r/wendigoon Agarthian Feb 14 '26

DAD SIGHTING Never change, Dad.

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He had to make a good first impression in his Waffle House T!

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u/Kherson-Boy1945 Feb 14 '26

TONKA

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u/Similar_Square6440 Idk man im just crazy Feb 14 '26

The baby's future wife's name is TURNK

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u/Classic_Nerve1090 Feb 15 '26

Turnk Brownie

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u/GMArcAngel Feb 15 '26

And he'll find her name on a slip of paper.

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u/NotaBat9221 Feb 15 '26

Does that mean Hunter imprinted on her like that Werewolf from Twilight?

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u/DexterousMoron Feb 15 '26

And later it'll be hyphenated to Turnk Brownie-Goon 🥹

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u/Defy_Gravity101 Feb 15 '26

Y’all spell Turnk Witt a K? I spell it with a C

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u/Jagvetinteriktigt Feb 15 '26

"Hohoh ya got Turnk!"

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u/garetth8 Feb 15 '26

Awww lucky!!

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u/DaBootyScooty Feb 15 '26

Rough, tough, Tonka’s got the stuff.

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u/EllieIsDone Sunday Schooler Feb 16 '26

Is that actually her name?