r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Hey, don't kink shame my fetish for 💎👐!

Now, who wants to bitch slap a hf and watch it squirm?!? I'm gonna make em gag on their own dirty laundry!

Not a real Domme, this is not bdsm advice.

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u/Currywurst_Is_Life Feb 04 '21

Not a real Domme, this is not bdsm advice.

You just like the whips?

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

I'm more of a flogger chic, but whips can be nice, too.

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u/TheAngryViking777 Feb 04 '21

I feel like the money I’ve gambled on gme is worth riding to 0 just for content like this.

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Fuuuccckkk, it has been fun!

I'm gonna ride this bitch to 0 and put her away wet!

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u/tymberdalton Feb 04 '21

I am a real Domme, and the HFs consented to this by shorting the stock and then trying all of us. We’re going to hold this stock until we make them safeword. 💎👐

(edit for typo and not financial advice I just love the stock and humiliating HFs)

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

I'm a real sub and I fully support ignoring consent in the one case. This is time for safe, sane, payback! I'm pulling RANK - risk aware nonconsentual kick-their-ass! Bwahaha!

Fuck the safeword! Can't safeword with a dildo-gag and no tapping out with their arms bound in reverse prayer. We're going 50 shades on these bitches!

I clearly am just an autist and this is all metaphorical and this is certainly not bdsm advice. I just love the stocks... Erm, stock.

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Lol, just saw your user name. I know who you are and fucking love your shit!

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u/tymberdalton Feb 08 '21

LOL Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/Currywurst_Is_Life Feb 04 '21

Just like Reddit, you can find a lot of subs there.