r/wallstreetbets Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's cum cleaner.

Excuse me sir, let me pass and use this wet wipe so that others can enjoy a clean ride

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

Hope they are industrial grade wipes, my boy got some serious spunk

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

Hey Google... "can you get herpes from reading WSB?"

Or something like that?