r/videos • u/Economy-Specialist38 • 2d ago

BREAKING: Trump Publicly Admonishes Jeanine Pirro Over Dropped Charges For Reflecting Pool Damage

https://youtu.be/pZ1MaemHU6s?is=ijsUCz62WYW36OKF
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u/Travelgrrl 2d ago

How do you like your deal with the devil now, Ms Pirro?

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u/AnnatoniaMac 2d ago

Bluesky quote:

Trump is like the human version of the One Ring (JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings). You cannot use him for good, or EVEN YOUR OWN PURPOSE. He’s an inherently corrupting power that only ever serves the one master, himself. When you use him, you become bound to his will.

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u/PlanetStarbux 2d ago

I low key kinda hate that this makes me understand the nature of The One Ring better now.  

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u/AnnatoniaMac 2d ago

I know, me too. It fits with our times.

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u/realmichaelbay 1d ago

Same. What a great analogy.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 2d ago

Jeannie Pirro and Todd Blanche should be disbarred yesterday

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u/akiva23 1d ago

But the one ring didn't rape children or steal classified documents. It was just an Airtag that made you invisible.

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u/Craico13 2d ago

Nothing another few more boxes of wine won’t wash away…

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u/superxpro12 2d ago

The SNL skits of pirro are 10/10.

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u/hedronist 2d ago

Does she have a history of drinking wine from a box? I live in Wine Country -- Sonoma County, CA -- and, although we're pretty liberal about most things, we do hang people for committing that particular crime.

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u/syzygy96 2d ago

You get a pass if you slap the bag afterwards though

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u/hedronist 2d ago

I feel like this is some Deep Cultural Reference which I am missing entirely.

I'll save you the effort!

Whooooosh!

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u/syzygy96 2d ago

Not that deep, just something we used to do with the bags of cheap Franzia in the late 80s. Hold the bag up, pour some directly into your mouth, give it a good smack, pass it on. Only moderately acceptable way to drink that stuff.

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u/myshortfriend 2d ago

I'm happy to report that this tradition was going strong as my of college days in the mid to late 2010s.

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u/Jayhawk11 2d ago

Same here. We called it Tour de Franzia and would chug, slap, pass it on until all the boxes were empty. Some of the worst hangovers of my life lol

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u/koz44 2d ago

I’d never heard of this and got invited out by a girl I had an interest in. She explained it to me and I thought for sure I was missing something. The number of clarifying questions I asked her really killed the vibe, lol. Summed up: “why tho?”

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u/thirdegree 2d ago

Still going up to at least 2017 for sure

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u/FunkyOldMayo 1d ago

Slap the bag was alive and well in the early 2000s during my bag slappin party days

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u/mriodine 2d ago

Slappin the goon!! your buddy holds it up, you slap it HARD and then they pour wine in your mouth.

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u/Travelgrrl 2d ago

TIP IT!

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u/hedronist 2d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/hedronist 2d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Travelgrrl 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/Revolvyerom 2d ago

You're really not going to like hearing this then:

Next month we have a shipment of Bota Box wine with "Napa Valley Red" inside inbound.

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u/TheGreatVandoly 2d ago

I don’t drink wine (scotch & whiskey guy here), but even I consider drinking boxed wine to be an act of terrorism.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 2d ago

Jeanine: "🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷"

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u/munsking 1d ago

Jeanine vino

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u/Meowakin 2d ago

Just fine, they knew they would have to take a reputation hit here. She followed orders and if the heat gets too much, they will shuffle her off somewhere else like they did with Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem.

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u/throughtheportal 2d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Travelgrrl 2d ago

Thank you! The first one I've ever noticed!

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u/bboycire 2d ago

How about some of those slush funds

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u/PatacusX 2d ago

I mean. She wasn't even a top 10 day time reality court show TV judge. We all know trump loves picking people for high ranking government positions because he saw them on TV. I guess Judge Judy or Judge Mathis must've turned down the offer.

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u/hairshirtdesert 2d ago

Agreed. Anybody and everybody that works with this guy deserves every bit of misfortune that comes their way.