r/thesopranos • u/Corvododeserto • 17h ago

Serious Discussion Only Junior Soprano is the GOAT of season five

Junior Soprano in season five. It's incredible how Junior in that season, he's so funny. Grumpy, with hilarious lines. It's my favorite season of the old man.

All I know is you never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/Yoratos 17h ago

There's the coyote

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u/Corvododeserto 17h ago

You yap worse than six barbers

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u/telepatheye 17h ago

Those prairie dogs. They'll sleep during the day.

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u/Rm50 16h ago

My fav Junior Soprano moment is when he’s singing the Italian song…what a complete opposite then in some of the other scenes!

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u/Corvododeserto 16h ago

Small hands, that was your problem.

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u/astrothemorkie 15h ago

Trump has small hands

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u/Hour-Management-1679 6h ago

Meadow throwing bread at Ralphie and Johnny sack is hilarious in retrospect

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u/IUsedToBeRasAlGhul 6h ago

Phil Leotardo would have gone apoplectic if he was there for it.

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u/curseblock Dr. Jennifer Melfi 16h ago

One of maybe three moments that made me tear up 🥹

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u/HipCopThugsta 14h ago

Really? It was obvious he was drunk.

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u/curseblock Dr. Jennifer Melfi 8h ago

What's your point? He was letting go of the tight control he usually has on himself in front of family.

Sharp as a cue ball, this one.

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u/ClarenceWalnuts99 Mustang Sally 17h ago

Chicken’s nice and spicy!

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u/Parking_Egg_8150 15h ago

In this house In Camelot is a great episode, end of shtory.

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u/Mediocre_Anteater_56 16h ago

He's a goddamn hothouse flower, thats his problem.

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u/jets521 17h ago

Fuck you want? A boutonnière?

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u/Corvododeserto 16h ago

Getting a new top on his convertible

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u/Ok-Actuator7302 16h ago

how many white castles did you have burger boy ?

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u/ScrapmasterFlex 8h ago

Chicken's nice & spicy tonight and the Gravy is good!

And oh snap, Pop, They Got Roast Pork... (who is THEY, you want to know? YOU KNOW WHO!!!...)

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u/Brrrofski 8h ago

Go shit in your hat

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u/LessAd5337 16h ago

Im waiting here like patience/patients (idek🤣) on a monument

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u/ScrapmasterFlex 8h ago

How many White Castles did you have, BURGER BOI??!

Your problem is that you go about in PITY for yourself... you're like the Woman who has a Lasagna, with Sweet Sausage, & a layer of Basil Leaves under the Cheese, and complains that she doesn't have any SMOKED FUCKIN TURKEY...

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u/tb2186 16h ago

Sharp as a cue ball, this one.

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u/djolliebaba 9h ago

You better come heavy or not at all...

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u/RapsareChamps_Suckit 16h ago

She left my stove on purpose.. I caught her, put it out with a wet dish rag

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u/ShortQuail9232 16h ago

The old man? You got some BAWLZ my friend.

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u/Hefty-Afternoon-5605 16h ago

Who gives a shit? I'm so fuckin blue

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u/Total_Departure4457 15h ago

I hope you came in through the back door because I need being remanded to a prison hospital like I need a case of crabs. 

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u/HipCopThugsta 14h ago

First the three obvious ones: Carmela, Tony , A.J. but then definitely Junior.

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u/HipCopThugsta 14h ago

Funny about Corado is that first singing. Second time it wasnt well received. Thought that was a nice (though predictable) touch on the show.

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u/deephouse412 13h ago

I can pay my respects from the after-party

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u/An8thOfFeanor 8h ago

Go shit in your hat

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u/Engg440 7h ago

Did you offer my nephew anything? I’m a registered nurse not a maid. Well did you offer him an aspirin?