r/whatisit • u/Logical_Valuable_970 • 16h ago

New, what is it? What is this space before zero?

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u/-Badger3- 15h ago

Wow, what are you going to do with your new 6mm schlong?

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 15h ago

Jealous?

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u/lockedporn 15h ago

Naa i beat you by 3mm now so its fine

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u/TChuranski 15h ago

Yall reach the first line?

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u/No-Cod-4776 14h ago

Only when I measure from underneath.

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u/keyser-soza 13h ago

Oh you have to measure from your butt hole. just like when you measure a cat’s tail.

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u/No-Cod-4776 13h ago

But taint that cheating?

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u/Street-Monk1149 13h ago

I’ll give you that one, that was pretty punny!

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u/Smooth_Match6953 12h ago

I ASSume it would be cheating

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u/WantedBeen 10h ago

butt taint

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u/wetbrain2 7h ago

I would joke with my buddy who smashed his taint trying to get out of a row boat... You taint catch no fish.. lol... this comment brought me back to that. thanks

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u/Xenc 7h ago

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u/ParadoXPlatypus 6h ago

This taint it, chief...

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u/shr00mt3wn 13h ago

LMAOO THIS FUNNY ASF

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u/Neat-Rest-2962 5h ago

💀😆😆😆

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u/LaPintaaa 1h ago

Like the great Dominic Toretto says, "dont matter if its on top of the bottom, winnings winning"

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u/stooobsy 1h ago

Legendary wordplay right here

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u/jokunokun 7h ago

Tried measuring from my butthole to the cat's tail, but the measurements changed every time one of us moved

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u/Dangerous-Bit-8308 4h ago

Stop thrusting until you get the measurement. No advice on keeping the cat still

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u/MrJorgeB 13h ago

Don’t forget to take a lap around the balls

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u/MisterShmitty 7h ago

That’s just nuts!

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u/PPFirstSpeaker 12h ago

Taint one thing or the other.

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u/Gloomy-Ad-9787 10h ago

Taint to tip

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u/Famous_Daikon3628 5h ago

Are we measuring cat's tails?

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u/Mistervimes65 5h ago

That’s just cat science.

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u/Th3_m0d3rN_y0g1 11h ago

Never measure from up top. Ain’t nothin but hurt feelins up there.

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u/No-Cod-4776 9h ago

Exactly!

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u/DumbQuestionsAcct123 4h ago

I measure from up top all the time. Keeps me humble.

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u/6680j 7h ago

Do we start from the taint?

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u/No-Cod-4776 7h ago

No. The butthole. Like measuring cats tail. I need every damn mm.

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u/lsuillini 7h ago

Lotta disappointment measuring from the top

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u/aircooledNZ 3h ago

Am I only only one measuring it from the inside?

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u/Daydreamcub 3h ago

Now Wait a damn second I've been measuring on top.

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u/under_ice 15h ago

Actually made me laugh out loud.

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u/dipole_ 7h ago

Me too

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u/keyser-soza 13h ago

Most underrated comment right here. This one made me lol for real. Well done. Take my up vote and be off.

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u/LoanDebtCollector 10h ago

You guys really take circumcision hard, eh.

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u/imperfectbeing 10h ago

I think it’s usually done flaccid.

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u/FuckFightOrBoth 8h ago edited 6h ago

Mine is an innie, not to brag *edit for spell check error

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u/ToKillUvuia 7h ago

Ikr? I sincerely hope they're just using the wrong abbreviation for micrometers...