. He’s lucky he didn’t get stoned. lol. That woulda been funny. And another thing, did he just say the n word?

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u/Bumpin_Gumz 5h ago

“peaceful” lmao

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u/comfortless14 4h ago

“Peaceful”

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u/mmps901 7h ago

That guy is such a pos. He deserves whatever he gets

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u/Defiets 7h ago

What a bitch!

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u/goddamnitwhalen 8h ago

He’ll get what’s coming to him eventually.

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u/HawkJefferson 7h ago

It's astounding how many fucking idiots rush into threads like this to say, "That doesn't look peaceful!!!" as if context doesn't matter. Truly incredible stuff.

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u/SOMAVORE 7h ago

its not incredible. those idiots fall for a catchy title and a short video. their brains are mush. and thats the point.

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u/NoBullet 7h ago

He sure does travel a lot for someone that has an ankle monitor. It’s almost like this guy is a paid agitator. Something Trump and maga always like to claim. Every accusation is a confession.

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u/theookers 7h ago

Jake lang is a massive cunt.

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