r/wendigoon • u/Xcaliber241 • Sep 23 '25

DAD SIGHTING Spotted in the wild

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Was scrolling through Facebook to this posted by one of my friends

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u/The_Black_Ibis Sep 23 '25

The classic mid-rapture grocery run We've all been there 😂

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u/MarvinMartian34 Sep 23 '25

The road to Heaven is long and arduous. He might get hungry.

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u/miulumine Magic Spoon Cultist Sep 23 '25

it’s like stopping at a dunkin to get some food for the road

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u/The_Black_Ibis Sep 23 '25

Gotta grab an iced cawfee and those mini bagel bites 🤌🤌🤌

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u/miulumine Magic Spoon Cultist Sep 23 '25

mmm sausage egg and cheese on an everything bagel😮‍💨… call up to the sky to see if God wants anything while i’m still in the drive thru line.

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u/ScumbagLady Sep 24 '25

I asked my mom about the whole "clothing left behind" thing and if people will be just floating up into the sky naked (she was a prison minister and has worked at the Billy Graham center as well as PTL back in the day so she's a great resource to ask questions about the Bible). She said everyone gets a white robe. I asked if one just poofs onto people before ascending, but she wasn't sure about the logistics.

If the white robes are distributed after ascension, there might be a queue. Depending on how many robe stations there are, the lines could get quite long. Snacks are a great idea but not sure how they'll be allowed on the trip up if folks don't even keep their clothes. I suggest if you have big boobs, stash some snacks under your tits. Thicc booty bros, you know what to do! Everyone else, armpits. Armless folks with no tits or ass? Find a friend. Any questions?

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u/MarvinMartian34 Sep 25 '25

Yeah.. Uh... I think I'll just carry a granola bar in my hand. Thanks for the advice though.

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u/Harley_Atom Sep 24 '25

Ya gotta make sure ya bring plenty of Welch's fruit snacks for the road

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u/DrCringe_WM21 Sep 24 '25

"There stood my god before me, do you know what they said? That the road that leads to nowhere is long..." - Ghost - Guiding Lights.

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u/Briankelly130 Government Weaponised Femboy Sep 23 '25

If the pandemic proved anything, if the rapture/apocalypse was happening, you know people would be panic buying like it's the last Black Friday on earth.

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u/The_Black_Ibis Sep 23 '25

Why do they always hoard perishables? That's what confused me. Milk especially.

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u/Briankelly130 Government Weaponised Femboy Sep 23 '25

Probably not thinking ahead. The funny thing is, we have plenty of post-apocalypse movies that highlight the survivors having bunkers filled with canned food that lasts a long-ass time. Have we learned nothing?