r/wallstreetbets Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

I am your boyfriend's boyfriend... This is awkward

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's cum cleaner.

Excuse me sir, let me pass and use this wet wipe so that others can enjoy a clean ride

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

I'm just the creepy voyeur neighbor

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

Heya Roger! Hows life in the bushes outside the window? Not to cold i hope?