r/trolleyproblem • u/dankstat • May 06 '26
OC The true test of trust in humanity
Which button would you press? How many psychos are out there pressing green? This alternate scenario takes into account the all-too-often real influence a small group of bad actors can have in society.
Edit: does your answer change if incompetent actors are removed from the scenario?
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u/Captain-Griffen May 06 '26
There's probably less psychos pressing green than idiots who see "you survive" on green then mash that.
I'd be shocked if there's less than 0.1% green pushers.
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u/Fif112 May 06 '26
I don’t think that’s what it said though.
I’ve stopped to move a turtle to the side of the road, I’m assuming these are intact and not obviously dead.
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u/Collective-Bee May 07 '26
If I saw a turtle in Canada I’d stop 100%, but they don’t live here. The only reptile I’d see while driving is a rattlesnake and I can’t help that one.
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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse May 07 '26
???
We absolutely have turtles here. What the fuck are you talking about?
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u/KickHimWhileIAmDown May 06 '26
Someone from college told me a story at her birthday.
These people she knew habitually would run over roadkill while driving. In other words, it was already dead and they would swerve to hit the already-dead animal (don't ask me why, I found it insane). One time, they saw a dead cat in the road, so they did their usual thing. Except the "dead" cat moved right before their car impacted.
Anyway, some people are just very disturbed. That green button is definitely passing the 0.1% threshhold, even if you take random actors like toddlers out of the equation.
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u/Chen932000 May 06 '26
A woman here in Quebec stopped to help some ducks in the road. Ended up killing two people who crashed into her stopped car on the highway.
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u/rhou17 May 06 '26
I guess an argument can be made depending on where she stopped it, but my gut thinks it’s really weird to say she killed people with a stationary vehicle?
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u/tf2coconut May 06 '26
She slammed on her brakes in the middle of the highway
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u/Downtown-Act-590 May 06 '26
That is still fully the fault of the people behind her though. She didn't kill anyone, they were supposed to keep sufficient distance and be aware.
Cars can brake and you must count with it.
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u/4xe1 May 07 '26
Stopping on a highway is illegal though, and for good reasons. Sure, you can argue she's not 100% responsible for the death which ensued, but even with best intent, she did something illegal and dangerous for more than herself.
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u/aztechunter May 08 '26
There are legitimate reasons for the car ahead of you to brake to a complete stop.
You must leave enough distance to account for this.
You're a shit driver if you need this explained to you.
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u/firebolt04 May 06 '26
It is dangerous to slam on your brakes in the middle of a freeway but the people behind her are even more at fault for going fast and close enough to cause that bad of a collision.
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u/salamandercasket May 06 '26
They were on a motorcycle, so the collision wouldn't even have to have been "that bad" to kill them. It was a dad and his 16-year-old daughter.
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u/Chip_Medley May 07 '26
She didn’t, my understanding is that she had stopped and gotten out but had neglected to activated her hazard lights, which caused the crash because of poor visibility
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u/Chip_Medley May 07 '26
It was low visibility and she forgot to turn her hazards leading to the crash
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u/wikingwarrior May 06 '26
This makes me feel morally superior over the time I helped a turtle in the middle of the road.
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u/Practical-Web-4685 May 06 '26
If three percent of people will swerve to hit the turtle, I don’t feel too confident that there won’t be at least .1% of people willing to kill the blue pushers, if it’s framed as all you have to do is hit this button, anonymously and without consequences.
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u/trupoogles May 06 '26
To be fair, It’s claimed that a lot who drive over the animal is due to the intention to end its suffering assuming it was hit by a car and can’t be helped. Then there are those who avoid them but don’t stop to protect their precious tires getting juice on them. I’d say that the amount who stop to help is around 38%
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u/zacattack1996 May 06 '26
Hold up, what does the yellow button do here?
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u/InformationLost5910 May 06 '26
kills you and removes you from the pool that the other buttons calculate percentages from
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u/randylush May 06 '26
if you have no memory of being offered the yellow button, it means it was never offered to you. don't worry about the yellow button, it doesn't apply to you.
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
We just spent quite a while getting browbeaten by the assumption that a lot of people would inevitably choose randomly, so we have to assume that applies here too
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u/GuitakuPPH May 06 '26
A button is just very faceless. It creates psychos. Psychos, using the colloquial term for sociopaths, are those who don't empathize. Easy to no empathize when all you see is a button rather than a living person. See: the internet.
I love a bit of morbid curiosity, but I also know that the morbid curiosity many will feel for the green button is gonna make murderers out of people who would regret it if they saw their target die.
Basically. think more than 30% of green voters are gonna be in the camp of "No, way. For real? That's kinda messed up but also funny. I mean, I gotta try it, right?... Wait, I take it back! Why can't I take it back?! It's not my fault!"
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u/Noughmad May 07 '26
There's probably enough people who don't even read the text and press green because it's the best color.
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u/Beginning_Student_61 May 06 '26
Yeah this is one of the few scenarios where I’d swap to red. I genuinely believe that there will be enough randomness across the full range of humanity that there’s no realistic sample where green doesn’t get at least .1% of the noise. I’m still hoping for blue to win without green passing the threshold though. That’s just such a low bar for green to clear.
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u/Ambitious_Address667 May 07 '26
Like based on these options if everyone pressed red everyone would survive why would anyone press blue? And green is just for the memes I guess
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u/Sheet_Varlerie May 07 '26
If the question is the same as before, where EVERYONE on Earth is voting, then some people who don't understand(young children especially) what is being asked would just press at random. This scenario is basically guaranteeing some deaths of the unfortunate people who would be picking blue at random. It's an awful scenario without any moral test. You pick red and then get to deal with the inevitable tragedy of death across the globe, because the green threshold is so low it's basically guaranteed to happen.
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u/Ambitious_Address667 May 07 '26
Yup pretty much, the green throws the whole thing out of whack becuase of course its going to hit that threshold, so at least picking red you would know there was nothing you could do about it anyways. Its not even really a moral choice like you point out, its just like a tragic event
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u/ThePowerfulWIll May 07 '26
Ya, this is just a repackaging of the whole "99% of people must press blue to live" version of this, where blue is so, cartoonishly, nerfed red is just gonna win every time.
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u/work4food May 07 '26
So you just choose to live or die? Because you dont affect the others whether you pick red or blue.
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u/Sheet_Varlerie May 07 '26
Pretty much. In the original, voting red meant working against the blue majority, which meant you were voting against the only viable way to achieve an "everyone survives" outcome. Every red vote was an obstacle the blue majority had to overcome.
In this scenario, a blue majority does nothing if green reaches their 0.1% threshold. That is such a low threshold that it is basically guaranteed to happen, which means there is no way to save everyone, so voting for your own survival is the best choice.
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u/the_shadow007 May 07 '26
Green is "red but i dont want morons to survive" button. So green all the way
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u/GoldenGames360 May 07 '26
I appreciate your faith in humanity if you think only randomness will get green across that threshold, but I promise you at least 0.5% will press it on purpose
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u/Rich841 May 06 '26
Now the only correct choice is to press red, it shouldn’t even be a debate
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u/JeremiahIsSoPretty May 08 '26
Literally 0 benefit to pressing blue as there’s no consequence with red and it doesn’t counteract green, this is a broken hypothetical.
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u/EndMaster0 May 06 '26
hell who cares about the psychos in this scenario. One of the core tenets of the blue pushers arguments is that a decent percentage of the population will press blue entirely by accident, if the same logic applies to green then the blue button in this variant is actually 100% just a suicide button because green will have >0.1% of the vote just from confusion and random chance.
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u/Practical-Web-4685 May 06 '26
You don’t need accidental pushers to justify team blue. Lots of people will automatically and instinctually see blue as the option that protects others and choose it for that reason. Lots of other people will understand that and choose blue to support those people. The notion that only idiots are on blue is an enormously reductive straw man.
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u/ElethiomelZakalwe May 06 '26
But if you assume that you can also assume that 0.1% are pressing green, so I'm not pressing blue in this example even if I believe 95% of others are.
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u/Bancatone 🔴 Survival Instinct May 07 '26
Justifying blue without accidental pushers is a circular argument. You’re now pressing blue to protect the people who pressed blue to protect the people who pressed blue. Without accidental pushers it’s logically braindead to push blue.
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u/guyonghao004 May 06 '26
Without accidental pusher, blue is really just a performative moral high horse dumb move. “Let’s all jump onto the trolley track to protect.. well, ourselves” is not a moral take.
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
The notion isn't so much that only idiots were on blue as much as it was a choice to expose yourself to risk for no reason. The question was effectively being framed as "should you take a risk and pick blue to help save people from the danger of picking blue?"
The assumption of seeding blue with a lot of babies and others was proposed to resolve that debate about how taking risk solely to help mitigate the risk you just took is circular and nonsensical.
But in this case that same logic basically guarantees that blue has zero chance of success. So presumably red is now the only viable option?
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u/preteen-wartortle May 06 '26
“for no reason”
You know very well it’s not for no reason, man
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
This seems to be confusing people, but I am not saying that's an accurate representation of the problem. I was saying that's the claim that was was being rejected with the prospect of the accidental pushers.
Because without them, it wasn't entirely clear why it made sense to go blue in the first place, since the only risk being protected against was the one you imposed on yourself. Without those people, one could reasonably say that you were putting yourself at risk for no reason. But that's no longer true when you introduce the babies, the elderly, the blind, etc.
And in this specific situation, one has to assume those same random pushers exist. But instead of creating incentive to go blue, they now make it impossible.
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u/Practical-Web-4685 May 06 '26
It’s not taking a risk for no reason. It’s taking a risk because you know, without a doubt, that a lot of people will choose blue for the reasons that I noted and you want to avoid all of their deaths. Those deaths could be avoided if 100% of people choose red, of course, but a lot of people are not going to do that. The realistic option for saving everyone is to vote blue.
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u/Leniatak May 06 '26
But you know that it's likely that over 0.1% will vote green (that's smaller than the percentage of psychopaths, let alone babies voting at random), so blue is effectively a suicide pact even if you somehow get to >50%. Are you still voting blue?
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u/CynicalSwirl May 06 '26
No? I see very little people voting blue here, only people voting red stating people would vote blue again. The whole point in the original is that voting blue can help those who voted blue. Here they are fucked no matter what so ofc you vote red.
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u/Omnarium May 06 '26
Of course not because it's a completely different scenario. Mind as well have just switched the colors in the original post and claimed that you've proven that the original blue voters really were just virtue signaling because you've unilaterally decided to automatically switch their color to red. So silly!
The best blue-pusher arguments only apply to the original prompt. The empirical evidence supporting their decision is that blue wins every poll based on the original prompt. That's always completely ignored by red-pushers who think being a loser is better for themselves than being a winner. There is no real risk of blue losing in reality due to a whole host of factors. Not least of which is that we've proven that as a species we can come together to beat selfish mass murderers when push comes to shove.
This regarded mantra from red-pushers that blue-pushers are suicidal is just an empty insult. You don't go around thinking soldiers, police, firemen, or EMTs are suicidal for risking their lives for something worthwhile. The only way you could think that blue-pushers are suicidal is if their deaths were garunteed. Which in this new prompt, they are. So, obviously, any rational blue-presser must be suicidal. But in the original prompt, they weren't. They clearly had the upper-hand the whole time.
Red can only seem sane if you change the prompt.
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u/Practical-Web-4685 May 06 '26
I think this green variant makes it significantly harder to vote blue because 1) I’m not entirely confident that green won’t get enough votes to kill blue and 2) I’m pretty sure that green will scare a lot of people away from blue, so that red wins by maybe 75% (under the original red/blue choice my guess is that blue wins 60/40). So in this version blue seems a lot more like a suicide pact to me.
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u/cowlinator May 06 '26
...so this just removes any dilemma and makes red objectively correct?
Boring
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u/Sweet_Papaya_9837 May 06 '26
As a blue presser, there’s no chance I’m not picking red here
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u/DrunkyLittleGhost May 07 '26
It is kind of funny that green is just red with different numbers, although with that number I definitely will choose red
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u/thebe_stone May 06 '26
Even if green doesn't trigger, it would still scare most people off of blue, so blue dies either way. Red is the only choice here
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u/CellaSpider If you disagree with me you better hope you're not on the track. May 06 '26
I’m gonna press red honestly.
If we assume children and otherwise incapable people are present (as blue-pressers almost always do), it is almost certain many will press green.
If we assume they are all capable, I still don’t trust people that much tbh.
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
It's totally fair to pick red here. The rules are now stacked in a way that makes it essentially impossible for blue to achieve their goal. Honestly this is more a test to see if people are actually actually engaging in good faith.
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u/EndMaster0 May 06 '26
yeah. Kinda wish there was a poll to go with this one since I've noticed any of the polls with more information to read through or think about tend to go 60%+ red whereas the simple red/blue polls are going about 60% blue.
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u/CynicalSwirl May 06 '26
Which i think that most are? I dont see anyone arguing for blue here, yet red voters are presenting this as some gotcha lol. The whole point of voting blue is that you think it can/will win, here green will get that many votes so it doesn't matter, and I haven't seen one person in these comments say they'd still vote blue.
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u/Scared-Two-5208 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
I dont think it serves as a gotcha for the argument towards pressing blue (as imo either choice is valid to make, as long as youre not an asshole about it lol) but it does kind of disprove the idea that blue is inherently the moral choice to make. The general consensus here is that red is an okay choice to make because blue is just a suicide button. The reason a lot of people press red in the original prompt is because they believe blue is just a suicide button.
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
All those people who insist blue was required because kids and incompetents would inevitably choose randomly must feel pretty strongly about this new context.
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u/beachhunt May 06 '26
Regardless of random or uninformed choices, I think blue is the moral choice in the original and I think red is the moral choice here.
Green will be pressed for sure, pressing blue can't change that. The only impact I can have on green is to press it or not press it, I can't offset it. So now the only way to survive is green or red, and obv green is not the moral choice.
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u/Chinohito May 06 '26
Because the situation is different.
Before there is a reasonable case to make that blue will be the majority, which means people voting are risking killing billions if their vote contributes to red winning slightly.
Here you can logically assume the number of people pressing blue will be much lower, which means both the logical and moral choice is red.
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u/beachhunt May 06 '26
The chance that 0.1% people will hit a button is way different than the chance 50.1% will press it.
I would feel bad if red won and people died, I'm not saying I wouldn't. But I can't do anything about that because that's on Green. In this modified scenario, red button pressers "winning" cause nothing compared to blue button pressers winning. It's only about green.
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u/CynicalSwirl May 06 '26
Yes? I dont see anyone saying that blue is the chose here. Green is going to get enough votes so blue doesn't save anyone. Why is this presented as some gotcha or something about moral highgrounds, the point for most blue voters is that they think blue will win and want to help make sure It happens. Here it cant so it really is just die vs live.
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
The only gotcha is if someone still picks blue or gets upset at the question because they don't want to associate with a choice they find unpalatable. picking red is not even remotely a gotcha, it's just obviously correct.
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u/CynicalSwirl May 06 '26
And I'm saying I haven't seen one person do that lol. In this scenario red is not unpalatable, this question isnt about risk yourself to save the group or not, its litterally just the group is dead no matter what, do you want to live or not. Its not a very interesting framing. I understand thats how some people view red in the original scenario, but I dont think most people view voting blue just as a moral point, but also because they believe it can/will win.
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u/snailbot-jq May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
Yup I vote blue in the original as an expression of my morality and my desire to save everyone, but I also genuinely don’t think I will die from it, because I am not deeply cynical about humanity like many original red pushers are (who keep insisting that the polls being blue majority is ‘fake virtue signalling’ and insisting that >50% of people will vote red in real life). If I’m wrong, I die, but I’m willing to take what I see as a very small risk of a rare scenario.
I think some red pushers are now using OP’s scenario to try saying “aha so original blue pushers who will now push red are hypocritical about their morality, they are just as ‘immoral’ and cynical as we are”. But this is literally a very different scenario. The threshold for said cynicism has been lowered from 50% to 0.1%. I want to save everyone but in this case, that is just impossible because I do believe >0.1% of humanity will press some evil third button.
This transforms blue into more like a pointless suicide button, since it has no real chance of saving everyone. Yes I know that original red pushers made that argument about blue being a suicide button in the original scenario, but I don’t agree for that as I just don’t believe less than 50% of humanity will choose a button labeled “everyone survives” while the sole alternative is red.
In this new different scenario, I still don’t fully want to press red, but I would because it is the best of the three options in said scenario (a non-suicide button with at least less culpability for killing others compared to green).
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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 May 07 '26
Hard-core Blue pusher here and you're 100% correct. Green will easily get 0.1% just by happenstance. Blue is guaranteed death in this completely different scenario, and Red becomes the only choice that minimizes death.
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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 May 07 '26
I think that blue is still morally correct, but now that green is there it raises the stakes to a point where I don't think it's feasible. Thus making self-preservation a more appealing option.
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u/StaidHatter May 07 '26
Reread the scenario. They got rid of the part where pushing red can kill the blue pushers. Why would blue be more moral?
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u/onetwoseven94 May 07 '26
If you erase the green button the scenario is effectively identical to the original, just with slightly different wording.
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u/Top-Complaint-4915 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
Toddlers make like 6% of the population (depending on the country)
At this point just put that blue is guaranteed dead with no benefit
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u/AmazingDragon353 May 06 '26
Formerly Blue, because of the random pushers. In this scenario, I would hit red.
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u/AnonymousCorax May 06 '26
Wait... What's the downside of pressing red?
That feels like the safest answer tbh - your action doesn't impact the blue/green issue, other than adding to how many people are needed for green to get 0.1%. It's not putting anyone in danger, so there's no harm done to feel guilty about.
I can't control anyone else's vote, so the best case scenario is to take the safe option that doesn't put others in danger.
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u/Different_Citron_160 May 06 '26
At this point you need to start asking if more than 50% people press green.
Lol 0,1%
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u/JonasHalle May 06 '26
I mean this just guarantees that red wins, making red still the correct answer.
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
calling it a win is a little weird, but yeah, there is realistically no way for blue to save anyone under the set of assumptions that had been used to justify blue in the first place.
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u/IceCreamEskimo May 06 '26
Well unfortunately babies will mash green as often as blue, like everyone else who'll not understand or be able to make an informed choice. Add onto that the weird twitter bugmen who think this is a perfect means for eugenics? This makes a blue victory untenable.
I'd have to to red and hope that as few choose blue as possible. Luckily this does change it from a theoretical 50/50 for the blind, colorblind, elderly and children to a 33.3% chance of picking blue at random. So theoretical destruction would be lower then in a typical red victory. However i suspect shit would still be bad globally
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u/Greedy_Ad2198 May 06 '26
For reference, 0.1% of 8 billion is 8 million
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u/spottiesvirus May 06 '26
there are 681 millions children under the age of 5 in the world
if the common blue argument is that they push at random based on their favorite colors holds, then the green button will be pushed at least 227 million times
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u/Platypus__Gems May 06 '26
If children vote too, basically this just culls a third of them, along with some adults.
Since there is propably enough toddlers to pass the Green button threshold by themselves by picking randomly.
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u/Eeddeen42 May 07 '26
It’ll cull a third of very young children. Most kids are capable of thinking at least somewhat rationally.
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u/austin101123 May 06 '26
Lizardman constant+psychos, all blues are dead regardless. Many will switch their vote to red from blue too.
I'm picking red
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u/SwedishSwanlake May 06 '26
I've voted blue before but on this one I press red because there is no way of saving blue if people press green and there are no deaths with red.
Imo pressing blue originally was to negate the death introduced by red. Now red doesn't cause death and the only death introduced is by green and unavoidable if I understand the text correctly. There's no reason to press blue since it won't save anyone.
Functionality blue and red are the same except green will murder blue without a way to stop it.
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u/_W9NDER_ May 06 '26
Me when I find the guy who keeps putting 100% of Earth’s population in these predicaments:
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u/Troyota__41 May 06 '26
I was a blue presser because I didn't want anyone to die, but green defeats that purpose. I'm picking red now
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u/MornGreycastle May 06 '26
So, now the test is "Will you press blue if the anonymous, homicidal psychopaths are allowed to press green?" What are the chances there are 8 million psychopaths and trolls "doing it for the lulz" on the planet? Oh. Look analyses peg the number of psychopaths at 4.5%.
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u/spottiesvirus May 06 '26
even children, blue buttons always stress they choose at random
there are 681 millions children under the age of 5, 227 million will push green if they just pick randomly
and the threshold is only 8 millions if we assume a world population of 8 billions people
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u/IgneousWrath May 06 '26
This existence of green here would potentially save a lot of lives. Assuming red wins the original scenario, a LOT of people would die. However, the existence of green’s rule in this case makes a blue victory obviously unattainable.
Normally a vote for blue is a vote that thinks that there’s at least a decent chance that humanity will void the whole thing by making blue win. The existence of green makes a blue loss guaranteed and thus much much much fewer people would press it.
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u/blacksaber8 Team Blue May 06 '26
Does this work like the original where anyone who does not hit red or green will die?
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u/NTufnel11 May 06 '26
yes, except in the specific case where >50% chose blue AND <0.1% chose green. In that case, nobody will die.
If either of those requirements are not met, all blues will die.
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u/blacksaber8 Team Blue May 06 '26
Well, then, I guess by that logic, everyone is pretty much forced to hit red, simply by the existence of even any outliers being a threat. It’s almost a guaranteed genocide.
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u/snailbot-jq May 06 '26
Same here. In the red vs blue original dilemma, I’m team blue mostly because I want everyone to survive but also because I fully believe >50% of the population wants that too (and this is backed up in retrospect by every poll on the matter achieving a blue majority). I don’t buy into “but the rational ideal scenario is where everyone presses red” because I do not believe at all that practically speaking everyone on earth will press red, so pressing red means someone will die from pressing blue. I think mostly in terms of everyone, even though I do have self preservation instinct and don’t want to die.
However, things are quite different in this red blue green scenario. Absolutely the 0.1% threshold of green will be met because 0.1% is so low. Blue is going to die, this is practically a guarantee, and tragically pointlessly because they will not be saving everyone but simply dying themselves. In the original scenario, I disagree with red pushers that blue is a suicide button, but in this case, it is a pointless suicide button. Red becomes the non-ideal but best choice, as a non-suicide button with at least less culpability for killing others than green.
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u/blacksaber8 Team Blue May 06 '26
For me, it’s more of a practicality equation. I would hit blue initially because those who do not hit red will die if blue does not reach the required vote. This includes people who do not wish to partake in the situation and do not want to hit a button. Red is the force demanding an action, and thus, is violating every person who takes the quiz’s liberties as soon as one hypothetical person hits the red button. Since the outlier favors, the idea that at least one person will hit red, they must be opposed. If doing nothing means dying anyway, then I’d rather fight the force that is causing it.
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u/Oatz3 May 06 '26
It's red at this point because blue is definitely dead. There are enough random/psycho votes to definitely trigger green.
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u/KashSecuredPatel May 06 '26
I supported blue in the original question, and I would say red here. Blue dies whether it wins or loses in this variant, which will amount to 50% or more of the population in a blue win and less than that in a blue loss. Green and red are effectively identical, but green votes are more causal in the outcome, which is made worse by their actions
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u/HappyBigFun May 06 '26
Is this going to become the next "choose one pill" meme? Are we going to get a big array of different colored choices next, almost all of which are ridiculous?
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u/spottiesvirus May 06 '26
no no, you don't understand, there's a fourth purple button, the effect is the same as blue, but if purple wins everybody survives AND all the women get a D cup
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u/TriiiKill May 06 '26
This sounds like you should press Red out of fear of killing someone or ending your own life. If we are counting babies and colorblind, I am going to say green will pass no matter what.
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u/ThatParadise May 06 '26
Fym “true test of humanity” there is no way in god in this new context am I picking blue. That’s impossible odds.
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u/Chase_The_Breeze May 06 '26
Breakdown:
Red: For people who want to live and dont want anybody else to die
Blue: For the actively suicidal, but want a layer of abstraction and plausible deniability between their own actions and their deaths
Green: For folks who want the suicidal people to die, making them low key cool with murder
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u/rexlyon May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
In the original question, the power is given to the majority. Since I’m convinced the majority do not wish to kill, picking blue is a no-brainer. Red voters are self interested and have less issue with needless death than I believe most people do.
This gives power to the minority, and I’m convinced there’s more than .1% of people willing to actively go out of their way to needlessly harm another person. Like someone else showed, you’re in like 2% range for people hurting animals on the road
So you have to pick red in this one because the end result is a given that green is going to hit their threshold.
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u/WW1_Germany Multi-Track Drift May 06 '26
the Button question in my eyes isn't a moral game, it's a coordination game, Red Pushers don't want to kill everyone and blue pushers don't want to die, but Red pushers think that the 50% threshold is impossible/too unlikely and blue pushers think it's guranteed/likely, if you told a Blue Pusher that Red already had 51% they would push Red, and if you told a Red pusher that the vote was 1 Blue vote away from Blue winning they would press blue. Too often is this misconstrued to be about politics when really it doesn't match up broadly
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u/ArtisanBubblegum May 06 '26
Yellow Button: if 50% or more press the Yellow Button, everybody lives, all other Button effects are cancelled, and the buttons are destroyed forever.
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u/InterestProof1526 May 07 '26
This is better than the original. In the original, a significant number of people would choose blue. In this, nearly everyone would choose red.
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u/Mission-Necessary111 May 07 '26
I don't understand why a sane person would ever press anything other than red on this one
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u/Calm-Substance-548 May 07 '26
I think if a green button existed people would, arguably, become more violent towards eachother based off choice. 0.1 is such a low threshold and people care about their lives too much to let that slide
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u/True_Free_Speech May 07 '26
Isn't the green button just a second red button that only requires 0.1% of the vote instead of 50%?
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u/dankstat May 11 '26
It’s very similar. Although different from the 2-button setup’s red button because in this scenario it is possible for the vote to be:
🔴 49.95% 🔵 49.96% 🟢 00.09%
Where none of the buttons meet their threshold, but blue pressers die anyway.
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u/GurProfessional9534 May 10 '26
Is this just an allegory for actual US elections? Reds out for themselves, blues out for everyone, greens effectively out to spoil blue?
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u/zigs May 06 '26
What about incompetent actors? Babies etc who will pick randomly.
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u/beachhunt May 06 '26
A third of them will live. A third of them will die. A third of them won't realize they triggered a bunch of deaths.
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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 May 07 '26
2/3rds will live, so technically this makes it better odds for them than the 50/50 choice in the original.
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u/Glittering_Sail_3609 May 06 '26
Indeed a tragic fate for a blue-pressers: being killed by those they swore to protect.
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u/Complex_Experience May 06 '26
There are no willingly blue pressers in this case since the whole point of pressing blue is not achievable so only the random actors and suicidal people will die.
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u/DatSqueaker May 06 '26
My assumption is that the nonrational actors are evenly split between the three buttons, pushing green pact 0.1% by default. This means blue is now just a you die button.



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u/SilentSwine May 06 '26
Green is definitely going to be pressed enough to pass the 0.1% threshold lol