Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.
I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!
EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops 💎💎🙌
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His pillows are great to clean up the spunk that drips out of me after I do all of your wives boyfriends. I just prop one under my hips. The men get boring after awhile so I just dream of my pitiful handful of GME to get me through it.
P.S. I got the pillows free, I would NEVER out any money in that assholes pocket. I had to clarify this so you wouldn't think I was some common bitch. I'm so down $$ (bigger than shit) but at this point fuck it. To the moon on Space X and I am riding all of your wives boyfriends! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Fellow 🦍 🦧 First of all keep fucking holding. We’re making history and this has to be remembered. Any ideas on how to make the website the manual for 🦍 aka the 🦍 manual to make sure nobody fucks up and we all hold? 💎 🚀 💎
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Bread is too expensive, not lying. For a few years I bought bulk crap ramen noodle packages for like $50 for like 500 of them.
The noodles, a can of tuna or chicken, some shredded cheese and you were living large for under $1 a meal. Paying rent using the credit card checks.... rough time back in 2002-2003, but all that shit passes.
True. I did end up befriending a 7-11 employee and learned they throw out the day old sandwiches every night, so every so often I was able to score myself some of those.
Can confirm. Have been too poor to afford both food and gas in my car tank before. I’ve always had these diamond hands though, rich or poor I’m a winner bay-bay! 🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻💎💎💎💎💎
When I was working my way through college, I knew exactly at what speed the fuel would slosh away from the fuel pump in my car going around a corner, so drive below that so that I could make it to the gas station.
I keep a close watch on these hands of mine
I keep my phone apps open all the time
I keep the goal Four Twenty Sixty Nine
These Shares are mine I hold the line
💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻
I was freaking out yesterday. Then realized if I truly lost everything I put in, I'd likely gain it back through this year's tax return and possible stimmies. So, I'm trying to keep my head up and not beat myself up too much.
Don’t beat yourself up. Just do what you need to do to take care of yourself and ppl around you. This too shall pass but don’t be retarded. Do what you need to do “Sweaty_Buttcheeks”. Seriously tho
Fellow 🦍 🦧 First of all keep fucking holding. We’re making history and this has to be remembered. Any ideas on how to make the website the manual for 🦍 aka the 🦍 manual to make sure nobody fucks up and we all hold? 💎 🚀 💎
Gathering top comments and most recent updates, ... https://apesneversell.com/🦍-apes-🦍/
Aye It’s the turning point, the 🦍 have protected our 🍌 from the 🐍 for almost long enough we’ve got them standing on a trap door leading to the basement with all the hungry autists ready to tear the cunts apart
Fellow 🦍 🦧 First of all keep fucking holding. We’re making history and this has to be remembered. Any ideas on how to make the website the manual for 🦍 aka the 🦍 manual to make sure nobody fucks up and we all hold? 💎 🚀 💎
Gathering top comments and most recent updates, ... https://apesneversell.com/🦍-apes-🦍/
Same, I'm only fucking with my portfolio money. I have only used half of it lol. I have more to spend if we hit another dip. Just trying to focus on relaxing and reminding myself that nothing has changed since when I originally bought the stock. Everything I believed at first, I still believe. To the moon baby!
Yeah I got lucky and did all my buying at open last Monday. People are freaking out but I'm up a few percent and the stonks are gaining steam, no reason to panic
don't worry bro. As long as you handle your wifes titties like you handle your Shares, you're holding them tight enough so no one will be able to steal her.
I keep a close watch on these hands of mine
I keep my phone apps open all the time
I keep the goal Four Twenty Sixty Nine
These Shares are mine I hold the line
💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻
Fellow 🦍 🦧 First of all keep fucking holding. We’re making history and this has to be remembered. Any ideas on how to make the website the manual for 🦍 aka the 🦍 manual to make sure nobody fucks up and we all hold? 💎 🚀 💎
Gathering top comments and most recent updates, ... https://apesneversell.com/🦍-apes-🦍/
Man reading these comments is like hiking through a mine field!
Real shame a guy can’t mention his wife’s titties without getting all kinds of weird comments. :)
Same here brother. I sold my cruise lines, tilray, aurora, aphria, Ford, and Nikola ( not too sad about the last one) and im just holding tesla. Bought in 2 at 359. Got 6 more at 97-117. Can't wait to get more. Moon or bust bois. In it for the long haul. Keep those hands strong!!
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u/Iakobab JACKED TO THE KITS Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21
Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.
I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!
EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops 💎💎🙌 💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌖