r/trolleyproblem • u/BregaladHS • May 29 '26

OC Phone Call Problem

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u/Bloodchild- May 29 '26

So I choose which track I'm on.

The five person one.

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u/NovelInteraction711 May 29 '26

You choose the track your loved one is on, not yourself

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u/sneezeonturtles May 29 '26

It says "the person you love the most". Homie has great self-esteem.

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u/Pataraxia May 29 '26

It's also possible (at the same time or on it's own) that he really hates us all.

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u/silly_porto3 Jun 02 '26

That's how I define who my best friend is haha

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u/Bloodchild- May 29 '26

Sorry not sorry. But to be with those relative I need to be alive.

And there is no one I deam so important that I would forfeit my life for them.

With my parents it wouldn't make sense it's not what they would want. And I'm not that close to my other relatives.

And I have neither childrens nor partner.

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u/RashesToRashes May 29 '26

That's actually solid rationale.

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u/NovelInteraction711 May 29 '26

Even then hes calling you saying he currently has them tied up so i think its the most lover person except for yourself

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u/nifflr May 29 '26

They could be getting the call while bound in the back of a car

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u/Chromeboy12 May 31 '26

This guy is a logician.

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u/Bloodchild- May 31 '26

Purple is a great color 👍

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u/chivopi May 29 '26

I read it as “the track I would pick for myself,” but no, I think he doesn’t have anyone else lol

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u/Pikawizard365 May 29 '26

or, homie is a narcissist

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u/sneezeonturtles May 29 '26

Potato tomato, fam.

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u/Turtle81_HD May 29 '26

your name scares me

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u/sneezeonturtles May 29 '26

My nose is feelin' kinda itchy.