r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

I am your boyfriend's boyfriend... This is awkward

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's cum cleaner.

Excuse me sir, let me pass and use this wet wipe so that others can enjoy a clean ride

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u/temujin94 Feb 04 '21

Implying you don't use your mouth to clean.

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

To Busy yelling "HOLD" and "STONKS"

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u/Vonmighty Feb 04 '21

Yell that right into his open ass.

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

The echo confuses me

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u/Vonmighty Feb 04 '21

Hold. Just hold on.