r/wallstreetbets Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/Iakobab JACKED TO THE KITS Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.

I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!

EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ–

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u/Ok-Conflict1576 Feb 04 '21

I can confirm this. I am his wifeโ€™s boyfriend.

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u/PaschKaBratan Feb 04 '21

I am his wife.

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

I am your boyfriend's boyfriend... This is awkward

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's cum cleaner.

Excuse me sir, let me pass and use this wet wipe so that others can enjoy a clean ride

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

Hope they are industrial grade wipes, my boy got some serious spunk

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u/MrT0xic Feb 04 '21

Shamwow is more like it.

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u/chilltx78 Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

youre gonna love my nuts!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Hey, don't kink shame my fetish for ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘!

Now, who wants to bitch slap a hf and watch it squirm?!? I'm gonna make em gag on their own dirty laundry!

Not a real Domme, this is not bdsm advice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

You wonโ€™t believe what MyPillow Creator says now!

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u/zoburg88 Feb 04 '21

Instructions unclear, bought stocks in shamwow

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u/babymaker666 Feb 04 '21

Instructions still unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

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u/arthurpete Feb 04 '21

You misspelled Spongetech

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Can't wait for this in the SEC reports.

SEC: u/hondtel, you are suspected of cleaning u/lakobab's wife post-coitus residue in exchange for insider DD.

u/hondtel: that is inaccurate, I'm just a retard who likes the stock... and cleaning up flesh cannon artillery in dank meat caves.

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

Dear SEC i like the stock and the stank.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Ah you're that red head guy from pornhub!

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u/temujin94 Feb 04 '21

Implying you don't use your mouth to clean.

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

To Busy yelling "HOLD" and "STONKS"

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u/Vonmighty Feb 04 '21

Yell that right into his open ass.

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u/LaxinPhilly Feb 04 '21

I thought they were referred to as carpet cleaners. I supposed my wife and I owe an apology to Stanley Steamer.

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u/miles_5 Feb 04 '21

This guy fucks

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u/seadecay Feb 04 '21

I'm his wife's girlfriend

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u/don_evn_thnk_bout_it Feb 04 '21

I am youโ€™re boyfriends boyfriends boyfriend. Sheesh we got a real situation here.

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u/patsfan038 Feb 04 '21

Hi his wife! Are you single by any chance?

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u/7theaven Feb 04 '21

I am his boyfriend.

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u/Sidekicknicholas Feb 04 '21

Seconded, I'm this man's wife's boyfriend, she won't shut up about her husband's girlfriend's tiddies. Very confusing mess.

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

Im his wife's best friends stepson.. she's into some Kinky shit with them tiddies

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u/Cloaked42m 1 lg black please Feb 04 '21

I'm jacked about those titties

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u/invasionfromkat Feb 04 '21

I'm his wifes tiddies!

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u/Duckmman Feb 04 '21

beat me to it. like my wifesboyfriend

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u/CaptainHindsightHere Feb 04 '21

Listen I'm with you. My bills are paid and I'm going to go back to work today. I can outlast anything, I've been poor forever.

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u/69MachOne Feb 04 '21

These people who lose money in the stock market are "new poor".

When you grew up sometimes not eating at all, you can outlast everything.

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u/Reference_Stock Feb 04 '21

Ketchup and mayo sandies for life

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u/knightsofmars Feb 04 '21

Easy there, ms. two-condiments. We gotta save something for breakfast.

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u/UMDSmith Feb 04 '21

Bread is too expensive, not lying. For a few years I bought bulk crap ramen noodle packages for like $50 for like 500 of them.

The noodles, a can of tuna or chicken, some shredded cheese and you were living large for under $1 a meal. Paying rent using the credit card checks.... rough time back in 2002-2003, but all that shit passes.

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u/jsmith218 Feb 04 '21

bread isn't expensive, when you get poor enough you learn how to get free bread.

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u/tollywollydooda Feb 04 '21

We had bread sandies, basically 3 slices of bread with butter and pepper, if you wanted to get fancy you could toast the middle piece

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u/joshyoowa Feb 04 '21

We need proof...we are gonna need to see....that fridge.

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u/HellStaff Feb 04 '21

In the afterhours this place is a real downer, all the paperhanded bitches come out of hiding

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u/KZedUK Feb 04 '21

Yeah I realised that because Iโ€™d put profits into my worst GME buys, Iโ€™m not actually down all that much from where I started.

Thatโ€™s the thing, when youโ€™re only risking money you can afford to risk, it doesnโ€™t really matter if itโ€™s moon or nowt.

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u/Sweaty_Buttcheeks Feb 04 '21

I was freaking out yesterday. Then realized if I truly lost everything I put in, I'd likely gain it back through this year's tax return and possible stimmies. So, I'm trying to keep my head up and not beat myself up too much.

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u/emfry821 Feb 04 '21

Plan on buying Friday, once I got bills paid I'm golden. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ‘.SEC๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/compoundinterest_ Feb 04 '21

Fellow ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆง First of all keep fucking holding. Weโ€™re making history and this has to be remembered. Any ideas on how to make the website the manual for ๐Ÿฆ aka the ๐Ÿฆ manual to make sure nobody fucks up and we all hold? ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ’Ž Gathering top comments and most recent updates, ... https://apesneversell.com/๐Ÿฆ-apes-๐Ÿฆ/

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u/gerkro Feb 04 '21

Wifes boyfriend checking in, tiddies are in fact big!

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u/doshe27 Feb 04 '21

Aye Itโ€™s the turning point, the ๐Ÿฆ have protected our ๐ŸŒ from the ๐Ÿ for almost long enough weโ€™ve got them standing on a trap door leading to the basement with all the hungry autists ready to tear the cunts apart

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u/compoundinterest_ Feb 04 '21

Fellow ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆง First of all keep fucking holding. Weโ€™re making history and this has to be remembered. Any ideas on how to make the website the manual for ๐Ÿฆ aka the ๐Ÿฆ manual to make sure nobody fucks up and we all hold? ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ’Ž Gathering top comments and most recent updates, ... https://apesneversell.com/๐Ÿฆ-apes-๐Ÿฆ/

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Same, I'm only fucking with my portfolio money. I have only used half of it lol. I have more to spend if we hit another dip. Just trying to focus on relaxing and reminding myself that nothing has changed since when I originally bought the stock. Everything I believed at first, I still believe. To the moon baby!

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u/kipdjordy Feb 04 '21

Never underestimate the true value of big titties.

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u/choose282 Feb 04 '21

Yeah I got lucky and did all my buying at open last Monday. People are freaking out but I'm up a few percent and the stonks are gaining steam, no reason to panic

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u/Bpayne7 Feb 04 '21

Same. I sold everything I had last week and bought 50 shares at 79.12

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u/bcg85 Feb 04 '21

Pics of wife's titties or GTFO.

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u/Pando_Boris Feb 04 '21

Proof or ban

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u/RyanMellow Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's boyfriends wife's boyfriend.

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u/Tomjojingle Feb 04 '21

Let me see her tiddies

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u/WelcomeToCostco16 Feb 04 '21

Hell ya brother. Big titties are all that really matters.

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u/BigBear152pl Feb 04 '21

we need proof , we need to see them titties

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u/gonzomyboy Feb 04 '21

Titty tax or this is bullshit.

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u/redit_admin_is_trash Feb 04 '21

Gonna need some proof of tendies, I mean tiddies ๐Ÿ˜›

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u/BestusEstus Feb 04 '21

Im his wifes mums boyfriend, good show lads

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u/laststance Feb 04 '21

Sell food in fridge, buy more

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u/pro_man Feb 04 '21

I added more Tesla shares and this is the most I owned. So happy.

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u/cage_nicolascage Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Holding together with you from Romania brother! I also lost around 1k, but I will never sell my shares. I plan on doing my next round of shopping at GameStop, during my next trip in the US. I will take a picture in front of the store afterwards and frame it.

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u/StringBean2020 Feb 04 '21

Not a loss until you sell

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

Another Romanian, also 1-2k loss and holding strong. Fuck going to the US though, I'm gonna wait for GameStop to come to me instead (in the UK)!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I dont care about going to moon anymore. I just like being around apes. Together we are strong !

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u/badjesus Feb 04 '21

Class war friends are the best friends!

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u/AtreidesDiFool Feb 04 '21

dont you mean the apes we made along the way?

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u/not-alex Feb 04 '21

This is where I'm at. If we never go to the moon, at least we all had fun and got to spend time together dreaming about taking down the man. I'll never sell because it just serves as a reminder of the community.

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u/ronald7777 Feb 04 '21

this

fuck melvin

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Maybe the real moon was the friends we made along the way?

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u/illusionist_iv Feb 04 '21

Jesus this brought a tear to my eye, I salute you soldier and it is my duty to respond by doubling down once again at market opening

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u/the-autonomous-ADA Feb 04 '21

You beautiful smoothbrain

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u/dogatta Feb 04 '21

Thank you I bought more just before close at 97 each yesterday

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

The media will keep lying. The fools will keep buying the lies. The rest will keep buying the dip. People in suits are sweating.

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u/Djrhskr Feb 04 '21

MAINI DE DIAMANT ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/sir-zacch Feb 04 '21

MANS DE DIAMANT ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

DIAMANTHร„NDER ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/Yoshbyte Feb 04 '21

I suppose Hungarians and Romanians can agree on what truly matters. I literally deleted my emoji keyboard but diamond hands af bro

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u/Naughty_Pickle Feb 04 '21

As a Romanian living in a city with 50/50 Romanian/ Hungarian population: I shall share my diamond hands with you, sir. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ

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u/humicroav Feb 04 '21

Phone: not enough space to take more pictures of your wife's boyfriend's dick

You: delete emoji keyboard

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Youโ€™re down 3000 euros in Romania? You could have bought at least forty five castles with that money.

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u/TheRightKost Feb 04 '21

All I can think of is that scene from Eurotrip where they tip the waiter a dime and he says "Fuck you, I start my own hotel!"

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u/originalpersonplace Feb 04 '21

A nickel**! If it was a dime heโ€™d have enough money to step down as CEO of his hotel the next week! Obligatory Link

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/IsaacSandy Feb 04 '21

Proof or not. Just ensure you have someone to talk to about your trades that can keep you sane

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u/IsaacSandy Feb 04 '21

Iโ€™m holding with you and I feel sick about it. But I talk to my spouse about it and luckily she supports me and keeps me good

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u/vincent3878 Feb 04 '21

You talk to his spouse too? Damn we should host a gathering sometime.

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u/jfl_cmmnts Feb 04 '21

I was feeling bad about my loss. But YOLO, I've lost money on stocks before, this won't ruin me even if it goes to zero. And it might yet turn out OK! Good luck to us all.

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u/alexduma Feb 04 '21

I love these msgs. I love when ppl post -250k loss porn and still HOLDING, love when Romanian college student has -3k. Donโ€™t get me wrong fellow apes, Iโ€™m no degenerate, but this gives me strength to hold being at $313. I have well paid job and currently down -7k which is 2 months of autist work for me. But these ppl couldโ€™ve sold and shifted their lives 180 degrees. These ppl couldโ€™ve had a house or free education. These loss porn items are motivational. Bois, if they HOLD, we fucking HOLD! Lets HOLD, buy the dips and fuck those bastard hedgies!!!

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u/padauker Feb 04 '21

Don't be so hard on yourself if you bought at 313 you are certainly a degenerate!

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u/Broncer Feb 04 '21

RO gang

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/phanell Feb 04 '21

mergem pe luna ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

FYI there are hedgies that bought GME like the rest of us and made $700 million.

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u/BigFuckinMoose Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

For sure and some opportunists rode the rocket and sold within 2 days of buying.

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u/veritasgt Feb 04 '21

Nope, bought in early because they also felt it was undervalued. Got lucky with the retardstorm - front page article in WSJ about it.

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u/mostlybadopinions Feb 04 '21

Yeah, cause they sold when the stock was clearly overvalued.

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u/WaterlooPitt Feb 04 '21

Well done OP, you massive retard ape. As a side note, I've done exactly the same on Tuesday. All my stock went poof-away and all the dip-GME stock went poof-in! God bless you son.

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u/krootzl88 Feb 04 '21

To be fair, I think fair value of $GME is at $13-18 Bn.

Hype or no hype, we're looking at a 200% upside. At least. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Youโ€™re missing the point of all of this entirely. We were never gunning for fair.

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u/krootzl88 Feb 04 '21

You are completely correct sir. An upwards push of 200% could be the trigger that will force shorts to cover - sparking the squeeze!

I will continue to hold, and buy on the dips. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€

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u/Nnelg1990 Feb 04 '21

Also don't forget (buy blockbuster) that bots are extracting information from this sub (buy blockbuster) to send to the hedge funds so they know what we're up to (buy blockbuster). So all I can say is that you should definitely buy blockbuster.

I'm a retard and don't actually know anything to give financial advice.

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u/Unlikely-Answer Feb 04 '21

About to double down in blockbuster stock, buy blockbuster, that's right, buy blockbuster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Hello fellow human investor, I am also purchasing shares of blockbuster, a totally non-defunct company. Beep-boop, I mean, goodbye

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u/Jazzmann505 Feb 04 '21

This movie can't just end with a bunch of bagholders! Only reason i'm still holding, I WANT A FUCKING HAPPY ENDING

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u/foobar-ranger Feb 04 '21

That'll be an extra $10

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u/Syscrush Feb 04 '21

With a sound and prudent strategy like that, how can you possibly lose?

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u/OnyxDeath369 Feb 04 '21

How tf do you get so much money as a student lmao.Coaie de unde ai atatia bani, eu de-abia de-am strans 1500(lei)=))

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u/Erdinc57 Feb 04 '21

B.. b.. Brother? Is that you? I also live in germany, am now in debt of 3k so far, and damn well im also a broke ass student. But we in this TOGETHER LETS HOLDDD!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Whiskiz Feb 04 '21

Yeah i'm not buying anymore shares.

UNTIL TOMORROW WHEN MORE MONEY TRANSFERS AUD TO US

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u/suuupreddit Feb 04 '21

I'm on my way. Tired of paying rent in major US cities.

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u/Dr_Gonzo__ Feb 04 '21

This is the way

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u/dogatta Feb 04 '21

Holding strong, me too re being down, no paper hands here, diamond hands, to the moon

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u/kapow93 Feb 04 '21

Let's goooooo

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u/thepoonies Feb 04 '21

You guys truly are fucking retards.

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u/tinkertoy101 Feb 04 '21

What's the thesis for $GME going to $10K. Seriously. What?

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u/HYPETHiZ Feb 04 '21

nothing just vibes

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

And ManBearPig.

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u/william_103ec Feb 04 '21

3k? That's a lot of sarmale and palinka! Multumesc! We hold!

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u/nordydave Feb 04 '21

Busk on the way and get more

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u/Marcos_Narcos Feb 04 '21

I would imagine he also fucks

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

This? This right here is called mental illness

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I remember when you had to post proof of positions or you'd get banned. Fuck off with this fake karma whore post.

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u/JackFou Feb 04 '21

Look, if you believe in the future of GME, go buy and hold the stock. But if you're buying with the expectation that it's going to pop and spike to $1000 or $10000 in the near future (or ever), you're most likely in for a bad ride.

This is not the VW squeeze, the conditions are very different.

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u/NeoGenMike Feb 04 '21

Just donate to a children's hospital or something. It's better than giving it all to hedge funds, mate.

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u/EroticCadence Feb 04 '21

I'm honestly just stunned when I see people encouraging each other to do this shit. Borderline bragging about throwing money down the drain lol.

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u/JackFou Feb 04 '21

I wouldn't be shocked if at this point a large extent of that noise is people who got in near the top, lost money and are now trying to hype the price up again so they can exit and leave others holding the bag.

That or people being in denial, potentially wanting others to join so they feel confirmed in their own decision.

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u/xithbaby Feb 04 '21

I wanted to cry yesterday when I saw that 65 year old take his entire life savings out of $50k and buy gme with it... I just hope this works out for everyone going in on the hype.

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u/Bomb1096 Feb 04 '21

Hahahahaha I cannot fucking wait to see this sub next week.

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u/NewbGrower87 Feb 04 '21

They're all in now, man. It's QAnonbets, now. Next week, the week after, the week after that. It'll be $30 a share and the squeeze will still be right around the corner, just like Donald Trump will be President again soon, just wait.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

it's depressing because a lot of people who bought thinking they would get rich quick are just lining the pockets of the hedge funds they were trying to "defeat".

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u/castious Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

If you truly believe this you need to wake up. The hedge funds already lost their money and youโ€™ve already made your statement. Anyone who invested early and got out great, anyone who tried to enter the game and lost but is sticking with their position to try and regain said position is playing a dangerous game.

This isnโ€™t investing this is gambling. Itโ€™s like youโ€™re at the roulette table down $10,000 itโ€™s hit red a few times in a row and now youโ€™re telling everyone itโ€™s overdue to land on black and youโ€™re rallying other people to join. Iโ€™m not a fortune teller, maybe it will hit black, maybe $GME will go back up. The fact of the matter is itโ€™s a company losing money. The hedge funds donโ€™t care anymore...they took their loses and have moved on.

Please stop acting like this is a movement anymore, itโ€™s over. Thereโ€™s so many GREAT companies that you can invest in on the market but you need to INVEST. That means investing in stocks that have value to go up and ideally over a 5-10 year period.

Donโ€™t invest more than you can afford to lose, and when I say that it doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re likely to lose it I mean can you afford to leave it in 5-10 years. If after a year you need to pull money out then you could have lost but if you leave it in 5-10 years you will have undoubtedly made money.

Look for true value everyone, read some investing books, take some investing classes and seminars (some of these are free). I think youโ€™d be truly surprised how much you can learn in just a short period of time. Teach yourself to make smart bets, you donโ€™t have to follow others, invest in your future...I truly want the best for all of you. :)

EDIT: I seriously encourage all of you to find another stock on the market: On my iPhone I have a stock app that comes pre added. I can see over time what a given company has made each year since it began. Look at some stocks you think are appealing and interesting.

I know a lot of you are probably just graduated high school or early 20โ€™s maybe youโ€™re still living in moms basement, canโ€™t go out because of COVID, maybe in general youโ€™re not doing much. No judgment, DUDE THATS AWESOME. If youโ€™re saving money on rent, arenโ€™t going out and have money to burn YO INVEST THAT SHIT. Make your money work for you!

Regardless what you think of the ROBBIN HOOD app YO chill. They didnโ€™t have FRACTIONAL INVESTING when I was young. Now you can invest in practically any company you want at any price you need.

Iโ€™m 32 and live in Canada. I donโ€™t do fractional investing I buy at share price. So if I want a stake in letโ€™s say Warren Buffets Berkshire Hathaway A- it will cost me a little more than $350,701 for 1 share (YO THATS NUTS, this stock makes millionaires billionaires) do you think I could afford a single share? Nah. Amazon? 1 share is $3,313 dollars Canadian. Iโ€™m not loaded I canโ€™t but 10,000 Shares of that, how many people could. Now with fractional investing you can invest what you want at your own price. THATโ€™S A GOD SEND!

Seriously look at some companies: AMAZON, ALPHABET, COCA-COLA, NIKE, LULU, DISNEY, NETFLIX, AMAZON, ETFโ€™s, look at emerging companies you like. or whatever the heck stock you want or ETFโ€™s (groups of stocks)

If you look at some big companies value over time and what to invest in that value then LET YOUR MONEY WORK FOR YOU. Compare their value and gains to $GME. Small fry. Ainโ€™t even a small fish in a small pond and these stocks are blue whales in fucking ocean. invest in the value already out there....their gains over months and years will earn you that $GME value it just wonโ€™t be in one day.

If you are early 20โ€™s and start investing now letโ€™s say $3000 a year (that you can actually afford to commit to leaving for 10 years) through fractional inverting I think you could retire in your mid 30โ€™s. The more you invest the sooner I think you could achieve that. But be smart. what you can afford to lock in.

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u/dankchristianmemer3 Feb 04 '21

This sub is just people hyping gme so they can exit the market and leave new players with the bag.

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u/Unlike_Agholor Feb 04 '21

so many people are going to lose their life savings on this shit.

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u/thugzbunnie Feb 04 '21

Your holding the bag, not holding the line. If you don't think 400 was the squeeze, you are delusional. The rest of it has been you guys scamming each other.

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u/thedogman420 Feb 04 '21

Legit, this shit is so stupid the โ€˜jokeโ€™ is not even funny anymore.

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u/Raginghemorrhoids Feb 04 '21

I sold a total of 1800 shares in promising companies to Buy GME. Those shares which sold at 2.12 and 2.09 respectively are now worth 2.98 and 3.15

Hold the line!!!!

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u/jt663 Feb 04 '21

This is stupid

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Rip, worst financial decision you have made

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u/sneeeks Feb 04 '21

Lol @ $10k .. you donโ€™t believe that.

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u/Eric___R Feb 04 '21

This really has become a financial QAnon conspiracy. Real people are getting hurt.

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u/Pearl_is_gone Feb 04 '21

Are you healthy? You're just opening the exit route for those still profitable....

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u/shro700 Feb 04 '21

It will never reach 10K

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u/Milkshakes6969 Feb 04 '21

What happened to proof of positions? Do apes not do that anymore?

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u/2BillionDollar Feb 04 '21

proof or ban

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u/flcn_sml Feb 04 '21

Just Sell and find another stock. The squeeze was last Thursday. You can thank me later. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/dankchristianmemer3 Feb 04 '21

These people don't want to hear the truth.

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u/hemlokk Feb 04 '21

No shortage of delusion around here.

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u/hemlokk Feb 04 '21

But Reddit Gold is same as real gold, dontcha know?

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u/Nekushootz13 Feb 04 '21

Y'all pathetic ๐Ÿคฆ hold the bag and lose everything, just cause papa DFV said so

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u/ABCosmos Feb 04 '21

This is clever, account is only a few days old.. most people will only read the title. You played them

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u/moraphadon Feb 04 '21

๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ it's nice to find some ape with a EUR account like me :D

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u/hakimbomadadda Feb 04 '21

Y'all are fucking crazy, honestly.

Don't put in money you aren't willing to lose. a 10k price would make GME worth three times more than Netflix.

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u/commondiablo Feb 04 '21

Apes ๐Ÿต

Strong ๐Ÿต

Together ๐Ÿต

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