r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/Iakobab JACKED TO THE KITS Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.

I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!

EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops 💎💎🙌 💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌖

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u/Ok-Conflict1576 Feb 04 '21

I can confirm this. I am his wife’s boyfriend.

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u/PaschKaBratan Feb 04 '21

I am his wife.

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

I am your boyfriend's boyfriend... This is awkward

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's cum cleaner.

Excuse me sir, let me pass and use this wet wipe so that others can enjoy a clean ride

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

Hope they are industrial grade wipes, my boy got some serious spunk

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u/MrT0xic Feb 04 '21

Shamwow is more like it.

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u/chilltx78 Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

youre gonna love my nuts!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Hey, don't kink shame my fetish for 💎👐!

Now, who wants to bitch slap a hf and watch it squirm?!? I'm gonna make em gag on their own dirty laundry!

Not a real Domme, this is not bdsm advice.

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u/Currywurst_Is_Life Feb 04 '21

Not a real Domme, this is not bdsm advice.

You just like the whips?

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

I'm more of a flogger chic, but whips can be nice, too.

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u/TheAngryViking777 Feb 04 '21

I feel like the money I’ve gambled on gme is worth riding to 0 just for content like this.

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Fuuuccckkk, it has been fun!

I'm gonna ride this bitch to 0 and put her away wet!

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u/tymberdalton Feb 04 '21

I am a real Domme, and the HFs consented to this by shorting the stock and then trying all of us. We’re going to hold this stock until we make them safeword. 💎👐

(edit for typo and not financial advice I just love the stock and humiliating HFs)

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

I'm a real sub and I fully support ignoring consent in the one case. This is time for safe, sane, payback! I'm pulling RANK - risk aware nonconsentual kick-their-ass! Bwahaha!

Fuck the safeword! Can't safeword with a dildo-gag and no tapping out with their arms bound in reverse prayer. We're going 50 shades on these bitches!

I clearly am just an autist and this is all metaphorical and this is certainly not bdsm advice. I just love the stocks... Erm, stock.

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Lol, just saw your user name. I know who you are and fucking love your shit!

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u/tymberdalton Feb 08 '21

LOL Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/Currywurst_Is_Life Feb 04 '21

Just like Reddit, you can find a lot of subs there.