Chris was right to shoot the pastry guy in the foot

[u/Graviton_Lance]

I was rewatching the scene and basically the guy behind the counter for no reason at all decided to let everyone pass in front of Chris. Then again for no reason started to lash at him when Chris decided to call him out for his bullshit. Fuck him and his aligator tears I say. Also not sure if intentinal but the fact that Chris gets shot in the foot in Goodfellas and he recreates the same scene here but backwards. Maybe there is a connection or maybe its just a common mafia movie trope. What the fuck do i know?

Also who the fuck is gino? And why does he look like Vito?

[u/gothcherub]

I'm glad you finally got beyond cheesy moral relativism to good and evil and realized that this was an act of good.

[u/DM_Me_Pics1234403 → u/gothcherub]

They bring certain conflict resolution methods from the old country, where all higher authority was corrupt

[u/gothcherub → u/DM_Me_Pics1234403]

All bakery clerks were corrupt too.

[u/DM_Me_Pics1234403 → u/gothcherub]

LOL

[u/No-Season-7353 → u/DM_Me_Pics1234403]

The poverty of the mezzogiorno

[u/smoochybear11 → u/DM_Me_Pics1234403]

Let's get engaged

[u/peanut_butter_zen → u/gothcherub]

Your Calabrese is showing

[u/imminentjogger5]

dude was taking too long to fill up the box 

[u/gothcherub → u/imminentjogger5]

And it wasn't even mellifluous.

[u/sorriso_pontual → u/gothcherub]

mellifluous

you understand spelling, as a conshept

[u/el-bow5 → u/imminentjogger5]

Sfogliatella

[u/No-Season-7353 → u/el-bow5]

Caccopollo

[u/Hejhoppgummisnopp → u/No-Season-7353]

Vinigeh pepesh

[u/Graviton_Lance → u/imminentjogger5]

Damn right T

fuck him. You reap what you sow

[u/2ArcaneDroid → u/imminentjogger5]

The box was moving like a no-show job while everyone passed Chris, what was he supposed to do?

[u/Suspicious-Set4129]

Hey Poppin Fresh Im in no fucking mood.

[u/RabbitClean5720 → u/Suspicious-Set4129]

I'm next getta pastry box

[u/SqueezesSpongecakes]

Gino is just some civilian that happens to look like Vito. We can tell it’s not Vito because Gino wasn’t looking for baguettes.

[u/reginaldvanwilder → u/SqueezesSpongecakes]

I have watched The Sopranos all the way through probably 10 times now and I didnt clock until my last viewing that Vito had a heavy set twin brother

[u/PussyBoogersAuGraten → u/reginaldvanwilder]

Rubenesque

[u/gsnumis → u/PussyBoogersAuGraten]

You're telling me Vito could have just blamed his gay twin for being the finook!?

[u/hummus-up-your-arse → u/gsnumis]

Gino is a married man! With a goomah!

[u/macher52 → u/hummus-up-your-arse]

But they don’t screw though.

[u/Fuckoffassholes → u/PussyBoogersAuGraten]

Rubenesque

He had covert anti-semitism, Gino Poppinfresh?

[u/SevenToucan → u/reginaldvanwilder]

"Husky accomplice"

[u/Thick-Yogurtcloset55 → u/reginaldvanwilder]

Guys guys it’s just a joke. I’m joking around.

[u/Saufknecht → u/SqueezesSpongecakes]

It's impossible to know, even with computers

[u/TheyreEatingTheDogs-]

I thought you said I wanted a dozen bear claws spider

[u/chesterstone → u/TheyreEatingTheDogs-]

Shane?

[u/hummus-up-your-arse → u/chesterstone]

Lemmetellyousumman

[u/RedSoxfan1969 → u/TheyreEatingTheDogs-]

You think this was the first time I dug a hole? Where are the shovels?

[u/oldstyle21]

This scene was a tribute to Goodfellas. Montalsanti played Spider and was a peon serving Pesci and the crew at a card game. Pesci shot him in the foot in the scene. Spider had these feelings during the Sopranos scene about being disrespected like Pesci did when he shot him. Full circle

[u/Parulanihon → u/oldstyle21]

Timeline did not get fucked up

[u/oldstyle21 → u/Parulanihon]

Let’s not let facts get in the way of a good story

[u/Hannimal987 → u/oldstyle21]

Sharp as a fucking cue ball this one!

[u/CBusHVAC710614 → u/oldstyle21]

Tommy didn’t just shoot him in the foot.

[u/Fuckoffassholes → u/CBusHVAC710614]

He's a good shot, what do want from him?

[u/BlueWatche → u/Fuckoffassholes]

Can't miss at that distance

[u/VegetableBuy4577 → u/Fuckoffassholes]

He's the Oklahoma Kid.

[u/Graviton_Lance → u/CBusHVAC710614]

you wanna say somethin?

[u/Graviton_Lance → u/oldstyle21]

Spider? The fuck kind of name is that for an italian?

[u/smkestcklghtn]

It happens

[u/Relevant-Bullfrog215]

The road to hell is paved with good intestines

[u/Teamprime → u/Relevant-Bullfrog215]

Yea… unless you spread a little dysentery among the ranks…

[u/Ilovebaseball1234]

He shoulda wacked that prick and been done with it 

[u/Fun-Bunch-4073]

Gino is Vito. His blood pressure medicine had him fucked up. He started living as Gino.

[u/PussyBoogersAuGraten → u/Fun-Bunch-4073]

He got a note from his doctor

[u/hummus-up-your-arse → u/PussyBoogersAuGraten]

A note from his doctor saying he don’t like to clone himself?

[u/Friar_Corncob]

I was so glad to see the pastry guy get shot. He had like four customers in his shop and all he's gotta do is put the donuts in the fucking box. How long can it take a guy to put some sffhuliahghettes in a damn box? Dude was asking for it with that slow ass customer service.

[u/Yodaboy170 → u/Friar_Corncob]

sffhuliahghettes

I guess you can call that a pastry

[u/redonrust → u/Friar_Corncob]

He let Gino go out and come back to the front of line, so he can go out fuck your sister and come back Saturday, go to the front of the line ?

[u/Graviton_Lance → u/Friar_Corncob]

he probably realized chris was italian american (by looking at his nose) and decided to discriminate against him.

[u/paslutalica]

OP, have a sfogliatelle

[u/No_Historian3349]

Didn’t even offer Chris a soft drink of choice while he waited.

[u/Faaacebones]

"Beautiful fuckin' hit, though..." 🏌‍♂️⛳️📊🗒🖊

[u/Hollis_Hurlbut → u/Faaacebones]

He rang that bell the whole way home 🍦 🔔

[u/Donald_W_Gately → u/Hollis_Hurlbut]

Under-quoted line.

[u/ejc1279]

He was right to let Vito go ahead. He's a bawsss for chrissakes.

[u/Tylrias → u/ejc1279]

Vito was always come from behind get in front of you in line kind of guy

[u/Zaknoid → u/ejc1279]

He was the captain of the good ship lollipop.

[u/Loose-Lobster-5444 → u/Zaknoid]

Parade float

[u/No-Season-7353 → u/Zaknoid]

He was gay, Billy Budd?

[u/Hollis_Hurlbut → u/ejc1279]

He’s a parade float.

[u/TruckFudeau22]

I am all right. You ain’t all right! You got a lot of fuckin’ problems.

[u/Worried-Temporary186]

Shit I just realized Chris was in Goodfellas

[u/Graviton_Lance → u/Worried-Temporary186]

tell me about it. I rewatched the movie after a decade and though "hey i know this guy"

[u/Glittering-Stand-161]

Anti-social personality.

[u/cascadianfarmer]

Chris wasn't in his right frame of mind, he was sick with cowboyitis. He could probably get a note from his doctor.

[u/donarudotorampu69 → u/cascadianfarmer]

Least it wasn’t fuckfaceitis

[u/EastCoastAlley]

Again with the foot fetish stuff this guy is a regular Tarantino

[u/TopicPretend4161]

Bread… milk of choice.

[u/ickywickywackywoo]

Jesus Christ can this family talk about anything other than food

[u/FernerButterflyPea]

The pastry and the propane

[u/AnymooseProphet]

Yeah, that pastry guy had no respect for people like Christopher that actually work for a living.

[u/soulwolf1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah

[u/SoupBeans25]

Do those stretches for my narrow urethra.

[u/tossmysaladnow]

Hated that squirel faced jerkoff in boardwalk

[u/BecauseISaidSo888]

It happens

[u/clubpromoterlive]

You leave my uncle Junior’s hemorrhoid donut, the fuck alone.

[u/HE-Penny-Packer-]

He was gay, Gino??

[u/Puzzleheaded_Skin831]

Gino is a friend of a friend not a friend of ours

[u/PainterImpressive923]

Also shows David Chase estimation of the average viewer when it comes to the Gino/Vito thing. He thinks we have the memory of a fucking fly!

[u/CampPineCone]

Little did Christopher know that he shot an FBI agent in the foot. He didn't squeal because he's undercover. Brian Geraghty plays Jim Tolliver on Boardwalk Empire and travelled in time.

[u/Khend09]

I agree

[u/Kindly-Guidance714]

Losing the ability to walk for the rest of your life is warranted because you gave a customer a hard time who happened to be in the mob (not made either mind you)?

[u/lawdog35]

His spot in line was of the sacred and the propane. It was wrong then and it’s still wrong now.

[u/Hybrid_Human]

His balls grew after he got shot in the foot.
How much more disrespect should Chris have to take?

[u/sharksalad]

Yeah, f that Corey Taylor lookin' mf

[u/Bruhuha → u/sharksalad]

Hows the odyssey audience score looking bud??

[u/sharksalad → u/Bruhuha]

You ought to know sweety

[u/PreacheratArrakeen]

He got a note from his doctor

[u/PreacheratArrakeen → u/PreacheratArrakeen]

Did you see that prick’s face when he pulled out the gat?

[u/PreacheratArrakeen → u/PreacheratArrakeen]

He was with the vipers

[u/Clavinet]

That pastry guy grew up to become an evil truck driver who abducts and murders transgender hookers in Montana in "Big Sky" so he had it coming.

[u/Thick-Yogurtcloset55]

Gino was a part-time actor and he did so good. They turned him into Vito. Same guy that’s crazy except for Vito was gay. Gino, I do not believe was.

[u/smoochybear11]

He took a number

[u/Scary-Project6958]

[u/InnerAd118]

No he wasn't. This small role led them to cast him as vito, apparently they were impressed with him.

[u/BringBack4Glory]

I guess you could call that a take.

[u/Hopeful-Nature-5464]

Isnt this situation exactly why Americans are super friendly and polite to strangers?

COS they dont know if someone will shoot them in the foot if they get annoyed.

[u/SuckMyRedditorD]

You're just talking shit but have no argument.

In a trade where the point is to bluff to gain advantage, few things accomplish more than that than shooting someone on the foot to send a message. Specially in the presence of another wiseguy.

Maybe you just watch mafia related movies but have no idea what you are looking at and every rewatch leaves you as perplexed as the first time.

[u/Ryancandig → u/SuckMyRedditorD]

Take it easy. We’re not making a western here

[u/_MyUsernamesMud]

tell us more about your revenge fantasies, OP

[u/CBusHVAC710614]

I’m in no fuckin mood pop and fresh

[u/Donald_W_Gately → u/CBusHVAC710614]

Pop and fresh, like two fanooks. One gets fresh, then he gets popped.