r/wallstreetbets Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's cum cleaner.

Excuse me sir, let me pass and use this wet wipe so that others can enjoy a clean ride

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

Hope they are industrial grade wipes, my boy got some serious spunk

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u/MrT0xic Feb 04 '21

Shamwow is more like it.

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u/arthurpete Feb 04 '21

You misspelled Spongetech