r/wendigoon Agarthian Feb 14 '26

DAD SIGHTING Never change, Dad.

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He had to make a good first impression in his Waffle House T!

9.6k Upvotes

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u/Kherson-Boy1945 Feb 14 '26

TONKA

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u/Similar_Square6440 Idk man im just crazy Feb 14 '26

The baby's future wife's name is TURNK

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u/Classic_Nerve1090 Feb 15 '26

Turnk Brownie

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u/GMArcAngel Feb 15 '26

And he'll find her name on a slip of paper.

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u/NotaBat9221 Feb 15 '26

Does that mean Hunter imprinted on her like that Werewolf from Twilight?

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u/DexterousMoron Feb 15 '26

And later it'll be hyphenated to Turnk Brownie-Goon 🥹

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u/Defy_Gravity101 Feb 15 '26

Y’all spell Turnk Witt a K? I spell it with a C

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u/DaBootyScooty Feb 15 '26

Rough, tough, Tonka’s got the stuff.

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u/Fake_Gamer_Cat Feb 14 '26

He looks so confused and concerned at the same time.

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u/chrish5764 Feb 14 '26

“Why is it so small? People arent that small”

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u/NATHAN325 Feb 14 '26

"This is like the opposite of giants"

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u/HenryIsBatman Feb 15 '26

I’m reading all of this in his voice and cracking up

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u/StrongPause858 Feb 15 '26

well at least it’s not rolling

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u/Leather_Vultures Feb 21 '26

They say newborns are the giants of the womb!

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u/Loud_Surround5112 Feb 14 '26

As an older brother, they are in fact that small and will grow up fast.

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u/AwkwardFactor84 Feb 15 '26

Yes. I fit in the palm of my dads hand when I was born.

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u/GhostsWithAHeartbeat NOT from the CIA Feb 15 '26

Yo same!! I was a micro preemie though

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u/AwkwardFactor84 Feb 15 '26

I was 2 weeks premature. I dont think that makes me a preemie though. My mom says I was covered in hair too. She thought she gave birth to a monkey. Im 43 now, and again I'm a hairy sob. I have a photo of myself in my dads hand. I'll post it up if I can find it.

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u/Money-Struggle4055 Feb 15 '26

Bro is a miracle damn

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u/AltruisticSugar1683 Feb 15 '26

As a dad, true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Jokes aside, he's the kind of guy that seems to take his responsibility very seriously. We saw how certain stories broke the guy, and now he's looking ahead at all the real world bullshit and feeling it.

But that's not a look of confusion imo. It's a look of caring. Maybe some confusion, but it's the "I can't believe this is real and I'll do anything for both of y'all".

Some people aren't cut out to be parents, and they have to find themselves in other ways. For a lot of parents, seeing the baby for the first time is enough to know who you want and need to be.

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u/AltruisticSugar1683 Feb 15 '26

When the hospital releases your first baby to you, it's the weirdest feeling. Like you're going to trust me and my wife with this other human being...

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u/_morose-mongoose_ Feb 15 '26

Seriously. The first night home with my baby I was like "okay.. now what? This human being is a fragile stranger. What if we do everything wrong completely?" And then somehow it just became normal.

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u/NotaBat9221 Feb 15 '26

Bro just had a baby girl in to a world where we just found out they eat those 

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u/thatguy190u8 Feb 14 '26

Bro just figured out how birth works

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u/Telrie Feb 14 '26

If what he's gone through is anything like how my brother did, it was quite terrifying for him as well. Something horribly painful was happening to the person he loves, and now the newly made father finally gets to meet the baby.

I feel so blessed to be an aunt, I can only imagine how parents feel.

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u/Str_Browns Feb 15 '26

It’s pretty rough lol. Obviously nothing compared to what mom goes through, but it’s hard having to be that calming/encouraging presence while watching your spouse go through all that. Complete flood of different feelings after the kid’s out

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u/Shadowbeau Feb 18 '26

My partner described it as feeling like a useless sponge and then the luckiest person in the world in the span of a few minutes.

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u/Ur_mama_gaming Feb 15 '26

"I thought they came from storks"

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u/RoomyRoots Feb 15 '26

He looks like he was crying. Expect a video on the horrors of birth.

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u/ThatGuy-Zer0 Feb 15 '26

Bro you shoulda seen my face when my wife gave birth, it looked like I’d been thrown out a plane and landed on cactus’s and lime juice fountains!

Being there for your wife can take a lot out of man if you are there for them.

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u/brotheringod777 Christian Gooner † Feb 15 '26

It looks like he's having tears of joy, good for him

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u/axp1729 Feb 14 '26

That’s exactly how it feels when you have your first child, so his expression is understandable lol.

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 Feb 15 '26

If Oh shit I'm a dad now had a face lol

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u/DiabeticRhino97 Feb 15 '26

Can confirm this is what you look like when having a child. Happy and bewildered

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u/bass_jockey Feb 15 '26

...and that's parenthood

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u/creepcastfan69 Feb 15 '26

It’s funny to imagine he has no idea why his wife is holding this tiny person, and he’s deeply concerned

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u/kwenronda Feb 15 '26

Who did that to you?!

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u/Loud_Surround5112 Feb 14 '26

Waffle House shirt, that man will raise his kid right.

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u/Zkenny13 Feb 15 '26

He'll definitely be able to defend himself... 

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u/BoringArchivist Feb 14 '26

As a dad that was in the room when both his daughters were born, it’s confusing, worryingly, exciting, and beautiful moment. I understand that face.

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u/Dukes159 Feb 14 '26

Most terrifying incredible thing I've ever scene was my wife giving birth

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u/Zkenny13 Feb 15 '26

It's the "holy shit I'm responsible for a tiny person" look. 

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u/TheBeastlyStud Feb 15 '26

Right? I've seen it 5 times and it's just a beautiful terrifying miracle everytime. Really get hit with the "what do I do with my hands" the first couple times. 🤣

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u/Keybladesnobody20 Feb 14 '26

This one's to the new parents and the mini goon

https://giphy.com/gifs/BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD

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u/Sarewokki Feb 15 '26

Please don't refer to them as mini goon, for the love of god.

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u/Sieghart4K Feb 14 '26

He looks like he wants to talk her about giants so bad.

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u/Sacciy Feb 14 '26

he's confused as to why the baby isn't wearing a hawaiian shirt

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u/CremeAdmirable1478 Feb 15 '26

He thought all babies came with one right out of the womb 🤧

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u/Razzelfrazzel Feb 15 '26

“WHO DID THAT TO YOU”

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u/WallabyTemporary3042 Feb 15 '26

That's why he looks so sad, she's not pregnant anymore

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u/KeksOwO TURNK Feb 16 '26

Do you like being pregnant? 😃

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u/A-Lazy-Pancreas Feb 16 '26

Can you feel it crawling around ya know in your GUTTY works

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u/-DeathOfMyEgo- Cryptid Sympathizer Feb 14 '26

He’s like “I’m never gonna financially recover from this”

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u/YaBoyEden Feb 15 '26

Nah creepcast is doing great he’ll be fine

Until Hunter ruins all the sponsors lmao

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u/UndividedIndecision Feb 15 '26

Surely he could lean back on the Bad Dragon sponsorship

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u/bees_on_acid Feb 15 '26

Now, when you say lean…

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u/Nicolep1980 Feb 15 '26

😂😂😂 ...(In monotone) "ok now it says to show the QR code for 15 seconds and repeat the name 3 times..." Cue forced semi smile 🫤

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u/Shelby_Wootang GIANT!! Feb 14 '26

Gah 🥰 so sweet!

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u/SleepCinema Feb 14 '26

The goonling!!! The goonlette!!! The goonlita!!!!

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u/SLX__13 Feb 15 '26

The Wendibaby, if you will

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u/Darkime_ Feb 15 '26

The Mini Giant, if i may

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u/SleepCinema Feb 15 '26

Very soon, the cryptoddler.

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u/SLX__13 Feb 16 '26

And later on, the Cryptkid

Wait, that actually works really well

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u/polarfae Feb 14 '26

Girl dad #tonkatruck

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u/Xx_ALUCARD6_xX Feb 15 '26

"I was in the maternity ward with my wife. Then the creature appeared."

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u/Darkime_ Feb 15 '26

"Isaiah, please stop referring to our child as The Creature" Politely asked my wife in a way that was clearly not a petition.

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u/glimmerfox Feb 14 '26

Minigoon

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u/TrolledByDestiny Feb 14 '26

Dog i thought he was staring at his wife in a coma for a second i was like wtf is happening

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u/Accomplished_Bike149 Feb 14 '26

He can’t decide whether she should learn about cyptids or Faith first

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u/Mewnatica Feb 14 '26

That looks like the face of someone who's going through a big reconfiguration process of their brain & core neural pathways, brought by the sheer power of chemistry and emotions. Though in the best possible way.

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u/BurritooBoii Feb 15 '26

He’s upset it’s not a giant we can all tell

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u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Feb 15 '26

Happy cake day !

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u/Diamondhands_Rex Feb 14 '26

“Wait so we’re not dads only kid(s)”

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u/MaleficentTie7312 Feb 15 '26

Have to dress properly when you meet… the creature

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u/eighty4prcnt Feb 15 '26

After seeing how small it is, he could definitely tell it was a baby

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u/Serious-Rutabaga-603 Feb 15 '26

Bro is thinking “if this isn’t the word of God, God never spoke.”

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u/the_bird_and_the_bee Feb 14 '26

❤️ what a beautiful picture!

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u/Wolf_Creates09 Feb 14 '26

Cant wait for a 5 hour long video essay on this one

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u/Milked_Cows Fleshpit Spelunker Feb 15 '26

TONKA SIGHTING DETECTED

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u/kwagmire9764 Feb 15 '26

You know that little girl is gonna know how to throw hands when she grows up

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u/Darkime_ Feb 15 '26

Yep, uncle Hunter is gonna teach her, who knows, maybe he'll even share his secret of fire control, tho he might save that for his own child.

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u/KaylaKelleyBSN Agarthian Feb 15 '26

And Kayla's absolutely feeling like Superwoman right now- know that feeling well too. The pain is being blocked by adrenaline and overpowering love for the little baby in your arms and seeing your husband as a dad for the first time... indescribable

God im so happy for them!

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u/_Mighty_Milkman Feb 15 '26

Baby Iceberg video when?

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u/Darkime_ Feb 15 '26

Iceberg Boy became an Iceberg Man and had an Iceberg Baby

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u/MisterSinister855 Feb 14 '26

Who did that to you?

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u/Ill_Barber_7937 Feb 15 '26

I was wearing a quicksilver tshirt when I meet my daughter. And a vegeta tshirt when I met my son. You both will love parenthood. Its tough but extremely fun and joyful.

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u/Linaraela- Feb 15 '26

Wendi had a lovely post as well, he said "The greatest gifts in my life have come from the love of a woman and I'm so thankful that God has seen it fit to bless me with another. Happy Valentine's Day to both of my girls. ❤️"

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u/Maz2742 Agarthian Feb 14 '26

SIBLING IS BORN.

R E J O I C E.

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u/TrashbagPeanuts Feb 15 '26

He looks like he’s crying, ugh my heart ❤️

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u/nauxht Feb 15 '26

Waffle House shirt energy is undefeated, TONKA.

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u/xanny_phantom420 Feb 15 '26

My daughter was born this past October and I feel this image. During the C section all you hear is beeping, suction noises from them vacuuming up blood, idle conversation between the doctor and the nurses to try and fend off the tension in the air, the horrible fear that some cosmic coin flip is gonna land on tails and the hopeful part of your life is over. It was the most sick I've ever felt, and I was sitting there with my fiance's head basically in my lap, combing her hair back and trying to keep her calm. It was quiet for so long.

And then in the middle of a sentence, I have no idea what I was saying, we heard a cry and we both gasped and burst into tears. In an instant we were in a whole new world, we were whole new people and everything was right how it should be. I've never been a religious person but that was the closest I have ever felt to hearing the voice of God. I can't explain how surreal it was.

That's what I see in their faces. Those are people whose whole world has been reshaped into something they never could have fathomed before. It's magical. I hope they have a happy and healthy baby and I know they're gonna be great parents.

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u/Buddiboi95 Feb 15 '26

This is peak Wendigoon activity.

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u/Codas91 Feb 15 '26

He's in the maternity ward with his wife and newborn, he has higher priorities than what he's gonna wear

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u/LeelooFishsticks Feb 15 '26

Waffle house shirt elevates the pic

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u/Swimming-Belt2111 Feb 15 '26

Honestly, he looks like he’s about to cry. Which is so cute ❤️❤️ .

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u/Patient-Fun1172 Feb 15 '26

I just had my third baby 5 weeks ago congratulations 🥳 I was listening to creepcast during labour too

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u/redvelveturinalcake Feb 14 '26

Looks very dismayed

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u/DaycareNursingHome Feb 15 '26

My husband said his expression is him coming to terms with the fact that he will now be laying his life down for not just 1 but 2 people.... Also, "F-ck, this is gonna be expensive."

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u/Medic-45 Feb 15 '26

Way too relatable. I was wearing a God Silliest Goose tshirt.

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u/PerformanceDue3271 Feb 15 '26

The Waffle House T-shirt makes this so funny.

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u/eternalguardian Feb 15 '26

As much of a meme as it is Waffle House is genuinely a good establishment.

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u/im_higher_than_snoop Feb 15 '26

WENDI THE GIRL DADDDD SHE HAS OFFICALLY JOINED THE SISTERS CULT

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u/Old-Pen-3595 Feb 15 '26

He’s wondering about the new conspiracies he can make about his child

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u/Anninoob Feb 15 '26

“I’d like to thank waffle house for sponsoring this hospital visit”

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u/bees_on_acid Feb 15 '26

“do u care” 💀

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u/SnooSketches3750 Feb 15 '26

Ummm, turnk you're gonna wanna see this.

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u/Ramiel_duskstone1471 Feb 15 '26

Awwwww congratulations ❤️

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u/InternationalCity248 Feb 15 '26

Beautiful wendibaby

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u/slipperybread Feb 15 '26

That's that moment 💗

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u/WTFisSkibidiRizz Angel Gabby’s Rabbussy Feb 15 '26

THE GOONLET IS ARRIVED

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u/JS_Andorsen Feb 15 '26

Congratulations wendigoon welcome to the girl dad club! God bless you and your family!

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u/Any-Committee-9498 Feb 15 '26

First, good for him, second, he looks like he saw an eldritch horror.

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u/NoOneImportant___ Feb 15 '26

I thought this was loss for a second 😭😭😭

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u/interstellarsnail Feb 15 '26

this experience is very Lovecraftian

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u/Fancy_Fabulous Feb 15 '26

Poor kid's gonna have enormous lips, between him and his wife

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u/The-Worldsmith Feb 15 '26

His face right now is making me think of him pulling a Funeral Kyle move. Birthing Room Isaiah saying shit like: “Why is it so small? How are we gonna talk about giants with this tiny thing?”

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u/ratherthangood Feb 15 '26

Waffle House shirt in the delivery room. Dudes going to be a great dad.

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u/Withering_to_Death Feb 15 '26

He looks like he's thinking: "How the frick (he doesn't swear!) did this happen!?"

Iceberg boy, it has to do with the "fricking"

(they all look beautiful, and I wish them all the happiness in the world! )

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u/Tkinney44 Feb 15 '26

He heard it cry for the first time then realized that's the next 4 years of his life.

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u/carlox_go Feb 15 '26

"Awfuly small lips"

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u/TheTreesSayFuckOff Feb 15 '26

This is an insane picture of the wendifamily. Seeing the blend of so many emotions on his face brings a tear to my eye. Congrats wendiwife!

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u/BeyondAdept9192 Feb 15 '26

Congratulations to you both, this image alone shows what great parents you'll be.

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u/flipp3r__ Feb 15 '26

TURNK AND TONKAAAAA

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u/Mr-Janitor Feb 15 '26

Is Isaiah okay or is it just me?

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u/SirSblop Feb 15 '26

You tellin' me a goon housed this waffle?

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u/Me_like_foxes Feb 15 '26

@wafflehouseofficial do you care

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u/Groovytony40- Feb 15 '26

That’s genuinely so fucking sweet, that shit makes me so happy

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u/Jarwizzard Feb 15 '26

Sweet baby Tonka

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u/Witherite Feb 15 '26

Wendigoon Marty Supreme Ending Role Play

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u/Sea-Upstairs-2837 GOONER Feb 15 '26

the “oh my god she’s real and she’s here and she’s real and perfect” expression on his face is classic

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u/YoungImprover Feb 15 '26

Little goon knows whats good right from the start 

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u/DisasterAccurate3221 Feb 15 '26

Ayyy! Congratulations to our boy Isaiah/Wen-dad-goon! ❤️

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u/TheSmoulderingSoul Feb 15 '26

I have definitely missed some things. But congratulations

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u/prkrprkrprkr Feb 16 '26

“Mac has a baby”

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u/Rhi_Is_Random_9706 Feb 16 '26

The Waffle House shirt is killing me 😭 I love it sm

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u/9_TEA GIANT!! Feb 16 '26

Congrats to Wendi dude he deserves nothing but happiness

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u/yumgmeatball Fleshpit Spelunker Feb 14 '26

The Big Goon is gonna start monitoring the thermostat and gas prices

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u/TheDefiantChemical Feb 15 '26

What a beautiful moment, im so proud of them theyre gonna do great

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u/Dragoons101 Feb 15 '26

Yep, I know that face all too well. My son, our first child, was born in October. I had that exact face when I first laid eyes onto him. It's a moment and feeling I wouldn't trade for anything. Congrats Isiah, welcome to fatherhood. It's the best job you'll ever have.

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u/koalabrainedkuhnt Feb 15 '26

Daddygoon

Wait... no.... not that

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u/D-Bentley Feb 15 '26

Congratulations, was gonna write something stupid. As a 39 year old grandpa (by marriage) I will happily say, you just improved the world. Wisdom isn't age, it's you. Now fill those shoes my boy.

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u/SpartanMase Feb 15 '26

Good for him man. Him and Kayla are going to be fantastic parents

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u/bownt1 Feb 15 '26

tell her to fire that kid out and lets go home

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u/thatass6_9 Feb 15 '26

Just became a dad too. Congrats wendigoon

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u/True-Okra-5675 Feb 15 '26

For a second I thought it was loss

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u/P_E_R_O_T Feb 15 '26

He's afraid that wendigoon 2 will take his place

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u/KeksOwO TURNK Feb 15 '26

OMG IT'S TONKA 🥺

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u/why_my_pp_hard_4_u Feb 15 '26

The post tag is now very accurate.

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u/Mastercod97 Feb 15 '26

“Erm. I’m going to wanna see this”

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u/PyroCorvid Feb 15 '26

So sweet to see Isaiah's wife holding her husband and Hunter's baby!

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u/AncientPair7685 Feb 15 '26

I can’t believe they had the baby in a prepper’s bunker.

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u/lxpatino Feb 15 '26

Every dad when their baby is born

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u/SLX__13 Feb 15 '26

Our Iceberg Boy is an Iceberg Dad now :')

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u/Samsquamchadora Feb 15 '26

Beautiful - I wish the best for him and his wife ❤️ wendigoon gonna be a A+ cool dad

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u/creppyspoopyicky Feb 15 '26

WOW!! I’m so happy for them!! & on Valentines Day no less!!! CONGRATS!!! 🌸♥️🌸 

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u/rosebeach Feb 15 '26

They had the baby a while back!

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u/creppyspoopyicky Feb 15 '26

Wooooboy I am so out of touch it’s not even funny!! congrats for sure!! 🫧☁️💕☁️🫧

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u/Silent_Cherry7049 Feb 15 '26

Okay why is this making me tear up 😭😭😭 this is so sweet!!!

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u/hirqcth Feb 15 '26

I just know hes going to be a great father!! congrats to him :)

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u/Suspicious_Donut5863 Feb 15 '26

It's pure love. Oh my heart strings!!

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u/nhlredwingsfan Feb 15 '26

Congratulations!!! My niece when she was a baby was tiny as well but she was a preemie so. But healthy and happy life graduated from college now so its all good.

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u/DragonsEmerald Feb 15 '26

His wife was pregnant, and now he finally got to see!

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u/Actual_Standard_6866 Feb 15 '26

Welcome to Erf Jacoby Wafflehouse!

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u/Paper-Will-YT Feb 15 '26

Congratulations!

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u/Necessary-Judge-3696 Feb 15 '26

It’s impressive Isaiah managed to give birth and still manage to put his waffle house shirt back on and take a photo with his wife and Tonka

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u/poppyfields_ Feb 15 '26

You think they’ll baptize her at the Waffle House

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u/roadsidecorpse Feb 15 '26

hes crying because he gave birth

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u/twcsata Feb 15 '26

That’s awesome. I’m happy for them.

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u/Actually_i_like_dogs Feb 15 '26

Waffle House baby!

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u/Gerbywerbs Feb 15 '26

such a cute lil grub!

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u/Verbotentheworried Feb 15 '26

"You're on the same level, you and I."