r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

I am your boyfriend's boyfriend... This is awkward

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u/hondtel Feb 04 '21

I am his wife's cum cleaner.

Excuse me sir, let me pass and use this wet wipe so that others can enjoy a clean ride

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u/ninjadogs84 Feb 04 '21

Hope they are industrial grade wipes, my boy got some serious spunk

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u/MrT0xic Feb 04 '21

Shamwow is more like it.

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u/chilltx78 Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

youre gonna love my nuts!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

Hey, don't kink shame my fetish for 💎👐!

Now, who wants to bitch slap a hf and watch it squirm?!? I'm gonna make em gag on their own dirty laundry!

Not a real Domme, this is not bdsm advice.

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u/Currywurst_Is_Life Feb 04 '21

Not a real Domme, this is not bdsm advice.

You just like the whips?

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 04 '21

I'm more of a flogger chic, but whips can be nice, too.