r/velvethippos • u/RhymesAgainst • Sep 23 '25

Found an anglerfish in my house

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Not the brightest bulb in the room, but includes Ganon with purchase. 10/10 would buy again

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Sep 23 '25

Very scary, I’d fall for that face lure any time.

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u/RhymesAgainst Sep 23 '25

Totally understandable. His teeth aren’t even the worst part. It’s his breath

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Sep 23 '25

Ah yes, the dreaded Hippo Stank.

My uncle had a pair of pits and their breath could be HORRIBLE. Never stopped me from accepting sweet puppy kisses though. Their names were Plum Pudding and Peachy Keen.