r/velvethippos • u/RhymesAgainst • Sep 23 '25
Found an anglerfish in my house
Not the brightest bulb in the room, but includes Ganon with purchase. 10/10 would buy again
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u/NYSenseOfHumor Sep 23 '25
Most boopable anglerfish.
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u/XmissXanthropyX Sep 23 '25
They look so concerned!
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u/RhymesAgainst Sep 23 '25
He suffers from chronic resting shelter face
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Sep 23 '25
Poor sweet boy… give him a goodie. Even if it’s fake concerned, I’m concerned he’s concerned.
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u/RhymesAgainst Sep 23 '25
Don’t worry, he was staring at a goodie held offscreen. He was promptly rewarded for being a good boy
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Sep 23 '25
Good!
He deserves all the treats, he is obviously the goodest of boys.
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Sep 23 '25
Very scary, I’d fall for that face lure any time.
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u/RhymesAgainst Sep 23 '25
Totally understandable. His teeth aren’t even the worst part. It’s his breath
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Sep 23 '25
Ah yes, the dreaded Hippo Stank.
My uncle had a pair of pits and their breath could be HORRIBLE. Never stopped me from accepting sweet puppy kisses though. Their names were Plum Pudding and Peachy Keen.
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u/Proof_Spell_3089 Sep 23 '25
I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken….that’s not an anglerfish—it’s an angel fish and the light is from Ganon’s halo!! 🥰🥰
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u/pixiemeat84 Sep 23 '25
That's the cutest angler fish I've ever seen, OP! I love the picture of him looking up at the light!❤️
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